Hi guys! How are y'all?
Ok, ok...I know it's been a LOONG time since I was last here, but...you know...my case of Writer's Block is worse *cough, cough* and it sucks!
And...well...I was gonna post an EP chapter called "Nightmares Part 1" (Yeah, I could only write a part of the whole chapter), but sth happened and now my story doesn't appear in the Document Manager D: If this doesn't fix in...what? a week?, I'm gonna have to rewrite the story D: Good thing I have only 1 chapter posted...
And yes, I know I'm breaking my "promise" of not having 2 stories going on at the same time...but hey, I thought you guys wanted sth before the year ends...
Ok, now, another reason for not posting anything is because my obsessions have been changing, you know, first, it was TD, then DP, then crossovers between DP+FOP, then MBC, after that I returned to DP, then DR, after that it was DK, and finally I returned to DP but now with a crossover with TT...
In case you don't know: TD=Total Drama, DP=Danny Phantom, FOP= Fairly Odd Parents, MBC= Monster Buster Club, DR= Danganronpa, DK= Dinosaur King, and TT=Teen Titans :3
Oh, and my keyboard stopped working (I didn't do anything!)...Good thing this laptop is touch, huh? but still...I hate writing like this! It confuses the "space" with the "m" or the "n", and the "o" with the "i"; and it's just...Ughhhh!...Also, I was 1 click away from posting this chapter, but then it said "Google Chrome has stopped working" and it closed, and I was like "What the heck?!" and I had to rewrite technically everything D:
Yep, today is not my day...anyway, here is sth for you, consider it as my "treat" for you :3
Now, the awesome disclaimer...
I own TD :D
"Lair!"
Izzy, you ruin the fun...
"*glares*"
Ok fine, I DON'T own it, although I wish it... better?
"Yup"
"We've been in the island 3 times, on a film lot, around the world… and now, we're returning where the contestants hate to be the most…"
The scene then shows Chris on the well-known Dock of Shame; but the difference is that it is more damaged than before (yeah, it´s possible…).
"Camp Wawanakwa, baby!"-He then cleared his throat and turned towards the camera-"That's right; we have RE-BUILT the island so our contestants would feel at home… If you call those awful cabins home…"-the screen shows one of the cabins, with the walls destroyed and with, apparently, no roof-"Anyway"-the camera returned to him-"we are bringing our favorite original (almost) 39 contestants (one being a fruit) and a special guest…"-he grinned deviously-"oh, and don't forget our favorite Chef whose food is…umm…"-Chris took out a small card of his pocket and read it-"whose food is the…best one anyone could have ever tasted and which is 5 stars? Ok, dude; just come over here!"
Chef Hatchet then walks over to Chris, with a kill-me-please face and wearing some shorts and sandals; it was obvious he was having a very pleasant vacation.
-"Seriously, Chris. I was on VACATION; do you know what VACATION means?"
Chris shrugged.-"Who cares?"-He turned his attention to the camera-"Anyway, are you ready for the all new season? No? Well, deal with it."
-"Have you finished? I have to go and sleep; 15 hours of flight aren't the best I had"
-"Yeah, yeah…Ok, stay tuned to see your favorite campers being tortured right here, right now, on TOTAL"-The camera distanced from Chris-"DRAMA"-It showed the whole Dock of Shame-"RETURN OF THE STARS!"-It showed the whole island.
Just then, a huge water crater appeared in the middle of the island.
-"CHEF! I thought you fixed that!"
-"What?!"
THEME SONG :P
Chris is outside the with-no-roof-destroyed cabin; tapping his foot, impatient.-"Are you done yet?"-He shouts to someone off-screen.
-"Just try to fix a huge water crater with just a band-aid!"-sounded Chef's voice.
-"Yeah, yeah; hurry up, we need that fixed before the first contestant shows up"
Just as he finished saying that, a not-so-destroyed version of the Lame-O-Sine appeared and there came out everyone's favorite (and only) bubble-boy.
-"Uh-oh"-Chris cleared his throat-"And here comes 4th season winner and smartest dude that has ever competed on Total Drama!"-Chris introduced him-"Cameron!"
-"H-hi Chris"-Cameron said nervously.
-"What? Are you nervous for being the first one voted off?"-Chris teased.
-"No, but, didn't this island sink?"
-"Oh yeah; THAT. You'll see, something that sinks has to return to float sometime"
-"What?! That doesn't even make sense!"
-"And here comes our 2nd contestant!"-Chris ignored him and another Lame-O-Sine appeared.-"Here´s Harold!"
Harold stepped out of the Lame-O-Sine and, as when he entered the island for the first time, smelled the air and let out a long-sigh-"How many people are coming, Chris?"
