Why.
Well, this is what happens when I read a funny fan fiction on how to freak out Firestar from Warrior Cats.
All of the ideas of freaking out Firestar belongs to OutcastInTheShadows. I only read his/her fan fiction, and thought, 'hey, maybe I should write a fan fiction about this!' If people like this enough, then I MIGHT make a second chapter, and do all twenty ways to freak out Firestar.
Well, Enjoy.
(I hope.)
P.S. I do take constructive criticism.

Edit: apparently, number two is actually set Firestar's Teddy Bear on fire, so I added number two to the beginning.

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter does. If I did own Warriors, Hollyleaf would still be alive. *makes a pouty face* and Brokenstar wouldn't be evil, and Yellowfang would also be alive. well, at least be a elder.


1. Tell him his Teddy Bear is on fire. + 2. Actually set light to his Teddy Bear

It was just a normal day in Thunderclan, well, as normal as you can get in a clan full of cats, that is. So, one day, a very curious apprentice, who was quite the troublemaker mind you, Berrypaw, yes, that Berrypaw. The Berrypaw who is full of himself, and can be a real pain in the tail, found out his great leader, Firestar's secret... Firestar has a teddy bear named Snuddlekins. Yes, I am not kidding, Snuddlekins. So what did Berrypaw do? Well, he snuck into Firestar's den while said leader was out on a patrol, set Snuddlekins on fire, come out, and as soon as Firestar entered camp, Berrypaw yelled, "FIRESTAR! YOU'RE TEDDY BEAR IS ON FIRE!" which of course, most of the cats, no, scratch that, practically the entire clan just looked at Berrypaw in confusion, but then, Firestar screeched, "SNUDDLEKINS, NOOOOOOO!" and ran off to grab Snuddlekins, go to the nearest water source, and put him out.

Ever since then, no Thunderclan could ever take Firestar seriously ever again.

Especially Brambleclaw. The rest of the day, all he could think was, 'Wait... Firestar has a Teddy Bear...? And he named him Snuddlekins? And what exactly IS a Teddy Bear?'

After that... interesting event, everyone thought they could be in peace, and nothing else strange like that would happen.
Boy were they wrong.


So, what do you think?
It might suck, I dunno, I just felt a urge to write this.
Anyway, please Rate and Review, and if you like it, yay!
If you don't, oh well.
Thanks.