Disclaimer: Ownership to the Naruto series and characters doesn't belong to me. It'd be a hella lot more sexual if it was. All songs used aren't mine either, and will always be listed at the end of the chapter so I shan't repeat this, young ones. Cover by blissfulgold on DA.
Warning: Lots of mature things not meant for young'uns. Nothing is really as we perceive in the first chapter. Things change as do people.
There will be OOC more or less depending on who we're talking about. Hopefully won't become too prominent.
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Every teenage girl has fantasies; most fantasize about the unattainable men they see on television. So you could imagine the chaos that ensued after the managers of the country's top two bands had announced,
"Caged, and Will of Fire will be holding a concert together at the end of June at the Konoha Theatre!" that wasn't the end of it though. That wasn't what had driven all the girls in the Fire country to scream so loud that they would wake people all the way in the Wind country up. "Four lucky girls will be given the chance to stand on stage with Caged, and Will of Fire! More details will be put up on both bands' websites. Tickets will be sold tomorrow at 3:00PM! Back to you Ta–"
The white haired man was cut off by the simple click of a remote. Ridiculous was the best word to describe the situation at hand. Neither band wanted to perform on the same stage – they couldn't stand to be in the same room let alone be on stage.
The handsome frontman of Caged went into his little plastic bag containing his magic mushrooms and got ready to go to his happy place where he could finally seem to really laugh.
"Drop it, Sasuke." Scolded his fellow guitarist. "Kakashi called and said we're going to be driven to the MTV studio to do a live show to promote the concert."
Sasuke glared at Neji. Onyx met grey in a stare down. They were all pretty fucked when it came down to it. Drug addicted, alcoholic, temperamental, satyrs, you name it – you would probably find it in Caged, and maybe even Will of Fire.
"C'mon Uchiha, I don't want to see those scumbags any more than you do." Voiced another band mate. Sasuke looked to his redheaded friend – the only one he believed to dislike Will of Fire more than him – and sighed in defeat.
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The crunching sound of a can drew the attention of the three males in the room to their lead vocalist. They were rather indifferent towards the rival band aside from the fact that they thought they were overly scandalous douchebags – they however were in no position to think this way of anyone as they were no better.
"Fucking shit face Uchiha and his cronies are going down when we outplay them at the concert." The blonde seethed. Naruto Uzumaki was once this beaming cheerful idiot – still is to the public, and really most of the time – but once the Sasuke Uchiha was brought into the conversation, his competitive, and perhaps demonic side would break free. "Toss me that can when you're done, Kiba."
Kiba shrugged and threw the empty can across the hotel suite's living room. "Calm down, Naruto." He said, opening his third can of beer – so maybe the shaggy haired guitarist had a bit of a problem with his alcohol consumption. "You heard Jiraiya just now. We're heading to the MTV studio to perform and promote."
"You should talk, Inuzuka. Calm with the drinking, we don't want you shit faced at the interviews." Said he youngest of the members of Will of Fire. Konohamaru Sarutobi was rather popular despite only being seventeen, he was at the peak of his career with Will of Fire. "Where's Shikamaru? Sleeping?"
"Alone, hopefully." Kiba mumbled. He loved Shikamaru like a brother as did the rest of the band mates, but the man was the laziest drug addicted satyr he had ever met. The man was lucky though. His scandals rarely rested on him, they either dissipated thanks to their manager's unheard of tactics, or the fault would fall on the other party's head. "Speak of the devil…"
Shikamaru exited the bathroom with his toothbrush in his mouth. "Someone call?"
"Hurry up, we have to head down soon. The car's here." Naruto ordered. He heard Shikamaru mumble troublesome before he went to finish his hygienic care.
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Click. "So Instagramming this! We look great!" beamed the blonde. She scrolled through the different filters while her other friends giggled at their social butterfly. Ino Yamanaka had followers like she was famous on all her social networks – ino-xoxo was a username not unfamiliar to thousands on twitter, instagram, and vine; nor was the very much searched #InoLife. Sakura was somewhat jealous of her blonde friend's popularity seeing as it was Ino who gave her the popularity she has today, while Hinata could only wonder how many of those people actually knew her – or she actually knew. "Walden is a cute filter, right? Yeah we look totally cute! Front and center of #MTV featuring #Caged & #WillOfFire with the besties! #bffs _Nata1227 & Sakura_U0328! #InoLife. There, shared to twitter and Facebook. Nata, I still can't believe you scored us these spots!"