-"Umm…about…39? 40? Who cares?"
-"Gosh, same Chris…"-Harold muttered.
Chris rolled his eyes as another Lame-O-Sine approached.
-"And here comes our 3rd victim-err, I mean, contestant! You know her, you respect her; she is the one and only aura-whisperer: Dawn!"
Dawn got out of the vehicle and saw her surroundings.
-"Thought this place sank?"
-"Oh yeah, we re-built it. Anything else?"
-"Your aura is so dark it makes me sick…"
-"Hehe, thanks."
Dawn sighed and walked to the other losers-err, I mean, contestants.
-"And our 4th camper, who sucks at fashion and likes to be ordered: Brick!"
Brick got out of the Lame-O-Sine and sighed when he saw Chris.
-"Another season?"
-"Dude, didn't you read my message?"
-"No, someone broke my phone and…well…I woke up in a plane…"
-"Oh yeah; you didn't appear, so…Chef kinda hunted you"
Brick's eyes widened and went to Cameron and saluted him.
-"It's an honor to compete with you again, buddy"
Cameron smiled and was going to say something when…
-"And the I-respect-you salute? C'mon, dude. You always did that…"-As he saw Brick just ignored him, Chris decided to introduce the next camper-"And here comes everyone's favorite blonde and that really knows of fashion"-He looked at Brick, who continued ignoring him-"Lindsay!"
-"Hi Chip!"
-"It's Chris. C-H-R-I-S!"
-"I'm pretty sure it's Chip"
-"Ugh! Just go over there"
-"Umm…okay"
-"And the next camper is someone you don't want angry because she might kill you…"
-"Oh! Is it E…Ella?"
-"It's Eva! And no, it's 4th season ex-mutant: Dakota!"
Dakota got out of the Lame-O-Sine and walked over to Chris, with an angry face.
-"What? Are you still angry for turning you into a mut-?"-he didn't finish, however, because someone *cough*Dakota*cough* punched him in the face and he fell to the ground while holding his face.
-"Oww…my face!"
-"Does that answer your question?!"
-"Y-yeah…"
-"You have to be grateful Cameron helped me turn to human again, because if not, you would no longer be here"
-"G-got i-it…"
She then walked with the other contestants. Chris stood up and put his hands down, revealing a black eye.
-"I would have you eliminated if you weren't necessary for drama"-he muttered.
Another Lame-O-Sine appeared and Chris cleared his throat.
-"And here´s man-girl: Jo!"
Jo got out of the vehicle even before it stopped.
-"WHAT…DID…YOU…SAY?!"-she shouted while approaching to Chris.
-"Umm…I…obviously-girl: Jo…."-he said, frightened.
-"You better have said so"
Chris tried to calm down when Jo went to the other…umm…err…campers!
-"H-here comes sarcastic I-know-it-all: Noah!"
-"Tell me, Chris; how do you make the Lame-O-Sine come here if we're on an island?"
-"Ohh…are we?"
Noah rolled his eyes-"Chris…"
-"Ok, ok; it's just that you're the only one that dared to ask that…"
-"Hello, high IQ?"
-"Yeah, yeah; anyway, as we don't have too much time, I won't answer your question"
Noah rolled his eyes.
-"So, here's our Biggest and Fattest contestant ever…"
Noah's eyes widened.-"No, please no"
-"Owen!"
Owen wasn't in a Lame-O-Sine like the others; instead he was being carried by a folk lifter; he was asleep until he fell off.
-"Huh?"-He looked around and spotted Chris-"Hey Chris!"
-"Finally someone who doesn't want to kill me…"-Chris muttered; then he turned his attention to Owen-"Owen, my man. What's up? Ready for this new season?"
-"Oh Chris, I'm so excited I think I'm gonna fart!"
-"Please, no"
-"Umm…Chris… what happened to your face?"
-"Huh?"-Chris covered his black eye-"Nothing…"
-"You sure?"
Thankfully to Chris someone talked before he answered, bad news is that this person was Noah.
-"What's wrong, Chris? You don't want to tell him a girl beat you?"
-"Noah! Buddy!"
Noah's eyes widened as he saw something (someone) big heading towards him. The rest of the campers stood out of the way, leaving Noah alone…
-"Noah!"-Owen hugged him so tight he could barely breathe.
-"Lungs…crushed…can't…breathe…"-and he passed out.
-"Ahem. After this little scene of not-planned-vengeance, it's time to say hello to… Mr. Coconut!"-Chris announced.
Owen dropped Noah and turned around to see Mr. Coconut being kicked out of the Lame-O-Sine.
