APOLLO AND THE BABY

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"aww shit" said apollo because a bird just flew into his window and died.

"now what" he thought and decided to go out and remove it from the window. he left the agency and climbed the ladder to remove it. he looked inside the bag it was holding and there was a fat baby inside.

"more shit" he said. "guess i better take care of it."

so apollo took it into the agency and sat it down on the messy.

"now... what do people like?" he thought. "wait, maybe i should think about what babies like." so he started feeding it milk and trucy came in and laughed at him.

"LOL polly has a baby" said trucy and athena said "apollo you're angry it must be because of trucy." so she ran after trucy.

the baby started laughing but then it cried so apolly decided to take it for a walk. it kicked and screamed the entire way until eventually apollo ran into a mountain. he decided to climb it. it was a very long journey but the baby stopped crying. eventually apollo found a cave. he sat the baby down and went inside. however, when he turned the corner, he ran into a polar bear! so he ran out, grabbed the baby and ran. however he was quickly surrounded by more polar bears.

"what?!" yelled apollo "objection!" and he ran past the polar bears and climbed the mountain very quickly and then he saw lights in the sky.

the baby started floating. it rose into the sky. and then it turned to apollo looked him in the eye and said

"OBJECTION!"

"what?" said apollo and then phoenix wright came down from the sky because he was the baby.

"thanks for taking care of me apollo" said phoenix and he left the mountain.

however, when apollo went after him he was eaten by the polar bears.

THE END