It helped that she was favoured by her seniors. Her senior Deidara had been planning on going with her other seniors Tobi and Sasori to watch Sound Four perform today, but they had been rebooked so that Caged and Will of Fire could promote. "Perks of working under the young department heads of Akatsuki, I guess."
Sakura began whacking Hinata's arm in excitement, as did Ino – poor Hinata was put between the two fan girls. It wasn't to say Hinata wasn't a fan, she just had more restraint then her friends – or so she thought. Her attention turned towards the direction her friends were pointing to. A shriek of excitement erupted from her. She quickly covered her mouth in embarrassment but couldn't contain her tiny jumps and squeals that escaped.
None of the friends had ever seen them live, and the music videos did the boys no justice – nor did the posters or photo books, or any other media. Hinata felt a strange sort of fondness grow in her seeing her cousin step on stage. It had been years since she had last seen him, and it wasn't because of his touring. Hinata had been kicked out of the Hyuga family at the sad age of sixteen so she couldn't even see him whenever he went home on his breaks. Ever since then, she had been living with Ino.
Though the girls shared separate biases in Caged – well, Hinata did as she liked Gaara the most while her two friends liked Sasuke – their common bias in Will of Fire was none other than the sun kissed blonde, Naruto Uzumaki.
"Naruto, blondes are best!" Ino yelled, reaching her hands out as if she would be able to touch him. Naruto grinned at her causing the platinum blonde Barbie to almost fall over.
"Who's excited for tonight's show?!" the hostess of the show yelled into the mike. The sound waves from cheers and screams were bound to cause an earthquake soon. "Then give it up for Caged, and Will of Fire!"
The two bands entered on opposite sides of the stage, leaders first. For a moment, everyone could feel the intense aura surrounding the two frontmen. Everyone, regardless of whether they're a fan or not, knows that Caged and Will of Fire didn't get along – it was hard not to know when the scandals on the newspaper's front page usually revolved around the two groups.
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"Thank you, now on to audience questions!" another wave of screams was heard. "You in the back with the red hair and glasses!"
The girl began jumping and screaming. "Ohgodohgodohgod!" she panicked. "Sasuke! My name is Karin Uzumaki, I love you, we're destined to be together, will you do me the honour of fathering my children?"
Naruto twitched. He hadn't seen his cousin Karin in ages, and she hadn't changed a bit.
"Well, Karin, I'm afraid we don't know each other too well, now do we?" Stupid Uchiha charm. Naruto thought bitterly. "I don't plan on having children either, sorry."
"Uzumaki, huh?" the hostess asked. "Any relation to Naruto?"
"She's my cousin." Naruto said trying to hide his distaste.
"Wow, Naruto your cousin seems to have an eye for your rival! How ironic that would be if your families would be tie–" Naruto clenched the chair arm.
"Okay, onto the next question!" Kiba interrupted the woman before she could light a fuse. "You, with the blonde hair and lavender eyes!"
"My name is Shion!" The girl said with an adorable grin. "I can't believe you guys are in front of me! Okayokayokay, Naruto, will you marry me? I'll make you ramen every day!"
"Sounds great, Shion!" Naruto laughed. "I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment yet though, so call me in a few years, and maybe I'll take you up on that ramen offer!"
Question after question, it seemed like they were all interested in the same thing – both men and women – 'Will you marry me!' or 'will you bear my children' or 'will you take me from behind?' which was rather disturbing.
"Okay how about we have them perform for us now?" if the first wave of screams didn't cause an earthquake, the current one sure would. Hinata could've sworn the studio was shaking. "First up is Will of Fire!"