-"Mr. Coconut!"-he went and picked it up.
-"Umm…Chris…Mr. Coconut isn't exactly a contestant…"-Harold said.
In response, Chris shrugged.-"We are returning ALL the contestants; besides, he technically is, as he got voted off"
-"Umm…not exactly…Even though, are interns competing? You kicked some of them out of the plane and the island"
-"Ha! You think THAT? The only intern competing is Dakota…"
Before Dakota could make him another black eye, another Lame-O-Sine appeared.
-"And here comes ex-lonely goth: Gwen!"
-"Umm…what do you mean by 'ex-lonely goth'?"
-"You know, even though you're a loner, you made friends…"-Chris then muttered-"to everyone's shock"
Although he muttered the last part, Gwen still heard him and slapped him.
-"Oww! Hey!"
Gwen then turned to face the others.-"Hey, Cam"-she greeted.
Chris rubbed his cheek and tried his best to look as if nothing happened (which he was pretty bad at it) and greeted the next contestant.
-"And now I-think- I'm- a- pretty- boy: Justin!"
Justin got out of the Lame-O-Sine while looking at himself in a mirror; apparently he didn't hear Chris, as he walked past him (ignoring him).
Chris sighed.-"Seriously, you're not good-looking"-Justin still ignored him.
-"Ugh, fine!"
He complained so much about Justin not paying him attention, he barely noticed another Lame-O-Sine appear. When he did, though, he cleared his throat and announced the next camper:
-"And here's party-guy: Geoff!"
Geoff was hearing music in some head-phones with his eyes closed, so, he got out of the Lame-O-Sine without noticing Chris.
-"Ugh, fine!"-Chris said a little upset-"Is there someone in this island apart from Owen and Mr. Coconut to not ignore/hate me?!"
Another Lame-O-Sine appeared which had a long rope tied to the back part; everyone waited for someone to get out of the door, but no one came out.
After some seconds, you could hear someone shout: "EXTREME!"
Just then, Tyler appeared out of nowhere and crashed into Chris.
-"Oww…"-Tyler had many scratches and bees' stings all over his body, a spider web on his face and even a nest in his head.
-"I didn't mean this kind of attention!"-Chris complained.
-"What were you doing?"-Cameron asked.
-"Umm…ground-skiing?"-answered Tyler.
-"What? You know you can't ground-ski, right? There are many reasons why we water-ski, not ground-ski!"
-"Umm…no…"
Cameron face-palmed while Tyler looked confused.
Chris stood up again and was ready to announce the next camper when…
-"Chris, you may wanna see yourself in a mirror…"-said Gwen.
-"No I won't; I know it's just one of your tricks to bother and distract me"
-"But Chris…"
-"Shut up Gwen! I have to introduce the next camper okay?"
Gwen just muttered-"Don't tell me I didn't tell you…"
-"And here is annoying I-was-a-CIT girl who made me have many lawsuits and is always cheated out of the game…Courtney!"
Courtney got out of the Lame-O-Sine, angry at the introduction, and was ready to punch Chris when she started laughing.
-"What?"
-"Y-your…face! It's…I…hilarious!"-she said between laughs.
Chris raised an eyebrow.-"Umm…what?"
He then snatched the mirror from Justin (earning a 'hey' from him) and saw himself.
-"AAHHH!"-His face was so horrible, I'll only say both of his eyes were black.
-"Told you…"-said Gwen.
-"Looks like you DID make him more ugly…"-Dakota told Tyler.
-"I'm going! I'll return in some minutes to make me handsome again. Don't do anything…Tyler…"-Chris said and ran away.
-"Well…free time!"-Tyler shouted and all of the teens did stupid things (Tyler), have a tan (Dakota), talk with friends (Gwen and Cameron), do other things while ignoring the rest (Justin and Geoff), talk about fashion (Brick and Lindsay) and so on.
Commercial Break (A/N: What? All episodes have one…)
All of them were doing exactly the same thing they were doing before Chris ran off like a baby.
They were very busy partying they didn't notice Chris returning, holding the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick-(A/N: wait, what? Oh man, I…I kinda got mixed these scripts; just…wait a second…)
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They were very busy partying they didn't notice Chris returning, holding a bat; he had his eyes set on Tyler; who was busy trying to teach Lindsay his name. He was about to strike a fatal blow (which, I'm sure couldn't be that FATAL); when he heard a car's horn (meaning that a new contestant had arrived) just as he felt the bat slipped off his hand.
He turned around and saw Dawn holding the bat with a stop-fooling-around face. Chris just glared at her and went to greet the next contestant:
-"Ahem! Now that I'm back; it's time to announce our next camper…LeShawna!"
