Hey there you! Yeah you the person that is reading this! This is one of my first stories! So I hope you enjoy this cause I don't cause my hand freaken hurts after writing all of this!

Disclaimer:

I don't own any character or anything which sucks, but I do own the plot...

Discripition:

Allen wakes up to find something wrong. He goes to Komui to find out what it is.

Warning:

This will and have contain sexual theme, Yaoi meaning BoyxBoy so if you don't like it don't read,and other things your mom doesn't like! So read at you own risk...and a lot of almost killing Komui in it...Also I am not resiable if you get a nosebleed from this story!


Rape The Moyashi


What the bloody hell happened to me?


Allen Walker had woke up to a very weird day mind you that everyday in his life is weirdish but this day was just plain weird. First; when he woke up he felt well you know weirder then normal which is pretty bad if you are Allen. Which wasn't a good feeling at all but, Allen's stomach (AKA the pit of no return!) growled so he figured that he needed to eat before he came up with any ideas as of why his life is so fucked up already.

While he was happliy walking down the hallway with thoughts of dango and other food in his mind he noticed a few of male finders look at him in a weirder and creepier; then normal gaze but, the young boy shrugged it off like it was nothing new; because there was more important things to think about like what food should he order for breakfast. So as he got to Jerry, Lavi popped out of nowhere smiling like the baka he is, leaning on poor Allen, he whispered in the young boys' ear,

"Yo Allen, is there a fire in your pants? because your on fire!" winking he turn and walked/ skipped happly away.

So in turn Allen just walk on his way shugging his shoulds, taking what the red head said a joke he went on his merry way to Jerry's. Who'd came a little closer then he should of been and what Allen considered normal; he also was smiling a really creepy smile that looked like it was saying

"I'm-going-rape-you-so-you-better-run."

Allen as the person he was; took it seriously backed away a bit which in turn made the pink hair chief frown. Allen ignored this and went on ordering his usual big plate of food. He then set out to find a nice spot to eat his wonderful food.

But, as luck would have it Kanda was near the table that he wanted to sit at and really the only table open too. Thinking that the samurai would try to fight him, he got ready, but this time Kanda didn't say or do anything which surpised the young destory of time. Allen rasied a brow at this, but countiued on his way to sit down, but as soon as he sat down Kanda got up in a hurry with something red going down his neck.

'Weird' the young boy thought as he started eating his large tower food starting with the dango of coures. Still, people where looking at him everywhere. With those stares he started to feel lustful glares too. Feeling like he was about to get jump right then and there; he ran like his life was on the line. Which it might have been.

After, he got far away from feeling the lustful glares on his ass and other parts of his body. He found himself in the training room. Kanda was there, shirtless and wet. The older male had been training, but since he's Kanda he could tell when someone or something come in the room with him. Looking at who came in; he saw that it was the delicious moyashi.

'Wait did I just think the moyashi was delicious?'The raven teen thought as he look at the boy.

The silhouette look at raven teen and saw the lust in his eyes. So feel like his ass was on the line he booked it out of there.

'Whats wrong with ever one today?' He thought as he ran to Komui's office thinking he might no he did have something to do with this weirdness.

Komui was certainly sitting in his offices drinking some coffee. That his wonderful sister brought to him and the others. That's when Allen busted in and paper went flying everywhere.

"Oh Hi Allen! What's wrong?" Komui look up at the boy smiling

"What wrong you ask" Allen smiled but said in a very angry voice.

"Well yeah, you look like you ran to hell and back! So what is it you need?" The man asked not careing that the silverette could tear in to pieces, he drank his lovely coffee that his lovely sister brought him.

"Well.."

"Well what?" The man raised a eyebrow questioning the boy.

"Well I was just wondering why every guy in the Order is look at me with lust in there eyes?"

That was when Komui started to laughing really loud. Also at the same time that's when Allen figured that he did have something to do with this crazy day. Which made Allen wanna do things that little kid shouldn't watch or even think of but, he calm down a little, when Komui stopped his laughing fitted. He was wiping the tears from his eyes for he had cry till it hurt, Komui look up at Allen and smiled a pleasant smile.

"It looks like it worked than." The chinese man said giggling. He looked so happy that it made the young boy want to puck but, held it in to know what in the hell he meant.

"What worked?" He said annoyed by the man.

"Oh that's right I forgot to tell you. That the science deportment had made a sarum for male to have female hormones."

Komui said still smiling.

"Go on?"

"Well we need to see if it worked so I suggested that we used you."

The man said as like it was nothing.

"You did WHAT?"

Allen said very very angry. How could they do this to him of all people!

"We put female hormones that attract male in you."

Komui said calmly again after look at some paper that he was supposed to sign.

"And what gave you the right to do that?"

Allen said after gaining his composer.

" Well I kind of said I do my work and nothing else if we used you."

Then something snapped in Allen and it made a sound that everyone in the Black Order heared.(don't ever piss off Allen-chan!)

"You bastard!"


"That is the biggest load of bull I've ever herd in my whole life!"- Boton

Thank you come again!

Oh my Love why don't you Review! for me so I can live!- By me I am guessing So anyways if you liked this please review and I'll give you my Kanda! Who's locked up in the my toolshed! Lets hope he dosen't get out or I'm dead.