Naruto jumped down to the lower level where he was at the same level as the fans – it was also where the instruments were placed, within the fence so that girls wouldn't flood in to harass them. He took his stand up front and picked up a guitar. Next were Kiba and Shikamaru grabbing a guitar and bass guitar respectively, then finally Konohamaru sat in the drummer's seat.
"I'm sure everyone knows this song!" Konohamaru counted everyone in. As Naruto began, holding the mike – he wasn't lead guitar so he wasn't too worried about playing just yet. "Another day is going by I'm thinking about you all the time. But you're out there, and I'm here waiting"
This was special to Naruto. It was a song he himself wrote personally about his father to his mother. Minato Namikaze had many crazy stories about him and his wife, and it was during those times where Naruto got to hear stories of his late mother that really brought him joy – though it just brought more pain after when his father wasn't around as he let his hatred for the Uchiha scum build up inside of him. "And I wrote this letter in my head, 'cause so many things were left unsaid. But now you're gone, and I can't think straight. This could be the one last chance to make you understand."
Naruto missed his mother dearly. If he could, he would cry, but he couldn't in front of everyone. "I'd do anything just to hold you in my arms, to try to make you laugh 'cause somehow I can't put you in the past. I'd do anything just to fall asleep with you. Will you remember me? 'Cause I know I won't forget you."
Fan girls held their mouths feeling the emotion in his voice, some even shed tears for him. Normally, the song wasn't something really emotional and rather they heard and imagined him singing it to them. Hearing him sing the song live was completely different. "Together we broke all the rules dreaming of dropping out of school, and leave this place to never come back. So now maybe after all these years, if you miss me have no fear. I'll be here, I'll be waiting."
The fans waited for Naruto to finish the yeah and joined him for the chorus.
"This could be the one last chance to make you understand, and I just can't let you leave me once again. I'd do anything just to hold you in my arms, to try to make you laugh 'cause somehow I can't put you in the past. I'd do anything just to fall asleep with you. Will you remember me? 'Cause I know I won't forget you."
Kiba joined in for backup vocals for the next part. "I close my eyes, and all I see is you."
Naruto continued. "I close my eyes, I try to sleep, I can't forget you."
"Nanana"
"And I'd do anything for you"
"Nanana…"
"I'd do anything, just to hold you in my arms, to try to make you laugh 'cause somehow I can't put you in the past. I'd do anything just to fall asleep with you. Will you remember me? 'Cause I know I won't forget you."
The crowd joined in once more to finish the song, singing the lyrics after I'd do anything – or really whenever the energetic blonde would point to them. "I'd do anything, to fall asleep with you. I'd do anything, there's nothing I won't do. I'd Do Anything, to fall asleep with you. I'd do anything 'cause I know I won't forget you."
"Thank you. That was I'd Do Anything written by our very own, Naruto Uzumaki." Shikamaru said lazily into the microphone. "Next will be The Great Escape followed by Untitled then finally Chemicals Collide."
Naruto couldn't help but notice the girl right before him who somewhat reminded him of his mother. Perhaps it was because she was so energetic or maybe because her hair wasn't so far from his mother's. Pink hair was unique after all, so it was hard not to notice her – especially with those bright green eyes glued to him.
Once it was Caged's turn to perform, the pushing began. The girls wanted so bad to touch the man voted Most Desirable Man in the Fire Country. Sasuke Uchiha's toned biceps, chest and abdominals were showing rather well through his tight black V-neck. He took his place in front of a keyboard – he would let Neji handle all the guitar parts since he wanted to focus on singing…and seducing the crowd.
So maybe, just maybe, Sasuke purposely wore a shirt that would make him look like sex on legs so that he could show up his rival who came close to first place for his title as most desirable man. So maybe, just maybe, Sasuke had purposely gotten his fellow Caged members to dress like they were ready to casually seduce some ladies. And yeah maybe, just maybe, Sasuke was being a little man whore to get more attention. It was only fair, wasn't it? If Will of Fire got the emotional edge, why couldn't Caged steal the sexy bad boys edge?