Harold instantly stopped doing karate-like movements and turned around to face LeShawna, who was getting off the Lame-O-Sine.
-"How are y'all?"
-"WooHoo! LeShawna's here! This is definitely going to be a GREAT party!"-Geoff yelled; his MP3 Player had run out of battery; that's why he stopped listening to music and started to party.
Everyone cheered as LeShawna walked over to them, while making high-fives here and there.
-"Hey!"-No one paid attention to Chris-"Note to self: Make them suffer…"
Just as he finish saying that, another Lame-O-Sine appeared and out came…
-"EVA!"-Someone shouted.
Everyone who knows her stopped partying and slowly turned their heads towards Eva, who was scanning them with her eyes. The other ones, as they saw the others stopped partying, stared at Eva, while wondering why she intimidated the veterans. As Eva scanned them, she occasionally landed her eyes on someone for 3 seconds and then stare at the next person; after what felt like an eternity, she shouted:
-"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
Everyone cringed at her sudden outburst and continued doing what they were doing, just that this time, they were very quiet and tried avoiding making eye contact with Eva.
Chris didn't even know how to react at this, but as everyone was being as quiet as possible, he didn't complain.
-"Okay….now, here comes the only contestant-surfer I know and remember…Bridgette!"
Bridgette stepped out of the Lame-O-Sine with a big smile on her face. She then spotted Geoff and was going to walk over to him when she noticed how silent it was. She raised an eyebrow as she scanned the other campers, looking for the thing (person) that made them be so quiet.
Then, she saw it; well, she saw HER.
-"YOU!"-Eva shouted as she started to approach Bridgette. Bridgette stood there, frozen. She had forgotten how Eva hated her on TDI; she thought that grudge against her was forgotten…turns out it didn't…
Eva was now a foot from her, when suddenly, she fell to the floor. Bridgette looked to the place where Eva used to stand, and there she saw Dawn with a tranquilizer gun.
-"Th-Thank you…"-she stuttered.
-"You're welcome"-Dawn replied in her usual peaceful tone.
-"Aww…Dawn…I wanted to see her suffer…."-Chris complained.
Bridgette and Dawn both shot daggers at Chris with their eyes and turned around.
-"Anyway…"-another Lame-O-Sine appeared-"here's our next camper…Beth!"
Beth stepped out and went to hug Lindsay.
-"Lindsay!"-Beth shouted.
-"Bambi!"-Lindsay shouted.
-"Bambi?"-Chris questioned. But, as always, was ignored.
-"Hey Lindsay, you won't believe what I did on all this time…"
Chris got bored of them and started complaining.-"BFFs; just how BORING they are…"
As if to prove his point, another Lame-O-Sine appeared and there came out…yep, you guess: Katie and Sadie.
-"OMG Katie; can you believe we're back?"
-"Oh, I know, Sadie! It's just so…"
-"Wonderful?"
-"Exactly!"
-"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!"-they both said in unison.
-"Ugh…"-Chris face-palmed and took out some tape from his pocket; he then walked over to Katie and Sadie and put some on their mouths.
-"Ahhh…much better…"
While Katie and Sadie tried to take the tape off their mouths while glaring at Chris, another Lame-O-Sine appeared.
-"And here comes I-talk-too-much-and-have-no-friends…Staci!"
When Chris mentioned that name, all the TDRI cast silenced and stared with wide eyes at the Lame-O-Sine as its door slowly opened.
Out step Staci; her hair had grown back a little and she was looking at everyone there.
Just as Dakota raised an eyebrow as to why Staci hadn't said anything, Staci acted as normal.
-"Hey! Did you know that my great-great-great-great- great-great- great-great- great-great-great-great-Aunt Maria invented silence? Before that, people would just-"
Just then, Chris took some more tape and put it over Staci's mouth. When he did, everyone was relieved as they didn't have to hear Staci talking for some more hours.
Chris just shrugged as another vehicle appeared and out came…
-"And here's Anne Maria!"
As she stepped out, she was spraying her hair (as always), which made everyone cough (and even some were going to faint).
-"E-*cough*Enough!*cough*"-Cough-yelled Chris.
Anne Maria's can ran out of spray; which made everyone sigh in relief…that is, until she took out another can and started spraying her hair again.
After some minutes, everyone got used to it and Chris was able to introduce the next contestant.
-"And her comes silent genius…B!"
Beverly stepped out of the vehicle and only waved his hand at the people he knew.
-"O…kay? When are you gonna talk, dude?"-Chris impatiently-glared-and-asked B.
B just shrugged.
