~Before I get started, here are some things you should know about my stories. They are really weirdly written, usually are going to be short, funny, and cute. This is my first fanfic and I hope it goes well! ~ Oh, and in this fanfic, they are old enough to drink xD~
CookieNinja: Alright! Here's my shot at writing a story! It's a SoMa.
Maka: Oh! Yay! I'm in it!
Soul: well no duh. It's a SoMa…. *annoyed*
Maka: Grr…. Maaakaaa…
Soul: Oh shiiiit!
Maka: CHOP!
Soul: *KoD*
CookieNinja: Uhh…. Anyway…. Please enjoy…and REVIEW!
The Random Party
Kid: *staring at a poster in Maka and Soul's apartment* O.O So symmetrical…
Liz: Seriously Kid? It's a party! Don't go fretting about symmetry!
Patty: WOOHOO! *has a lampshade on her head*
Maka: *sitting on the couch reading a book*
Liz: You too Maka! It's a friggin party! Why the hell are you reading?
Maka: I don't like parties.
Liz: Then why are you having one?
Maka: It was Soul's idea.
*Liz walks away*
Kid: Hmm… *takes Maka's book* Hey, if I'm not allowed to stow upon beautiful symmetry, then you can't read.
Maka: Kid! Give it back!
Kid: Oh? What's that? Did I hear Liz calling me? Excuse me please. *walks away*
Maka: Grrr….. You've got to be kidding me. Now what am I supposed to do?
-While Kid was walking and going to mingle with the others-
Soul: Hey Kid! Hehehee…. *famous smile of his and puts arm around Kid's shoulder*
Kid: Umm… Soul, have you been drinking? You REEK of alcohol! *pushes Soul off of him*
Soul: NOOOO-hic- What would-hic- make you think that?
*Blaire runs up and starts hugging on him*
Blaire: Come on soully-kins let's have some fun! *grins creepily while dragging Soul away*
Kid: Uhh….. o.O I'm not EVEN going to ask….
Black*Star: *kicks down door* YAAAHOOO! THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY BLACK*STAR HAS ARRIVED AND NOW THE REAL PARTY CAN BEGIN!
Maka: *looks irritated* Oh, hi Black*Star come on in. *she says sarcastically*
Tsubaki: Black*star! Please don't-*window breaks*
Black*Star: OH, SORRY MAKA!
Maka: It's fi-
*Soul walks in only wearing his boxers*
Soul: Oh! Hey –hic- Black*Star –hic-!
Maka: [] Soul!
Liz: Well, someone's obviously drunk out of his mind.
Soul: Hey Maka! *sits next to her* Wanna have some fun?
Maka: WHAT THE HELL SOUL! Maaakaa… CHOP!
Soul: GAAAH!
Blaire: Soully! Come back here! *grabs him and takes him away*
Kid: Uhh…. *has some drinks* Want a drink Maka?
Maka: Mmm… Sure, why the hell not. Seeing Soul like that was fuckin scary. *takes from kid and drinks*
Kid: Whoa! Drink too much at once and you'll be just as drunk as he is!
Maka: Hahaha! Well, that would be a rather interesting idea… *smirks*
Kid: Uhh….. O.o
Patty: *screams* I FOUND A STUFFED GIRAFFE!
CookieNinja: And that is the first chapter in this story! :D Please tell me what you think! Review all you want and you can even criticize of how horrible it was! :D
Maka: Soul's scaring me... o.O
Soul: Ooohhh Maaakaaaa! -hic-
CookieNinja: WHO GAVE SOUL BEER!
Black*Star: o.O *runs*
