Raoul, le Vicomte de Chagny - the stupid first mate who ruins every attempt of getting off
the island
Andre - the skipper
Erik - the millionaire
Mme. Giry - the millionaire's accomplice
Meg - the stage girl
Christine - the country bumpkin
Firmin - the guy who thinks he knows everything
[Actions will be in brackets.]
Scene: An uncharted desert isle. André was holding a soirée on his prized yacht when the
weather started getting rough. If it weren't for the courage of the fearless M. de Chagny,
the S.S. Minnow would have been lost. The ship ran ground upon this uncharted desert
isle with our favourite characters.
Scene 1
The Beach
ANDRE: [to RAOUL] You moron, you crashed the boat!
RAOUL: Huh?
ANDRE: It has a HUGE whole in the side of it and now we are stranded!!
RAOUL: Huh?
ANDRE: And what's more, what were you doing? Were you paying attention?
RAOUL: [to CHRISTINE] You're pretty!
CHRISTINE: What's that? Oh, I know.
FIRMIN: Now, if we all stop fighting-
ALL: SHUT UP!
FIRMIN: But-
[FIRMIN is knocked out by an extremely large coconut.]
MEG: Oh my god, the sky is falling!
CHRISTINE: Oh know, whatever shall I do?
ERIK: Ah, mademoiselle, if you come with me, I'm sure I can remedy your problem.
CHRISTINE: [twirling hair] Let's go!
[go off together into the woods]
RAOUL: Hey, where'd the pretty girl go?
MME. GIRY: Get your head out of your posterior. You cannot compete with M. Erik.
RAOUL: Durrrr, who's that?
ALL: [smack foreheads]
MEG: You mean that super creepy guy with the mask, cape, dark clothing, and an
incredible allure?
GIRY: Yep, that'd be him.
ALL: ooooooh
ANDRE: What are we going to do?! We're stuck here without food and water and we're
going to die!
GIRY: Nice observation.
MEG: [points to RAOUL] Let's eat HIM!!!
RAOUL: Huh?
[MEG chases RAOUL off into the woods.]
GIRY: [to ANDRE] How about you and sleepy here [kicks FIRMIN] go build some huts.
I'll pay. [dishes out ERIK's money stingily] And if you have time, find some food.
FIRMIN: What happened?
GIRY: [bangs her stick on his foot] Get to work, you slacker.
FIRMIN and ANDRE: [scream] Yessir!
ANDRE: I mean, ma'am.
[FIRMIN and ANDRE run off into woods. MME. GIRY sets off to find the rest of the
castaways.]
the island
Andre - the skipper
Erik - the millionaire
Mme. Giry - the millionaire's accomplice
Meg - the stage girl
Christine - the country bumpkin
Firmin - the guy who thinks he knows everything
[Actions will be in brackets.]
Scene: An uncharted desert isle. André was holding a soirée on his prized yacht when the
weather started getting rough. If it weren't for the courage of the fearless M. de Chagny,
the S.S. Minnow would have been lost. The ship ran ground upon this uncharted desert
isle with our favourite characters.
Scene 1
The Beach
ANDRE: [to RAOUL] You moron, you crashed the boat!
RAOUL: Huh?
ANDRE: It has a HUGE whole in the side of it and now we are stranded!!
RAOUL: Huh?
ANDRE: And what's more, what were you doing? Were you paying attention?
RAOUL: [to CHRISTINE] You're pretty!
CHRISTINE: What's that? Oh, I know.
FIRMIN: Now, if we all stop fighting-
ALL: SHUT UP!
FIRMIN: But-
[FIRMIN is knocked out by an extremely large coconut.]
MEG: Oh my god, the sky is falling!
CHRISTINE: Oh know, whatever shall I do?
ERIK: Ah, mademoiselle, if you come with me, I'm sure I can remedy your problem.
CHRISTINE: [twirling hair] Let's go!
[go off together into the woods]
RAOUL: Hey, where'd the pretty girl go?
MME. GIRY: Get your head out of your posterior. You cannot compete with M. Erik.
RAOUL: Durrrr, who's that?
ALL: [smack foreheads]
MEG: You mean that super creepy guy with the mask, cape, dark clothing, and an
incredible allure?
GIRY: Yep, that'd be him.
ALL: ooooooh
ANDRE: What are we going to do?! We're stuck here without food and water and we're
going to die!
GIRY: Nice observation.
MEG: [points to RAOUL] Let's eat HIM!!!
RAOUL: Huh?
[MEG chases RAOUL off into the woods.]
GIRY: [to ANDRE] How about you and sleepy here [kicks FIRMIN] go build some huts.
I'll pay. [dishes out ERIK's money stingily] And if you have time, find some food.
FIRMIN: What happened?
GIRY: [bangs her stick on his foot] Get to work, you slacker.
FIRMIN and ANDRE: [scream] Yessir!
ANDRE: I mean, ma'am.
[FIRMIN and ANDRE run off into woods. MME. GIRY sets off to find the rest of the
castaways.]