Chris rolled his eyes and decided to introduce the next victim.
-"Here's the best camper-chef in the whole world…DJ!"
Every TDI contestant cheered as they remembered how DJ used to cook some of the meals they were forced to eat. Plus, who wouldn't like DJ? And his food?
-"Yeah, yeah…Stop looking at him and pay attention to me!"-complained Chris. He then cleared his throat.-"And here's I-date-a-mutant…I mean, I-date-an-EX-mutant…Sam!"
Sam was playing videogames as he got out of the Lame-O-Sine and didn't even stop playing when he spotted Dakota.
-"Yes! Level 56!"
Dakota sighed as her boyfriend didn't even wave at her.
Chris made another note-to-self about banning videogames or something like that, when a Lame-O-Sine appeared.
-"Next: Scott!"
Scott stepped out and looked around himself. He then shivered.
-"H-Hey Chris… Is F-Fang h-here?"
Chris shrugged.-"Don't know, don't care…"
Scott just gulped in fear as he walked over to Courtney.
-"Oh well; now it's time to say hello to…oh no!"
Wanna know why Chris said 'oh no'? Well; the answer is simple: someone had just arrived, and that someone was…
-"And Blaineley is back!"-SHE shouted.
Every TDWT contestant froze in place as they heard the all-too-familiar voice.
-"Oh no, please tell me it isn't…"-started Courtney.
-"BLAINELEY!"-Bridgette finished.
Many started running around in circles as others screamed; others more fainted and the rest just stood there, confused.
As they all looked over to Chris, they saw him discussing with Blaineley about 'who was best', 'that Chris was ugly' and 'that Blaineley is just a loser-contestant'…
As Owen watched this, he saw a Lame-O-Sine approaching and decided to…you know, introduce the next contestant.
-"Hehe, and here's my good ol' pal…Al!"
Dead Donkey stepped out of the vehicle, looking pissed-off and was about to punch Owen when Chris yelled:
-"Hey! I'm the only one that can do that!"
-"No, I should be the one doing that!"
-"Shut up, Blaineley! You're just a contestant, not a host, nor co-host!"
And they started discussing again. Alejandro just lost interest in punching Owen and walked away.
Another Lame-O-Sine approached, and, as Chris and Blaineley were still arguing, Owen decided to do it 1 more time.
-"And here comes!...Yeah, I don't know who he is…"
-"What?! Don't you sha-know the Sha-Lightning?!"
-"Who?"
-"Ugh…no sha-cool man!"
-"Hey, what is he doing here?"-Jo demanded to know.
-"ALL THE STARS, remember?"-Chris shouted and continued arguing with Blaineley.
-"Ugh…"
Lightning glared at Jo while she complained about not wanting to be in a team with him.
Another vehicle appeared in the distance and everyone stared at one another, not wanting to present the next camper nor to interrupt the fight between Chris and Blaineley.
Just then, Chef appeared with another tranquilizer gun and shoot at Chris and Blaineley.
-"Chef!"-Gwen yelled.
-"Relax, maggots. This darts will not last as long as Dawn's ones"-he pointed to Eva, who was still in the floor-"besides, now it's the perfect time for me to practice introducing people…"-he cleared his throat-"And here is the Queen Bee (*cough*Queen of Mean*cough*)…Heather!"
Heather stepped out of the Lame-O-Sine and looked disgusted at Chris and Blaineley (who had drool falling out of their mouths) and walked away from them. Her and Al stared at one another for some time before looking away with red cheeks.
-"O…kay? Now, say 'hi' to…Cody!"
Cody walked out of the vehicle, saying 'hi's and making hi-fives while trying to show off to the TDRI ladies.
Just then, Noah woke up and saw how many people had arrived.
-"Ugh, my head…h-how much time did I pass out?"
Owen looked at him and said excitedly: "Noah!"
He ran to hug him but Burromuerto put his foot in front of him and he tripped.
-"Yeah, yeah…stop fooling around and let me introduce the next camper"-Chef said as he rolled his eyes-"And here's crazy-stalker-fan-girl…Sierra!"
At hearing that name, Cody's eyes widened as he whispered: "oh no…"
-"EEEEE! Cody!"-The next thing Cody knew was that he was tackled by a purple-haired girl.
-"S-Sierra…D-Do y-you r-remember th-the 'only-f-friends' th-thing?..."
-"Oh, yeah. Whoopsies…"-And she let Cody breath again.
-"And now, ex-feral: Ezekiel!"
-"Yo, yo, yo; The Zeke is back!"
-"Umm…I thought he…you know, turned feral and stole my money"-Heather said.
