This is one of those stories that has a terrible twist at the end. But we'll get to that in a minute. First, let's begin by focusing on Captain Hook. A very unknown fact about Captain Hook was that he loved to make and sell soap. But he ran out of lye and when he ordered Mr. Smee to get him some more, well, the doofus first mate came back with a bucket of limes instead. When life gives you limes, you make pie. And that's just what Captain Hook did.

After rolling out the dough, pouring in the fixin's, and using his hook to make some steam holes, Captain Hook tossed that bad boy into the Smee-fired stove and cooked it good. He had to since he was all out of Smees after this one. When the pie was done, Captain Hook gave it a final inspection. Heavenly smell? Check. Crispy crust? Check. Notable flourish? No check. Damn, what could he do to make his lime pie stand out above the rest? And then a stroke of genius hit him! Or maybe just a stroke. He blacked out for a bit so it's hard to tell. But when he came to, Captain Hook immediately got on the smoke signals (using what was left of Smee) and called for a delivery.

Within 4-6 hours, Roo parachuted onto the Jolly Roger and traded the Keyblade to Captain Hook in exchange for a Pooh stick. Captain Hook stuck the Keyblade into his lime pie thereby making it a key lime pie and viola! He cut up some slices and offered some to Roo. The two sat by the sea eating their key lime pie until it was time for Roo to make his mandatory delivery to the Fellowship of the Pooh. He put his parachute back on, but realized it was twisted funny so it couldn't be used again. Captain Hook offered Roo the use of his private jet ski, which was awesome and fun.

The end.