apple: we need another plan
Macos: what plan
apple: a phone that can destroy the windows computer system
Twitter: hack them?
apple: yes hahahah
Internet explorer: ring ring *your phone is not compatible with ios 11*huh oh I don't have a smart phone I guess I'll have to buy a new onnnn
(ie loses control due to no updates)
Firefox: *calls Chrome* hey dude I think we're getting deleted
Chrome: What!!
Firefox: yeah Apple is making a phone where there won't be nay other browser ever again
*Chrome hangs up*
Microsoft: no No NO This will not happen
Bill gates: its over
Windows 11: :(
Windows 8: but but
Windows 7: it's all over windows 8 there is no hope
IPhone 3: there deleting my systems
Iphone 4,2,1: me too nooo
IPhone ce: noo not iPhone 5
IPhone 5: *dies*
Blizzard: I guess we are going to stop making games for the xbox one
Playstation 4: YES MORE MONEY
Xbox: Xbox 360 are you leaving too
Xbox 360: yep there getting rid of me and Xbox one
Playstation: :c we were friends xbox
Xbox: ik :c
Windows media center: crap no more 320p videos anymore just 12k
Microsoft word 2010: we can think of something right?
AIM: OH finally ie is calling
ie: guys I have a plan
Opera: w what I have been sleeping for 5 years
ie: we can find a way to get are selfs..
Avast: can't use my file transmission anymore sorry
Protogent: I can
Word 2001: who downloaded you
Stickman: I didnt
Paint: he came to life o_o
Computer: ya know we are trapped inside of a windows xp there's hardly any way to get out
Intel: cough cough they us.e.use me as a grill
AIM: yum
Stickman: shut up we need to get out of here quickly
Apple: not on my watch!
Protogent: I bring him here
Windows vista: nope nope nope sorry xp
Computer: NOOOOOOO
*At the Microsoft convention*
Microsoft: we are getting rid of windows and Xbox we are leaving this company bye
Google: Microsoft don't go!!
Messager: Any last words google
Google: da faq
*Google uses ads to block off iPhone apps*
Samsung: this is are time to get back on apple
Apple: ok are making the new iPhone 95!
Windows 10 bing: there copying windows 95!!!
Windows 8.1 no they are not wait they are
Lipton: we should make ads of this iPhone 95
Walmart: we will too
Other stores and companies: me too
Microsoft edge: rip
Windows 7 Firefox: wait guys let's go to Vista and together we can burn the files of iPhone 95
Java: oooo
Windows 7 Stickynotes: :D writing this down to clippy
Windows 7 computer: clippy is all the way at windows xp and 2000 it's going to be a long journey
CNN: the iPhone 95 will come out in 10 more days!
Windows 7 Bing: guys we can't just sit here we need to hurry
King: hmm let's go hack in the source code so we can make the sales go to us hahahah
Stickman: did you hear that paint
Paint: yes but what's king
Stickman: the creator of... Candy crush
Opera: noo
Intel: I don't think I can even run it
Firefox: -_-
Apple: you guys shut up I already encrypted clippy
Winrar: you hacked!?
Apple: yes you cant escape now
Ie: *throws powder game at apple*
Apple: oh and you won't be having ie anymore
Safari: ;)
Android: ok windows 10 we need to get clippy
Windows 10: no hope
Android: fine
Google: well we can make money from phones but we can still make money from ads
Google: hey Alexa, call rotten tomatoes
Alexa: ok
Google: ok this is really serious I will pay you 5000$ for a bad review for the upcoming movie
Rotten tomatoes: *hangs up*
McDonalds: what's up goooooogle
Google: shut up we need your help
McDonalds: sure I'm loving it
Google: go to Facebook and dislike all apples phones
Wendies: they have a spam lock
Google: WE LITERALLY HAVE 3 MORE DAYS
Samsung: Google!
Google: samsung! I thought we were enemies
Samsung: if we can work together we can hack are way into iPhone 95 and stop it
Google: good idea!
Twitch: I guess we are going to have to delete this website
Twitch: -_- they are adding ilive to the new iphone
Discord: you got to be kidding me twitch
Discord: OMG THEY ARE ADDING iDeezcords to the new iPhone too
Safari: *knocks over ie*
Opera: STOP
AIM: omg
Windows 7 chrome: ok guys windows 8 is dead 8.1 is getting pounded I don't think malwarebytes can save himself
Windows 8.1: ahhhhhh *dies*
Windows 7 home premium: guys I have some flowers you can smell as we die
Windows 7 Adobe flash c6: hey guys look this stick man came to life
Windows 7 stickman: I'm not a stick man I'm PROTOGENT
Windows 7 home premium: fuc
Protogent: *covers home premium with protogent ads
Windows 7 ultimate edition: NOO
CodeBlocks: guys when you were talking I made a entrance to windows 2000
Firefox: hurry let's go
Twitter: umm apple I can find windows 7
Apple: we need to search for them
Lenux: I'll do it
Apple: ok slave
Windows 2000: what are you guys here for
Windows 7: saving microsoft
Clippy: hello
Clippy: they came after me but avast saved meh
Windows 7 premium: Guys is that Lenux?