-"Yeah, yeah; remember that MPD kid who won last season? He used part of his money to help this guy…How? I don't know"-explained Chef.
-"Wait, MPD kid? Do you mean…Mike?"-Cam asked.
-"Yeah, yeah; whatever…"
-"I wonder where he is…I haven't heard of him since…I don't know"-Cam whispered. Dawn patted his back while Brick started to sweat and nervously bit his lip.
-"Anyway, here's-"
-"Aww…my head…"
Chef's eyes widened.-"Ch-Chris?"
-"What the-? Where am I? And most importantly, what happened?"
-"Umm…you…fell asleep while arguing with Blaineley and…umm…I…I had to continue with the introductions so…umm…"
-"What?! You know what? I want an explanation later…"-He then looked around to see who else had arrived; as he saw he just missed 4 introductions, he sighed in relief and was going to address Chef when he saw Eva stirring.-"Umm…Chef, you may want to do sth about…her"-and he pointed to Eva.
Chef looked at her and nodded, walking away to get something.
-"So…now that I'm back, it's time to introduce the biggest sweetheart EVER (who destroyed my cottage *sniff*): Duncan!"
Instead of a Lame-O-Sine appearing, it was a police car. Duncan got out of it with cuffs in his hands and a policeman gave the keys to Chris; when he got the keys, the policeman returned to the car and drove off.
-"So, do you still enjoy being a bad-boy?"-Gwen teased.
-"Not now Gwen…"-Duncan replied.
Chris took the keys and opened Duncan's cuffs, which he then picked up. Then, he walked over to the now-stirring Blaineley and put the cuffs on her wrists; then, he locked them and threw the keys to the water; where Fang appeared and ate the keys (which made Scott scream and almost faint).
Before anyone could question his actions, Chef returned with a straitjacket and put it on Eva. When he did, though; Chris then told him:
-"You know, maybe we need another one, just in case…SHE gets rid of the cuffs."
Chef rolled his eyes but still nodded. He walked away just as Eva woke up.
-"What the-? What did you do to me?!"-she shouted, trying to get rid of the straitjacket, but couldn't.
Everyone backed away from her as Blaineley also woke up.
-"What?! Why do I have cuffs?! CHRIS!"
-"You know, Blaineley; I'm right here; no need to shout…"
Blaineley was going to attack Chris when Chef returned and put the straitjacket on her; this action caught her off guard; that's why she couldn't stop Chef from restraining her.
-"Great. Now that that problem is solved, it's time to greet the next contestant. This girl has made the TDI and TDRI casts famous again; although this action made her lose someone 'special' and some…friendships…"-Chris then looked at Sam, who was paying no attention to him, but playing his game-"Anyway, she's famous everywhere and I'm sure ALL of you know her. Here she is: Zoey!"
A Lame-O-Sine appeared during his speech and, when he finished it, the door slowly opened; and out stepped a nervous Zoey, rubbing her arm, looking at the ground. She then looked at everyone in front of her and she gave a small smile with a wave and a 'hi'.
Her friends then went over to her and hug her while the non-friends (except Sam-and the villains, of course-) looked at her with sorrow. They all heard her story (well, HER side of the story, in other words, the FALSE one) and couldn't help but feel pity for her (and anger towards HIM, of course).
After some minutes of 'I'm okay, thanks' and 'Don't worry. I'll be fine'. Chris decided to announce the next contestant.
-"Yeah, yeah…enough of the love and friendship here…It's Total Drama, NOT Total Friendship; so-"
-"Hey! That's MY phrase!"-shouted Courtney.
-"Bla, bla…It now belongs to me…So, from now on, I'M the only one that can say it"
-"What? Why?!"-Courtney demanded.
-"*cough*copyright*cough*"
Courtney glared at him while restraining herself from punching him.
-"Okay, okay; now, say 'hi' to…Izzy!"
Zoey immediately turned around at hearing that name, waiting for a Lame-O-Sine to appear (or the police…). But none of those came.
After a few seconds of raising an eyebrow, she then heard someone laughing and turned towards the trees surrounding them; 0.78 seconds later, Izzy appeared swinging in a vine and heading towards them.
But, in the last second, she jumped and landed in front of Zoey.
-"Heeeeey….."-she said.
Zoey just said: "Umm…hi?"
-"Hey Zoey, you're not gonna believe this!"-before anyone could say anything, Izzy started narrating her little adventure-"So, there was I, looking at the newspaper to see about dogs in adoption, when suddenly, I heard some people talking about I don't know what, I think they said something about cowboy-aliens eating their houses; I don't know, the thing is, I went to the shop and people look weirdly at me; I then-"-Izzy was like that for…what? 10 minutes? When she FINALLY finished; many were sleeping. Which is why Chris took out a louspeaker and everyone woke up.
