Grimdorks (JohnxRose)

Your name is John Egbert, and you are REALLY confused right now. A few years back, you met this girl online, and she was pretty cool, although she could be really sarcastic at times. You both would have great chats together, mostly consisting of you fooling around and her sarcastically remarking, which is her specialty. This girl's name? Rose Lalonde. Never before have you considered her as someone you could be dating. You never even thought about getting a girlfriend until quite recently, when you turned 14. Honestly, you're way too nervous to admit to tell anyone you had a crush on them. But right now, as you lie in bed at night, you're just now considering this possibility of telling Rose your feelings. You were only friends with her...right? Nothing more? But she was so perfect to you. You tried banishing the thought of being in a relationship with her, but you couldn't ignore the thought. You couldn't ignore the thought, and you loved it. You fall asleep internally arguing with yourself.

The next day, after a quite exciting of middle school, you quckly rushed to the computer to see if Rose was online. Sure enough, she was. She's always online at 4:00, which happened to be the same time you came home. Your bus rides are way too long. After a bit of a pep talk with yourself, you decide to pester her.

ghostlyTrickster (GT) has began pesetering tentacleTherapist (TT) at 4:06 PM

GT: hi rose!

TT: Well isn't this a nice suprise? Hello John, as usual.

GT: yup! would you like to hear about my day?

TT: Of course, as usual.

GT: okay, today was very interesting. so im just walking in the hallway, like usual, right? and then this guy comes up to me and recognizes my shirt with nic cage on it!

GT: so we figured out that we have the same 3rd and 6th period, as well as the same lunch, and we pretty much just spent the whole day talking about con air and a bunch of other really great movies.

TT: What about that is supposed to interest me?

GT: rose! why do you always do this...anyway, can i hear about your day?

TT: Certainly.

TT: Today was mostly a normal day for me, nothing out of the ordinary, as usual.

TT: Science was boring, as I already knew what was being taught, art class was interesting, like it normally is, P.E. was decent, in history class I had a project, which I got a perfect score on presenting, I already knew what was being taught in language arts, and in geometry I took a test.

GT: wow, how do you even manage to have all those perfect grades and a 4.0 gpa? my dad would probably buy me a new computer if i got a 4.0 gpa, which would be nice considering this dusty old one.

TT: Lots of time and devotion is the key, John. Maybe you could aspire to be as great as the almighty Rose Lalonde.

GT: oh be quiet, i know that's just your sarcasm kicking in again.

GT: and rose, there's something i wanted to talk to you about...

This is it. You're going to tell her. This is going to happen. YOU GOT THIS JOHN. YOU CAN DO THIS. DO IT FOR THE READERS SAKE. AND I JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL.

GT: well lately i've been persuing a relationship lately, heh, hormones, and i was just thinking

GT: i think that i may have a

GT: i think i might

GT: rose, i have fallen in love with you.

TT: John.

TT: What makes you think that I would say yes to your offer? What makes you think that I would willingly let you be in a relationship with me?

TT: What makes you think that I like you that way?

GT: rose, im really sorry about...

GT: wait a second! rose, that's not funny!

TT: John, of course I'll be in a relationship with you.

TT: I don't think a long distance relationship will harm us in any way. What choice do I have but to accept?
TT: Now excuse me for a second, my mother is calling me down for dinner.

GT: okay! see you later then! :B

tentacleTherapist (TT) has stopped pestering ghostlyTrickster (GT) at 4:20 PM

A/N: :3 So this is my first posted fanfiction, but I've written others. Others were mostly practice for this big project. If you haven't gotten the idea by now, I'm planning to do all redrom romances in Homestuck, not including Exiles, Felt, or Cherubs. I might do Cherubs, but only upon request, and I'm not a very good Calliope roleplayer. Up next: Hammertime, Pepsicola, whatever you want to call it, JOHNDAVE. I highly encourage reviews, and I might respond to them in the end of chapters. Above all else though...STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME! Toodloo!