One not-very sunny day, in the time before the ninja villages were founded, Madara was fighting with Tobirama. Again. Which really made a lot of sense. And Tajima was fighting Butsuma. Again. Which also made a lot of sense. In short, it was just your typical lightning-storm day in pre-Konoha. When all of a sudden, everyone stopped fighting. Which didn't make a lot of sense. "SOMEONE STOLE MY SHURIKENS." Shouted Tobirama. Soon after, Madara muttered, "Mine too..." Butsuma just punched over a tree. "MY SHURIKENS ARE MISSING! I TELL YA, IT WAS THOSE DARN HYUUGAS!", he shouted, spraying spit everywhere. Tajima punched Butsuma. "ALL OF OUR F CKING SHURIKENS ARE GONE! NO ONE GIVES A F CKING SH T ABOUT YOURS, YOU SENJU B TCH!" Even Kawarama's shurikens had been stolen. Itama was whining about his shurikens being stolen. "Unhhhhhh! My shuuuuurikeeeeens! Where aaaare theeeeeyyyyy?!" Hikaku ran over to him and punched him. Toka, deciding to be the mature person here, stood on top of a tree. "It looks like someone stole all of our shurikens." Everyone made the you don't say face. "Even Mito, at the Uzumaki base, is shuriken-less." Madara and Hashirama fell over laughing. Hashirama fell on top of Madara. Madara couldn't breathe. "H-Hashi...w-would it kill you t-to...t-t-to l-lose some w-weight?!" Toka continued her lecture. "And I know who stole our shurikens." There was a loud wave of people shouting "WHO?" "QUIET DOWN, YOU OWLS! As I was saying, the answer will come here in 5! 4! 3! (Izuna Uchiha, you get yo ass ova here!) 2! 1! NOW!

Just then, Izuna walked past them, throwing more shurikens then he usually had. Everyone did the " -_- " face. Tobirama tried to punch him. Izuna threw a dead person's brain at him. And everyone attacked Izuna.

THE END.

P. S. Except Madara, he just laughed.

THE END.