-"So…"-Zoey started-"To resume it, you ended up being the representant of a…what?"
-"Of a guitarist; I don't really know who he is; the only thing I know is that he's important…"-Izzy answered.
-"Wait, but shouldn't you be somewhere else? I mean, you should be very busy…so, couldn't Chris, you know, leave you at your 'job'?"
-"Ha! Not in a million years! I wouldn't miss this opportunity to torture you all. Besides, EVERYONE has to compete, if you want, though, you can make it so you're the first eliminated"-Chris shrugged-"But it would be BORING; so, please, just play the game, and when your team see you as useless and eliminate you, you can go home, but, until then…"-he then pressed a button in a remote, which made a piano fell just in front of the campers.
Chris just laughed as everyone's eyes were widened and looked like they were going to faint.
-"HA! You're faces are priceless!"-And he started laughing. After some minutes, he calmed down and cleared his throat.-"Okay, now, it's time to say hi to I-write-awesome-songs-but-I-somehow-got-cheated-off-the-game-in-the-2-times-I-competed…Trent!"
You know who stepped out of the Lame-O-Sine; so I won't say it. Anyway, he got out of the vehicle with his guitar and walked over to Gwen while Katie and Sadie said "Eeeeeee!…" in unison (in case you're asking, they DID get rid of the tape-unlike Stacie-).
-"Hi"-he said.
-"Hi"-she replied. Both of them were blushing.
Chris rolled his eyes and counted them.
-"35, 36, 37, 38…"-he muttered.-"So…there's missing…"-he trailed off when he heard a horn.
It got the campers attention as the sound it made was a little bit different.
-"Okay then, here comes plain boring guitarist-"
-"Wait, Trent's already here (and he's not boring, by the way); so, what do you mean, then, by 'here comes plain boring guitarist'?"-Gwen interrupted and asked.
Chris raised an eyebrow as he took a card from his pocket and began to read it.-"Oh yeah, my bad, I forgot to say that at musician-boy's introduction"-He then cleared his throat.-"So, here comes…"
He trailed off when about 6 police cars passed in front of all of them. They could only stare at them in awe. Why were there many police cars? The only thing to make so much police to come was for…security…
Chris raised an eyebrow as he whispered.-"And I thought they said he would only need 1 police car and that's all…"
Zoey barely heard him, but she then remembered that there was only 1 camper left to come…-"Mike…"-she whispered.
After other 4 police cars passed, another vehicle appeared, and, although it looked like a Lame-O-Sine, there was something…particular about it…
Chris cleared his throat as the Sasquatchanakwa (who was the driver) stepped out of the Lame-O-Sine as it stopped and walked over to where Chris was (which was, of course, near the passenger's door).
-"And here he is…Mike!"
The Sasquatchanakwa carefully, VERY carefully, opened the door…
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And everyone gasped.
DUN-DUN
Yay! Cliffhanger! Don't you guys like it? I certainly do, especially when you'll have to wait for the next chapter to see why everyone gasped… :3
*the TD contestants that invaded my house stare at me*
What?
*they continue staring*
Wh-why are you staring at me like th-that?
*staring…*
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…
Ahh! Wait! No! Stop! *covers face while tomatoes are being thrown*
It was just a joke! A joke!
*they stop *
"Really?"
Nope! *activates a trap which makes them fall down a DEEP hole*
Heh, bye guys! See you on 2 years!
*walks around innocently, when, suddenly, bumps into readers*
Umm…hi… *stutters*
*readers also glare and slowly take out more tomatoes*
N-no, no, no, no, no…NOOO *runs away while tomatoes blind her*
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…
(Shows a cave with a computer and a bed)
Come on, come on…I gotta…ugh, how do I make fire?! *growls* stupid rocks…
(Suddenly, a flashlight is turned on)
*gasps* H-How'd you find m-me?
*readers slowly take out MORE tomatoes*
NO! Okay, fine, fine... You caught me! I was joking!
*still glare and take aim*
*gasps, again* No, I SWEAR! I was j-just messing w-with you… H-here, I'll prove it!
…
All of them could only stare at the boy in front of them; was he really Mike? He looked NOTHING like him…
Well…in a way…he had the same tan skin, the same spiky hair; EVERYTHING…But…he didn't completely dress like him, he didn't ACT like him…it's as if he WAS, but still WASN'T Mike…
Chris cleared his throat and addressed Mike.-"Hey Mike, how ya' doing?"
Mike lowered his sunglasses and looked at him; he then said:
-"I'll call you later, Paul"-and he ended the call he was making.
