This is a gift to my friend Piggy!
I hope you like it... by the way... this is my first Lazy Town fanfic and honestly, I am very ashamed.
A musical tune was playing.
"This post box is mine. And this triaginal sign. The blue balloon. The month of june. Their mine mine mine mine mine!" Stingy sang while carrying around his beloved piggy bank who Lord knows where he got it from.
"Ziggy's sweets are mine. The birdy's tweets are mine! The city streets the both of your feet they're all enthatically mine! It all belongs to meeeee. Every thing that I seeeeee-" Stingy stopped singing and saw a caramel skinned, black haired, glasses wearing boy. This kid was fucking sexy.
Stingy just stared at him in awe, looking up and down.
"I... I'm sorry. What... What's your name?" Stingy asked nervously with sparkles in his giant fucking eyes.
"oh... my name is Piggy!" that sexy caramel skinned boi replied.
Stingy looked at his piggy back in the eyes and threw it passed his shoulders, causing it to fall on the floor and shatter.
"will you be MINE?!" Stingy asked romantically.
Piggy gave him an arousing stare.
"YES..." Piggy almost immediatley replied.
Stingy and Piggy held hands and they both walked over to Stingy's house.
"This house is mine. But since YOU are mine, you can touch whatever you want!" Stingy pridefully showed off his enterior just to impress his new senpai.
"I don't wanna touch what's in this house... I wanna touch YOU." Piggy replied in a deep and sexy man voice.
Stingy stared at him in shock. They had just hardly met and already his dreams were coming true.
"come on baby..." Stingy said.
Piggy kissed Stingy's puppet lips and gazed within his giant doll eyes. Stingy rubbed his felt hands all over Piggy's human body. Piggy stroked Stingy's plastic hair and Stingy stroked Piggy's human hair. Piggy TRIED tongue wrestling Stingy but... since he's a fucking puppet... he doesn't have one.
"you are MUCH better than my last piggy..." Stingy said in arousal.
"and you are MUCH better than any paper ant..." Piggy moaned.
Piggy picked up Stingy bridal style, and they both kissed all the way to Stingy's room. He lied down on a chair. Piggy took his pants off and started twerking and lap dancing Stingy.
"SHAKE IT PIGGY" Stingy moaned, literally throwing money at Piggy, accidentally getting a coin stuck up his ass.
Piggy sat down on Stingy and wrapped his legs around his puppet torso...
But then...
Sportacus (or however the fuck you spell his name) came in, thinking Stingy was in danger.
"OH GOSH STEENGY! YOU ARE BEEING RAPED BY SOME GUY! HERRRE I'LL SAVE U!" Sportacus said in his german... russian... accent?
He kicked Piggy in the neck that it snapped and he instantly died.
"WHAT THE FUCK SPORTACUS?!" Stingy screamed in anger.
He got his father's gun.
"This gun is mine... no... uh... I think it's my father's... BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING MY SENPAI!" Stingy cried as he shot Sportacus in the chest multiple times in slow motion and he slowly bled to death.
Stingy couldn't handle it... but surpringly... he didn't killed himself.
He got rid of Sportacus' body by burning it in his father's furnace... and well... let's just say that he cremated Piggy and kept his ashes in a piggy bank. He placed the piggy bank on the desk by his bed and lamp. He would pray to the piggy bank and kiss it every night before he went to bed.
"Mwah! Goodnight my sweet sweet prince..." Stingy sighed and fell asleep.
He had a wet dream about Piggy...
THE END.
I hope you enjoyed it because honestly I was laughing like crazy while writing this!