Neji had thought he was going crazy the first time he thought he saw Hinata; let alone see her as a blonde. But then the girl introduced herself as Shion. He was sure his cousin had turned out for the worst after she was disowned by her father, and yet there she was dead center in front of them between a pink haired woman and the blonde who had called out to Uzumaki earlier. There was no doubt it was her – he would recognize her anywhere with her crazy resemblance to her mother. And she looked…like she was doing well. A pleasant surprise he supposed after all the shit that had went down in his life. Thinking back on it, he'd rather not acknowledge her as his cousin if it meant that would happen again.
Taking note of his band mate's stare, Sai picked up his bass guitar and followed the long haired male's gaze to a girl he swore was a blonde in the back earlier. Sai was sure he was confused at the moment. He was never too good with his own emotions; emotions in general actually. Not even during Naruto's performance of I'd Do Anything. He knew exactly what it was about and he supposed he felt…remorse…for the guy's mother but he couldn't be too sure if he really felt at all.
Girls all around screamed their lungs out when Gaara stayed standing, giving the crowd a smirk and taking off his old black tank top. His strong naked torso had sent a good few girls falling over into friends and strangers. Sakura and Ino shook Hinata who was staring wide eyed, which didn't go unnoticed to Gaara – or Neji. So maybe, just maybe, Gaara was Caged's very own sex fiend who tied at second for most desirable man with Naruto – maybe exactly.
His deep voice was going to knock Hinata out soon, and it was then and there that Sakura and Ino realized why she loved the redhead so much. They had been so focussed on Sasuke that neither had even noticed the others – not that they didn't love them too, they were just particularly focused on the way Sasuke's biceps flexed whenever he went to pick up his mike or guitar.
"For our first song, we'll be performing…" Gaara stalled, eyeing the audience with his dreamy green eyes. "Animal."
That drove every girl off the edge – the male fans came prepared with tissues for their nosebleeds, but weren't prepared for Gaara's little pre-show. He looked over to Hinata who was clenching the fence so tightly that the already pale skin around her knuckles grew whiter. She looked like Neji, and from his knowledge on Neji, he guessed that he'd annoy the life out of him if he just…
Hinata just about fainted when Gaara threw his shirt at her. If Animal wasn't one of her favourite songs by Caged, she really would have but she couldn't miss the chance to hear it live right in front of her. She owed Deidara big time.
Sasuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Fan girls were all alike – girls were all alike. He cleared his voice and waited for his cue, and when it came, so did the girls upon hearing Sasuke's absolutely orgasmic voice. "Baby girl I'm not quite human, and I'm not quite a machine. So I guess that leaves you staring at something that's somewhere in between. Yeah, I'm another, hungry lover, but I was born a different breed. I can shake you, but then I'll break you, and baby sweat is guaranteed." Sasuke took the helm of his shirt and pulled it up to tease the audience.
"I wish I could give you my love and my soul, but inside my chest there is nobody home." There was no lie there. He wasn't sure why every girl insisted that they could change him. He didn't even get girlfriends really. It's like if you fuck a chick she thinks you're bound to her forever.
"My heart may be missing, but my hands will make up for it. Don't think this is innocent; I'll sink my teeth right into it. My eyes and my mouth agree, you'll be coming home with me. 'Cause girl you know, 'cause girl you know. 'Cause girl you know, I'm an animal. Animal! I'm just an animal. Animal!" Being the oh so observant man that he is, Sasuke couldn't help but notice the intense stare he was getting from a certain lavender eyed girl that he thought had eyes for Naruto – or maybe that was another girl…he was sure she was blonde when she spoke up…
"Girl you locked the door behind you, when you walked into my room. And your eyes have got me thinking that maybe there's a different side of you. 'Cause when I'm attacking, your nails are scratching, So I wonder could it be – that when your clothes fall to your feet, you could be an animal like me." Alright, it was the truth that Sasuke couldn't get the crowd to sing along as well as Naruto could – he would never voice this confession but he knew it and he didn't deny it. But he had one up on the blonde when it came to capturing their attention with just his movements. Yeah, being a man whore, Uchiha. Sasuke mentally kicked himself for calling himself a man whore – that title rightfully belonged to the redheaded drummer.