He then looked at everyone else there, briefly paying attention to anyone.
-"Did you get the message?"-he asked instead.
Chris slightly frowned when yet another contestant ignored him (or, well, his question); but still answered him:
-"Yes…"
-"Good…"
Everyone frowned in confusion when, suddenly, the gold-limousine departed, followed by other 10 police cars from behind it.
Zoey was the first one to get past her stupor:
-"H-How…?"
And Izzy followed:
-"W-What?"
While Mike just raised an eyebrow.
-"So, it's…"-he began.
-"Izzy"-Chris finished.
Everyone looked even more confused when Gwen suddenly asked.
-"Umm…can someone tell me what's going on?"
Chris cleared his throat.-"Well…you may remember what Izzy told you, right?"
Everyone nodded.
-"Well…you'll see…umm…to make this short: Izzy, Mike here is your client"
Everyone gasped.
-"Wait, what? You mean that…that she wasn't lying?"-Noah said in disbelief.
-"Why would I lie?"-Izzy asked.
-"Yeah, she's not Stacie"-Jo retorted.
-"Mmphf!"-Stacie…said?
-"Besides…MY client is that guitarist dude of that band whose name I forgot…"
Chris was going to answer when Mike cut him off.
-"And I am…"
Izzy looked unsure.
-"Oh yeah? Then where's your guitar?"-Heather asked-in-a-mean-way.
Chef (who had unexpectedly disappeared for a moment), had returned (from who-knows-where) and was holding something…
Something anyone (even someone with a brain as small as Lightning-well, maybe not THAT small-) recognized. But there was someone who recognized that thing Chef was holding even more…
And that someone was Trent.
And he gasped.
-"Oh my God! Is it what I think it is?!"
Mike just smirked as Chef opened the thing.
Trent's eyes widened more as he saw Mike take out the most beautiful electric-guitar he had ever seen. Its vivid red color made it look shiny as the Sun's rays fell on it. The gold decoration on the guitar spoke of how wealthy the owner should be. And how it looked as if it was new made everyone realize just how much he took care of it (or maybe it was just really new).
Everyone just stared in awe as they saw Mike return the guitar to its ruby-and-gold-made case.
-"You know"-Mike told the other teens-"that is actually one of the 5 I have; and…well…I have to say it's my favorite one; of course, it isn't as expensive as the others; but it's just my favorite"-he then had a thoughtful expression on his face-"Now that I think about it; that's actually the one I use the most"
-"Wait!"-Trent asked without-breath.-"You're saying that it REALLY isn't new?"
-"Of course not; why would I bring a new guitar here? Besides, believe it or not; I left my most expensive things back…home…."-he had a thoughtful expression for some seconds before he shook it off.-"Anyway, can we get this over with? I would really like to rest"-he said in an impatient tone.
Even though his uncertainty with the word 'home' didn't go unnoticed by some campers; Chris had a busy schedule at torturing campers, so, before anyone could question him, Chris decided to speak up.
-"Well…first of all, I'm gonna show you your…cabins… and teams. Though, as we ran out of time…"
Everyone groaned while Chris cleared his throat. They all knew what that meant…
-"Wanna know the teams for this new season? Wanna know how all the guys here are gonna wish this season had never created?"-he smirked.-"Oh, but what about the campers individually? Are Gwen and Trent's relationship going to last? 'cause dude, we all saw the news where they said you know…they broke up (again)…Oh, will anyone ever find about Zoey's…lies?-"
-"Hey!"
Chris rolled his eyes.-"Will Stacie and Zeke last this time? And most importantly, what happened to Mike? Find the answers to all this questions (well, maybe NOT all) next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…RETURN OF THE STARS!"
And…darkness…
Phew, long chappie...
Oh, hey! Have you finish reading? Heh, thought you would take more time...heh, heh...
Anyway, sorry if there are any mistakes, this has been in my computer since...August? But decided to post it until after I finish EP, but you know...Circumstances... *ahem* My story doesn't show :/
Anyway, hope you had liked it and...well...err...Happy Halloween?
"It was yesterday, genius"
Really? Meh, better later than never...I think...
"*rolls eyes* And they call me crazy"
That hurt...Anyway, what'd ya think? Shall I make a story of what happened to Mike?
"You do realise that will make 3 stories going on at the same time, right?"
No if I make it a one-shot... :P
"But you won't plan doing it like that..."
Hey! No spoilers! *takes out the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick*
"That wasn't a spoiler!"
For me it was! (Starts chasing Izzy around)
PS: Doesn't the word "mature" makes you laugh? XD
