Vriska likes to think that she's cool.

The kind of girl who never backs down from a fight.

The kind of girl everyone's scared of.

The kind of girl who wears black leather and has a boyfriend higher than her on the hemospectrum, who does everything she says. That's what she likes to think.

Feferi knows different.

Feferi knows that Vriska is pretty lame.

She won't back down from a troll, sure. But Vriska turns into mush if she so much as sees a hopbeast.

She may have a few trolls scared of her, yes. But Feferi has seen her asleep, with a gentle smile on her face, all snuggled up to Fef's own stomach.

Vriska might want a boyfriend higher than her who listens to her, and she might want to wear black leather. But Feferi knows that Vriska likes to wear white dresses and seashells when no one's around, and her matesprit? Well, her matesprit may be higher than her on the hemospectrum.

But no one tells Feferi Peixes what to do.

Especially not Vriska Serket.