"I wish I could give you my love and my soul, but inside my chest there is nobody home. My heart may be missing, but my hands will make up for it. Don't think this is innocent; I'll sink my teeth right into it. My eyes and my mouth agree, you'll be coming home with me. 'Cause girl you know, 'cause girl you know. 'Cause girl you know, I'm an animal. Animal! I'm just an animal. Animal!"
Every time he tried to get the girls to say Animal with him they'd give incoherent screams so he gave up on that. He provided enough fan service that he wouldn't even need to get them engaged and interactive. He however couldn't help but be captivated by the indigo haired girl right in front of him. It couldn't be that for once, it was Sasuke Uchiha being seduced – she literally wasn't even trying! Impossible. He refused to believe it, and so planned a counterattack.
He approached the shaking girl, how he really did want to stroke her bottom lip that she currently had captive under her teeth. "Crawling on your hands and knees slowly, over to me, reach out to touch my face. Anticipation. Push me up against the wall, whispers and nicks and all these tricks you try and pull." He was directly in front of her now, their faces inches apart before he sang the last word of the bridge with a smirk. "Manipulation!"
Jealousy was an understatement for what everyone felt. This random girl who happened to have the best seat in the house just got Gaara's shirt, and the undivided attention of Sasuke Uchiha during the sexiest part of the whole damn song! If they weren't so hypnotized by the way they played their instruments in the instrumental bit, they were sure they'd be glaring daggers into the back of the poor girl's head.
"My heart may be missing, but my hands will make up for it. Don't think this is innocent; I'll sink my teeth right into it. My eyes and my mouth agree, you'll be coming home with me. 'Cause girl you know, 'cause girl you know. 'Cause girl you know, I'm an animal! Animal! I'm just an animal! Animal!"
The urge to scream out string after string of obscenities was difficult to supress. Of all the things to pull, these whorish bastards decide to appeal to the crowd by, well, being whorish bastards. Naruto wasn't the only one feeling this way in the band, but of course he was the more obvious one.
No. She was allowed to date any other musician but Sasuke Uchiha, and Gaara Sabaku – oh, and Shikamaru Nara but the guy was far from Hinata's type from what he could observe. Neji Hyuga was not pleased. He was but wasn't – was at the success of Sasuke's plan, but not because they basically raped his cousin with their eyes.
Sai gave one of his fake smiles and introduced their next songs; 321, High Hopes in Velvet Ropes, and Don't Talk to Strangers. More clothes removed, and Sasuke found himself without a shirt and belt, same with Gaara, Sai removed his shirt – though really it wasn't much of a shirt, he liked to wear crop tops luckily for girls – and Neji just a hair tie. He would not flaunt anything, he refused – not because he was modest or anything; with a superiority complex like Neji's, he just thought he was too good for them.
It was official. They would make the front cover of the newspapers tomorrow morning. Sasuke could picture it already. Caged frees themselves…of their clothes. Kakashi was either going to kill him or love him for this. The latter was unlikely.
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"Nata, please, please, PLEASE let me have Sasuke's belt!" Ino begged before Sakura could even cut in, Hinata passed her best friend the black leather belt. "Sakura, did you see the way Naruto was staring at you?"
Sakura looked at her friend curiously and let her eyes wander to the belt the blonde was clinging to. "No, not really to be honest. Did you notice how Sasuke basically face raped Hianta?"
Ino squealed and hopped around in happiness. "Nata, you're so fucking lucky! You got everyone's attention!"
Hinata sighed. "If this is broadcasted – and it definitely will be – Deidara is never going to let it go. I'll be in debt to him forever." She thence clung to Gaara's shirt. "My best friend will be the photocopier, but my lover will be this shirt!"
The friends giggled all the way to Ino and Hinata's apartment, but Sakura couldn't help but feel that hint of resentment for her friend who had captivated her beloved Sasuke's attention.
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Songs:
Will of Fire – I'd Do Anything & Untitled (Simple Plan) / The Great Escape & Chemicals Collide (Boys Like Girls)
Caged – Animal & High Hopes in Velvet Ropes (The Cab) / 321 & Don't Talk to Strangers (Hedley)
