Sword Art Online: Noodles
NOTE: This story is made to be ridiculous and stupid. So don´t hate it because it has this stuff in it. Don`t read if you don`t like. Also bad grammar, you have been warned.
Kirito was taking a usual walk in the forrest, looking for some mobs to kill.
He found a pack of Legless Lamas. Kirito wondered who´s idea it was to make these mobs, but he didin´t give a peep. Kirito pulled his sword when he heard sometihng in the bush behide him. "What the..." He was cut off by the slimy monster that attacked him. The last thing he saw was the name of the monster.
Flying Spaghetti Monster. Kirito was kill.
Asuna was lying on her bed wondering were is Kirito. "Were the hell is that boy. I just hope he was not attacked by a spaghetti monster and kill." She said in a worring tone. Then the door slammed open. "Kirito-kun you are not kill!" Asuna said happy knowing that Kirito was not kill... or was he. (Hint: He is kill.) "You. Me. Bed. Now." Kirito said pulling her into the bed.
(Totally epic and awesome sex scene between Kirito and Asuna, and i am not gointo write it because i don´t wanna!)
2 years worth of nooldes flowed into Asuna as they made a gulgin sound!
"Kirito-kun!"Asuna moned "NO, Kirito is kill!" Kirito said as he got rid of the costume. "Now, ARE YOU WANNA DIE" Before Asuna coulde awnser she was already turned into spahgetti and meatballs. The last thing she saw was her lover turning into... Flying Sphaghetti Monster dun dun DUUUUUUN!
Asuna was kill.
THE END!
