Turning Ouran upside down. Chapter 1- New girl.

Main character POV (all will be revealed)

Ding dong. Ding Dong. DING DONG. DING DONG! God, who the heck is here so early in the morning? I think angrily as I jump out of bed and walk to the door.

"WHAT?" I say as I sling it open to find my friend wearing a boy's uniform.

"Isn't today your first day at Ouran?" she asks, her head turned to the side.

"…" I am silent as my still half asleep brain tries to process what she said.

My eyes shoot open wide and I run back to my room, leaving her to come in and shut the door behind her.

"Haruhiiiiiiiii, you could have called me," I whine as I try to find the yellow uniform I had to wear.

"Your phone was off." she points out, just as I find it and start trying to pull the oversized guy's shirt I had slept in over my head.

I start laughing hysterically as I'm trying to get it off. She starts laughing too, and I finally get it off and throw on the Ouran uniform. I grab my phone and stuff it in my bag, leaving my hair as it is. Not a good plan on my part. I run for my shoes and am out the door before Haruhi can even get out of my room. Of course there are still boxes piled everywhere from where my family moved from America to Japan yesterday so I can't blame her but still.

"Hey! Wait up!" she yells as she shuts my door and runs down the steps of our apartment building.

I found out she was my neighbor yesterday, when she came over to see if she could help us unpack. I was surprised she could speak English, but she said everyone at Ouran spoke the language. This was how I figured out her, um, "situation." I told her I had been accepted into Ouran too and she said that was great but she needed to tell me something. As she told her tale I listened intently, and couldn't help from laughing at this so-called, "Host King." I couldn't wait to meet him.

We arrive in our classroom laughing and running. She shoves me down in an empty desk in front of her, and sits down between two twins. I turn around and grin at them like a Cheshire cat.

"Hikaru and Kauru I presume." I say, trying to hold back a laugh.

I don't dare look at Haruhi because then I know I'll start laughing..

"Yep," they say in unison, "So Haruhi has told you about us. But did he tell you which one is which?"

I shake my head and they smile at each other.

"Then let's play the Which one is Hikaru game!" they say, obviously excited.

"Umm," I say, looking at them trying to remember what Haruhi has told me about each of them.

There! A flash of mischievousness cross Hikaru's eyes.

I point to him and say, "Hikaru." and point to the other and say, "Kauru."

Haruhi smiles really big and says, "I knew you'd figure it out! After all I told you about them and the host club, no doubt about it."

Hikaru and Kauru look stunned then break out in huge grins and hug me, one wrapping their arms around my neck, the other around my waist. I awkwardly pat them on their backs.

"Can't… breathe." I gasp and they pull away quickly.

"Good lord, you guys are turning into Tamaki-senpai." Haruhi says, chuckling.

"Senpai?" I ask, turning my head to the side in confusion.

"It means like senior. You say that to someone older than you." Haruhi explains.

"Where are you from anyway?" Hikaru says, like I'm stupid.

"America. We don't say that there. It's way confusing so I'm just going to stick with the way I normally talk." I retort back.

The teacher walks in and we all take our seats and look forward to hear the lesson.

Tamaki POV

Where is my dear daughter! I bet those doppelgangers have taken her away and she is crying for her daddy right now! Oh my poor Haruhi! She walks in the door and I run to her and pick her up, hugging her tight.

"Oh Haruhi! What have these two done to you!" I shout as I glare at the twins who are grinning evilly.

"Senpai, let me go." Haruhi gasps, and I put her down gently.

"What are you two hiding?" I say, turning to them and noticing how close they are standing.

"Oh, just her." they say and part, revealing a beautiful girl with wild, wavy hair and ocean blue eyes.

"Why hello, my princess." I say, kneeling down in front of her, "I don't believe I've seen you before. I surely would have remembered someone as beautiful as you."

I take her hand and kiss it. Surprisingly, she puts her index finger under my chin and brings it up to look in her face.

"You must be the idiot king." she states, smirking.

Kyoya POV

Oh my, that was rich. I heard an unfamiliar voice and looked up from my laptop just in time to see an amazingly gorgeous girl lifting Tamaki's face toward her own.

"You must be the idiot king." she said as she smirked wildly.

Hikaru and Kauru started laughing hysterically, Haruhi looked sick trying to hold in her laughter, and Tamaki had rushed over to the corner and started growing mushrooms on his shoulders. I make sure my face is clear of any amusement, and I walk toward where this wild girl is laughing harder than the twins.

"Excuse me, I understand that you are Haruhi's friend, but he needs to start preparing for activities now." I say as I give her my hosting smile.

"What's this he crap? Hikaru and Kauru keep calling her a guy too. I know what's up so just quit it." she says glaring at me.

"Oh you know her secret? Well, what can we do to stop you from telling anyone?" I say, moving my head so the sun glints against my glasses, hiding my frustration with this crazy girl.

"Hmmm, how about you let me hang out here every day after school. I could help out and I don't have anything better to do." she says, and a look in her eyes tells me I'm not going to win this fight.

"Alright." I say and I sigh, retreating to my laptop.

"Really?" she asks, excited as she follows me and leans down behind me, looking at the screen, "I wasn't going to tell anyways, you know."

Dang, this girl is good.

"I would appreciate it if you wouldn't do that." is all I say, clicking on the document that holds our profits.

"You need to change that number." she says simply, not moving an inch.

"I beg your pardon?" I say, annoyed at her presence.

"That number is wrong. The square route of 497 is 22.293 when rounded off, not 22.295." She responds with a monotone voice, as if it is every day she corrects Kyoya Ootori himself on math.

"Nah I'm sure if Kyoya-sempai figured it then it's right." Kauru says, coming up and slinging his arm around her waist.

"She's right." I mumble, after checking it on my laptop, thinking it would make her go away if I showed her I was right.

"What?" Kauru asks, unbelieving.

"Told youuu." she says, leaning down to smile at me, an amazing, bright, crazy, wild smile.

She skips away to go find Haruhi, leaving Kauru and I dumbfounded.

I watch her leave and think to myself, "Who is this girl?"

Who is she? Will she drive Kyoya nuts and Tamaki off the deep end? Tune in next time to find out!