Percabeth one-shot

Pick-up lines

"Are you a child of Hermes? Because you've stolen my heart."

"Percy, what in the world are you doing?"

"Oh, you know just challenging you to a pick-up line contest. First to make the other smile wins."

"Jackson you are going down!"

Percy smirked, "Are you sure?"

"Positive."

"Are you a child of Aeolus? Because you've blown me away."

"Really Annabeth?"

"Fine your turn."

"Are you a child of Dionysus? Because I'm drunk with love."

"Cheesy. Recent studies show that we should date."

"That is totally what you would say! Are you a child of Hades? Because you're drop dead gorgeous."

"I'm flattered!" Annbeth and sarcasm are the bestest of friends, "Are you a son of Poseidon? Because you're making me wet."

Percy couldn't help but smirk at that one. "Playing dirty are you? Do I look like a Minotaur? Because I'm horny for you."

Annabeth almost smiled at that one. "Is that Riptide in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Percy felt like he was on the edge of losing. "Are you a child of Hecate? Because you've worked your magic on me."

"Are you a child of the Earth-Shaker? Because you're totally rocking my world."

Percy smiled at that one.

"Haha you lose!"

"And do you want your reward?"

"..."

Percy leaned in and kissed her and she melted into it like he was the son of Hephaestus.

FIN.