Yo people.
These are going to be a collection of one-shots strung together so that my plot bunnies may FINALLY leave me alone, it's annoying you have two and the next day another one pops out of nowhere…weird
So if anyone likes these and wants to adopt one email me. And start writing.
PS. I would write them myself but like Shika would say "Troublesome"
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Naruto sniggered as he added the finishing touches to the Sandaime's nose. Naruto's super special awesome prank mark 12 point 2 was his best yet.
His masterpiece was done.
Naruto couldn't believe it /pun intended\ he finally was going to show how great he was, they simply had to see now he could become Hokage now. He started to do a little jig but he didn't go overboard he need his Henge to hold up a little longer.
Naruto clamped his tongue between his teeth to stop himself from cackling, here he, Naruto Uzumaki, was doing the greatest thing in Konoha history and he was doing it all under the villagers noses and right in front of there eye's too.
The Henge, as Naruto found out, was a basic technique taught to ninja but Naruto had struggled to pull of a decent one in the beginning when he started, he was laughed at but he shrugged them off .
But Naruto trained as much as he could (which meant when he could sneak outta class and when he was suppose to be sleeping cause something as a simple henge was not keeping him back) he hit the jack pot and soon could grow a pair that made most modest women jealous (So he was told by Kiba.)
Naruto soon got bored by a simple henge, so he….accidentally changed the hand seals and was left with a….henge but this one to Naruto's pleasure covered the area around Naruto, he thought he had done genjutsu but Naruto knew that he couldn't have done that, Naruto spend years trying to cast and detect Genjutsu, but besides henge he simply couldn't do it (Tho not by lack of trying Naruto assured people).
So Naruto didn't give it much thought and moved on.. To actually using it til he could cover the Hokage mountain, which even by his charta /Chakra\ he found it impossible to cover the entire thing with one henge, so Naruto took a step back and thought deep and hard…with Ramen.
The idea struck when Naruto was doing henge of people he knew and got frustrated with a mirror he had that he environment-henged (or E-henge for short) the mirror and was striking a pose when he was hit by the idea, the two smaller illusions had caused him far less energy to use, why? Naruto just thought it was easier to change one thing at a time and found the henge jutsu drew less energy when focused on one target and that was exactly why he used many henges where the 4 Hokages faces where.
Now Naruto was ready to reveal his great work to Konoha, as he stood up on the Sandaime's nose he closed his eyes and yelled
"KAI" at first there was silence but then…..screams were heard, yelling and a bit gasping was heard too. Naruto opened a eye and peered down at the village. Chaos ruled supreme.
Naruto stood in shock as the entire village focused on him, he had done it, he had gain respect, he had won them over, HE HAD-
"NARUTO!!"
"BRAT!"
Yells came from above, knocking Naruto off guard and sent him wobbling over the edge of the nose by reflex and blind dumb luck he had caught the edge of the right nostril of the Sandaime nose. This was it he either fell to his death or got caught by the enemy.
Naruto growled in frustration, he had been so close.
He looked up and glared at he voices which were getting closer. Naruto's temper caught up with him, Naruto sent a punch up the nostril expecting to meet hard stone resistances…but meet nothing but cold air….
Naruto looked up shocked and tried to look closer but could see nothing in the hole.
With nothing to loose Naruto heaved himself into the Sandaime's nose, he sent a apology to the old man.
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The 3rd hokage Sarutobi suddenly shivered, he felt….violated.
Narrowing his eye's at the office he twitched his noise and went back to his importing work…….
"Ohh Yumi-chan is a naughty girl" he giggled at a orange covered book.
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Naruto wormed his way through the tunnel that is the Sandaime's navel passage.
"How long does this go on for?" Naruto complained to himself. And promptly fell on his backside as he tripped into a small cave. It was small, it was smelly, it was…his. Naruto decided at that moment. But has he paraded around cheering, his foot caught on something.
Naruto's right foot to be precise was caught in a leather loop which was sticking out the ground. That was strange he decide as he tried to pull his foot free. Naruto's face was red as he huffed out one last breath and PULLED and his foot came free and had brought out the loop to, which was attached to another loop and that was attached to a box which was open and was showing him a book (there was other things too but the book was closer) and in black bold writing the title screamed….
"The ninja way made easy
for Dobes or idiots
By the great Jiraiya
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One down another million to go
Yay