Lenux: shh guys I'm going to help you
Clippy: oh no windows me is here
Microsoft media center windows me: wanna watch a movie
Windows me: *bluescreen*
Lenux: OH CRAP GET DOWN
*Everyone hides under file explorer*
Clippy: better hide in word
Windows 2000: *explodes*
Windows 2000 Intel: guys he left out a hole to windows xp
Windows 7: oh my gosh
*everyone travels to windows xp*
Clippy: were is everyone
Windows 7 ultimate edition: where is everyone?
Clippy: there going through execution
Java: nooo
Lenux: guys I need to KILL YOU ALL
Lenux: *brings out windows 2000 virus files*
Clippy: DON'T CLICK RUN
Lenux: oh no I forgot abbbbbbbbbb ou
Lenux: *dies*
Apple: *claps slowly*
Windows 7: were screwed
Windows 7 Chrome: yep
Windows 7 Adobe photoshop: uh
Lenux mint: guys I'll save you!
*mint knocks over apple and flings him to windows nt 4.0*
Mint: I know a way to apple Inc.
Windows 7: ok great
Windows 7 ultimate edition: coughs out files of viruses
Clippy: I'll send him to hospital
Java: I'll help!
Fox News: a giant battle against the iPhone 95 is going crazy!
Fox news: 2 more days left
Windows 7 ie: I was eating popcorn the whole time lol
Windows 7 ultimate editon: *clicks on random file due to dizzy ness*
*would you like to let this software make changes to your pc*
Mint: what is this I'm frozen
Windows 7: CLICK NO
Clippy: crap
Windows 7 ultimate edition: *clicks no*
*clippy deletes file*
Firefox: guys look there is a book
Chrome: we need a winrar
Chrome: I cant download it right now
WiFi: uhh since the other phones are dying let's turn off are systems
Bluetooth: great idea
Nokia: ring ring huh who is this
Samsung: it's me Samsung me and Google are trapped inside a chamber
Android: what are these things
Google play: looks like a broken down phone
Nokia: does it say the name of it
Samsung s8: looks like a cheesy pocket pc from 2003
Nokia: let me talk to hp
Samsung: oki
hp: what is it nokia
Nokia: it's a pocket pc from 2003
Hp: don't care those things were trash when I made them back then
Nokia: *calls alienware*
Alienware: shut up Nokia I don't want to search for another mother board
Nokia: no I want you to search for a uh gaming pc motherboard
Alienware: nope
Nokia 6: PLSSSS
Alienware: *hangs up*
Google duo: you idiots should of used me instead of a phone I'm basically a phone right google
Google: no
Apple convention: have you ever seen a revolutionary phone before!? Well we are skipping iPhone 10 and putting it as iPhone 95!
Mint: ok guys we are going to sneak in to the chamber
Intel windows 7: okay
Twitter: what you doing here
ie windows 7: uhh we were just
Windows 7: we were just going to the chamber
Chrome: they took us ;)
Twitter: ok
Mint: bruh
Midi: *stabs twitter*
Firefox: ...
Windows 7: hurry let's go
Stickman: huh is that windows 7
Windows 8: OMG
Winrar: OMG
Apple: *throws windows 3.1 and windows 2.0 at mint and codeblocks*
Apple: your coming with me
Apple: THIS PHONE WILL BE RELEASED AND IT WILL NOT BE HACKED
Windows 7: *bleeds files*
Windows 98 SE: o_o
Itunes: hahahahah
Ms dos: *hacks*
Apple: STOP IT
Microsoft messager: oooo
AIM: oh my god
IPhone 6: pulls on apple
Apple: this is not HAPPENING
*shockwave*
Clippy: o_o
Java: we need to find a way inside
Clippy: THERE GOING TO ALL DIE WE REALLY NEED TO GET INSIDE!!!
*apple building collapses*
Apple: infinite power!!! *launches parts of building at Google HQ*
Google: nope nope nope
Billgates: hey apple
Apple: huh
Bill gates: *heals the operating systems and stuff*
Facebook: ha
Windows 11: you have no match against us
Protogent: with me there no viruses can enter YOUR COMPUTERRRRRR
*laser beam hits apple*
Bill gates: *grabs ban hammer*
Bill gates: any last wordz
Mint: *walks out door*
Apple: uhm well you had won
*Apple died*
The End
Second movie coming soon
