DISCLAIMER
I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS, MY LITTLE PONY, HARRY POTTER OR FANFICTION
Shimmer was bored. The crossover-loving unicorn had spent exactly 4 hours, 28 minutes and 4 seconds on the internet, most of it Harry Potter related. "There's nothing to do!" she grumbled.
Being an energetic pony, she needed things to do like a plant needs water, so she would do anything to keep her mind and body active. And that's why she sat in front of the TV for four and a half hours. "Gingerfeeeeerrrrrrn! I'm sssoooooo booooooooorrrreeeeed!" she moaned.
Gingerfern, Deputy of Twistedclan, was sitting in the kitchen, making mouse soup (she's a Warrior, what do you expect?). Annoyed, she replied, "There's more to life than a highly intelligent piece of technology that responds to words on its screen, I mean hunt, fight people, and, um... hunt."
"Says a cat who reads Snape fanfics every time I look over your shoulder to see what you're doing on the computer to tell the world about what you do in your spare time!" Shimmer argued. "And it doesn't even make any sense why anyone would like this character, I mean he's so depressing and grumpy all the time."
"Well, what would you be like if you had something, like, five thousand kids invading your privacy for some pointless thing or another every day? I can't even survive with one overgrown one who DOESN'T invade my privacy- wait, what did you say about looking over my shoulder and telling the world about me making him its most beloved character?"
"Never mind that... wait, what did you say about love?"
"Huh?"
" That's it! IWILLMAKEANOUTOFCONTROL LOVEPOTIONTAKEOVERTHEHARRYPOTTERUNIVERSEANDMAKESOMEONERANDOMPERSONFALLINLOVEWITHSOMEOTHERRANDOMPERSONANDBEINTERTAINEDFORTHENEXTWEEKORSO!" Shimmer shouted.
Gingerfern just stood there for a moment and thought about what her friend had just said and only understood the part about a love potion. " Shimmer, how the heck are you going to make a love potion? I told you I would never tell you how to make one, and I'm defiantly not-"
" Well I am about to start a blog called Gingerfern's spare time and Snape fanfiction is what you were reading today, so…"
"OK, OK, I'll make it, just. Don't. Start. That. Blog." The cat snarled.
"Now, now, don't worry. As long as you do everything I say, I won't. NOW GO MAKE ME THAT POTION, SLAVE!" Shimmer shouted.
As she left to follow her orders, Gingerfern turned to the magical camera filming them. "Woohoo. See what I have to go through with my roommate?" She said sarcastically.
