Me: Hi guess what this is going to be about from the characters moods.
Mai: *growling* Stupid Naru demanding tea *starts tearing up* I-I mean he's so meeean a-and never says p-please or th-thank youuuuuuuu!*starts sobbing*
Naru: *curled up in corner* Someone. Please. Kill me. I can't go through this again.
Monk: *with little spirit balls of gloom hovering around him* Don't worry Naru, we've put up with the women for 3 years now, we can last this case.
Ayako: *furious* What'd you mean PUT UP WITH US YOU -bleep-ing -bleep- -bleep- -bleeeeeeeep-!
Madoka: *turning from here pile of chocolate* AYAKO! LANGUAGE!
Lin: I agree with Naru.
Masako: *coming out of the bathroom* HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT US AT SUCH A DELICATE TIME NARU!
Me: Well? Did you figure it out? Well if you didn't you will soon. I do not own Ghost Hunt.
"5/13/XX. These are dark times at SPR, dark times indeed. We almost lost John yesterday, he got in the way of one of them and their chocolate. Mai keeps muttering about "cotton" and "doesn't last even 5 hours". We've been going though hell for two days that don't even count because Michelle hasn't come yet! I want to say if I don't live I leave everything to my-" "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING IN THAT CORNER!? WE ARE ALL WORKING OUR -BLEEP-S OFF AND YOUR HERE RELAXING?! EARN YOUR PAY YOU -BLEEEEEP-!" Ayako yelled at monk who had been recording what he said in in the corner of the base. The SPR gang had taken a case presented to them by a man who looked like he had been dragged through hell. That should have been a warning sign but the men had thought that it would be simple because the man had said that it was a curse and the woman who cast it (yet another warning sign that they ignored) had said if at least 5 men were able to stay in the house with 5 women without leaving for 24 hours it would go away and the men would be rewarded. The idiots took the case.
The moment the SPR gals stepped into the house they rushed to the bathroom and started yelling about "NOT FOR ANOTHER WEEK!" and "WAY MORE THAN USUAL!". The men stupid as they were went to ask what was wrong. Lin almost lost his hand when Madoka gave him her answer. It had been two days and Michelle was finally coming. She had been held up because her car was at the mechanics. When she went into the house she froze, ran to the bathroom stayed for 5 minuets and left smiling and went to base. When the men saw her they looked at her like she was the scary older sister of the devil(It wasn't to far fetched a possibility).
She just smiled and said "I can get the girls to be less horrible by 50%, the rest is just a matter of you staying away from them and waiting on them hand and foot at the same time." "H-h-how?" Stuttered Yasu. "I have a few secret weapons." She told him with a sly smile. A while later all the girls came running in and engulfed her. "Where have you beeeeeen!?" whined Madoka while trying to keep from moving the wrong way. "Help uuuuusssssss, use your recourses to make us better!" demanded Mai. Michelle chuckled. "I just so happens that I can make 50% of your problems go away!" she told them.
She took them to the bathroom first. "Okay, so what I am about to show you may look strange alien even but it works." She then got out her backpack, and pulled out 4 boxes. She then emptied the boxes and the women gasped. "What are they?" Mai asked curious. "These my dear Mai, are your salvation. "How do they work?" Ayako wondered out loud. "Like a cotton stick, but better." replied Michelle. "It looks to big and just so..." said Masako. "I'll try anything at this point." Madoka told her. "It's like this.." Michelle explained.
20 minuets, 7 curses, and 4 exclamations of shock and relief later the women were out of the bathroom, leak free, and heading towards the kitchen. The men had been in the kitchen and when they saw the women almost dove for cover before Michelle stopped them "Don't worry, as long as you stay out of the way we won't hurt you." "W-we heard yelling." squeaked John. "Thats normal for first timers." Michelle said. Monk opened his mouth to ask something "Oh, and you don't want to know what they were using for the first time, you'd have a stroke." Monk closed his mouth.
"All right, Mai you'll want to be the one to do this." Michelle leaned over and whispered something in her ear. Mai gave a cheshire cat smile then put on here most terrifying face and said "Naru, tea!" He ran to the stove and started boiling water. Michelle gave him a pot of tea leaves and told him steep it for 5 minutes and add a teaspoon of honey and 10 drops of lemon juice to each cup. After 10 minutes the tea was ready and all the women took a cup. "Hey how many hours has Michelle been here?" asked Yasu. "6 hours." Lin told him. "Hey Michelle, I just thought, how long will these thing last?" asked Mai. "Up to twelve hours." she replied. All the women gasped.
Masako then spoke "You were right, this is my salvation!" "Told ya' so, now drink your tea it's a special blend of camomile, ginger, rose, and raspberry." After finishing their cups they all sighed in happiness. "I feel so much better now." sighed Madoka. "As a treat I have chick flicks, a karaoke machine programmed with songs that make you feel good, some horror movies so we laugh at the lame special affects, 5 super fluffy pillows, and 5 pounds of chocolate!" Michelle told them. Right then all the girls got down and started yammering about how she was amazing and asking if she was some sort of deity. Michelle just smiled and shook her head no(she was obviously some sort of unholy spirit). They then went and left the poor boys in the kitchen.
The next day all the women were guilty for putting the men through such a horrible time and gave them rewards in the form of kisses.
Me: If you didn't figure it out then the women were suffering from their periods.
Yasu: GET HER FOR PUTTING US THROGH HELL!
The rest of the guys: YEAH!
Me: *running for my life* See you in the next chapter, please review!
