Moar crack from meeeeee~~~~ I love crack so much when I eat my beloved cream puffs~
..FOREVER.:.
Greece was just sitting on a hill one day with his precious cats, when Russia suddenly came in on the blissful scene to kill LARRY, the MOTHER-FUCKING corporal cat. Greece was so angry that he killed Larry, that he suddenly turned into a WOMAN and went shopping for CAT SWEATERS which magically turned into OCTOPI when he/she/it DANCED WITH GODDAMN CODY SIMPSON. SUDDELY, Korea comes in and cries about how that one Korean killed that other Korean in that one Korean SOAP OPERA that no one cares. Hungary suddenly bursts in on a unipony and proceeds to BITCH-SLAP THAT SISSY as well. Suddenly, Japan comes in with a maid's dress singing the PRETTY PRETTY CURE SONG THAT GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ALL GODDAMN DAY. Germany comes flying down on his FUCKING PILE OF EROS and starts dancing to 'Let's Boil Hot Water!' while screaming the NEW battle-cry of the fangirls, "WUUUUUUURST!". Suddenly, Romano and Italy are in mafia uniforms on TRICYCLES while eating CUPCAKE FLAVORED LOLLIPOPS, which is obviously the MANLIEST THING IN THIS MESSED UP WORLD. Suddenly, England becomes all seme like China was and is all like, "Don't diss the scones, bitch." Soon, he, China, Romano, Italy, Latvia, and all the obvious ukes of Hetalia go to the MANLY MAN convention, which is hosted by the Netherlands because he speaks FOUR, THAT'S RIGHT, FOUR LANGUAGES AND SMOKES WEED. WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE DUTCH? Suddenly, Turkey comes streaking naked across Switzy's lawn, which causes Switzerland to SQUIZZLE HIM. YES, IT'S AN ACTUAL WORD, LOOK IT UP. Liechtenstein suddenly came up to Switzerland and is like, "Guess what, Bruder? I just lost my VIRGINITY to AUSTRIA~" This comment causes Switzerland to SQUIZZLE himself in the head. But 4Kids decided that Liechtenstein did NOT lose her virginity because Sex=Death and Death=Bad. And Switzerland does not have a real gun, it's a WATER GUN. And France was completely deleted from the series because he was a pervert and PERVERT=SEX AND SEX=DEATH AND DEATH=BAD. So then, Ukraine had her boobs amputated because BOOBS=PERVERTS AND PERVERTS=SEX AND SEX=DEATH AND DEATH=BAD. HOW THOSE GUYS AT 4KIDS MANAGE TO DO ALL THAT MOTHER-FUCKING MATH, I HAVE NO IDEA. Suddenly, China starts murdering peanuts because you know what the just did? They dissed the eggrolls, aru. And then everyone played Limbo and died because of 4Kids. THE END.
..FOREVER.:.
Yeah, this wasn't as funny as the first one…oh well! Oh, and remember kids, BOOBS=PERVERTS AND PERVERTS=SEX AND SEX=DEATH AND DEATH=BAD.
