Chapter 1: Loiter Squadron

Warning: The stunts in this fanfiction are done by professionals. So for your safety and the protection of those around you, don't do none of this at home. Also, if you a sensitive little bitch, don't read this. We say 'nigga' and 'faggot' as much as we can, to make the characters as close to their real personas as we can. Not to mention, there WILL be copious amounts of swearing, and offensive language within this fanfiction. If you's not a Macaulay Culkin-ass mothafucka, then keep on reading. Otherwise, get the fuck out, bitch.

This is a story about a couple niggas who go around killing some punkass monsters. Not including Levi's dick, though, that's material for The Forbidden. Alright let's start this shit up, faggot.

It all began one day when Hodgy Beat and Left Brain were getting jaded as fuck, sittin' on the wall.

"Ey nigga, you see this shit?" said Hodgy in a stoned daze. It was an advertisement in a magazine for Trojan Condoms, and showed Captain Levi, the town celebrity lubing up.

"Dayum, this nigga getting a shit ton of product placement in this goddamn story", said Left Brain as he took a hit.

"Nigga, you have a huge ass fucking nose, nigga", replied Hodgy, realizing how unimportant it was to reference another story written by us.

"Guys, maybe we should help out instead of passing the blunt around so much" said, our protagonist, Frank Ocean.

"You know, this nigga be speakin' the truth. But bluh, what can a few niggas do to help?" Jasper said earnestly.

Suddenly, the Colossal Titan grabbed Jasper and bit his nigga head off.

"Holy shit, that nigga owed me like, 10 dollas!" screamed out Tyler.

As if by lightning or a nigga who just stole a fucking chain, Frank used his 3DMG to latch onto the Titan, he swung like a fucking hooker on a pole and slashed the titan on it's nigga-ass nigga neck.

"Ay, yo, Frank, get that nigga in the neck!" Tyler roared with vigor.
"Yee, get that nigga in the neck! Fuck his faggot ass up!" Earl Sweatshirt shouted with glee.

Frank Ocean did just that, and cut the fool in the nape of the neck. The titan exploded, littering the wall with titan juice. "Damn nigga how the fuck did you kill dat shit?...pretty sure he had a nasty ass cock too." said Earl.

"Even a dumbass nigga like me knows that if a Titan dies it blows up, you fuckin' unborn, deformed baby fuck." Tyler The Creator spat.

"Guys, let's settle down. First, we need to check if Jasper is alright. I'm sure he'll be okay." said our protagonist Frank Ocean with concern in his voice.

"Oh, shit! That grimy ass nigga be dead, son. No use in lookin' breh." Left Brain replied.

"Well, it's worth a shot. Since I'm the main character, this means that whatever I say happens, will happen." Frank replied.

Tyler The Creator was shocked at this, and said in a hurry, "Wait, I thought all y'all niggas be the main character?"

Well, we'll get into who the main character of the story is another time. Frank Ocean was correct, however, as when he looked at the floor to see if Jasper was dead, and due to the power of shonen anime, he was just fine. No head was ripped off at all.

"Hey, you stupid retarded cunt of a horse, why din't you help me out earlier you fucking vampire with herpes?" Jasper cried.

Jasper did make a point, since all of the members of Odd Future were just bumming out on the Wall Maria with unauthorized 3DMG, not to mention that the Colossal Titan was moving at the rate of a deformed ass snail missing 7 fucking chromosomes, so Jasper did have the right to be upset.

"But, I'm the main charac-"

Before Frank Ocean could finish his sentence, Tyler The Creator exclaimed, "You dumb, punkass nigga! Din't you see what the narrator said about main characters? Because I'm sure that you ain't the main character, breh."

From there, a giant argument broke out about who was the main character in the story. Who was it? Hodgy? Earl? Jasper? Taco? Earl? Tyler? Frank? Kan- wait, we can't say that JUST yet.

"Fuck, let's just get this shit over with," Taco sighed.

"Us niggas need to do something. But who the fuck are going to let some punk ass niggas in the workforce?"

All of a sudden, Captain Levi and the rest of his crew arrived at Wall Maria and stood in front of the Odd Future members.

Levi then said, "That was some good handiwork there, sir. How would you like to join the Survey Corps?" Frank Ocean was in deep thought for about five minutes.

"Sure, I'll join. But as long as you bring along these guys, since we go together as a group." said Frank.

"Fine then. You all are joining the Survey Corps as new recruits, starting tod-"

Tyler The Creator then interrupted Captain Levi by howling, "Hey, you fuckin' faggot! We don't want to BE a part of the Survey Corps, or whatever gay fuckin' name you have for ya'll niggas."

"I'm sorry, but that's the way it'll have to work." Levi sternly said.

Frank Ocean nodded at Tyler and said, "You know, I don't really like the name Survery Corps. Don't sound all that nice, in my opinion. What do ya'll think?"

The members of Odd Future then roared with gusto "FUCK THAT", in response of the name 'Survey Corps'.

"Then, what would you like to be called? Since I would not like to give up this fine piece of work we have here." Levi said. "GOLF WANG," exclaimed Tyler The Creator, and then paused.

"Wait, even better." It took Tyler about 10 minutes to come up with this name, and it was pretty easy to figure out what he wanted to call it.

"Corps just sounds gay as fuck, my nigga. We want to be called the Loiter Squadron. Who agrees with me?" Tyler growled.

The Odd Future crew, or to be specific, the 'Loiter Squadron' all shouted in unison, "HELL YEAH, NIGGA!"

"Oh, fine. I give up. The Loiter Squadron shall be in service tomorrow. Now, you all need to follow me back to the base." Levi said exasperatedly.

"Dayum, nigga, we get a base? We 'bout to get weird up in here, my nigga!" Hodgy Beats exclaimed.

"Yo, this shit is going to be so fucking raw, nigga." said Earl Sweatshirt.

"Fuck nigga, I hope there be some foine ass bitches over there in the motherfuckin' base." Taco said with much lust.

From there, Captain Levi and his crew brought the Loiter Squadron all the way back to the base, where hijinks were to be had.