Hello there fellow Jarida shippers,
tis I Dark Lord, I'm not Voldemort or Darth Vader, sadly. It would be like amazing to wake up and find myself as Voldemort of Darth Vader. Anywho, my account name was originally xlostxbunnyx but...
story time.
One day i logged on to my fanfic account to find all my stories deleted, and my account name saying something like User564930 so i tried to reset my name but it just said, and i kid you not,
Name unavailable, sorry this name is already taken. Or some dumb excuse. So i have kinda re-vamped my account. So any way, on with the story.
Disclaimer. I own this story. Not Disney, or Pixar, or Dreamworks (though i do want to be an Animator for one of them preferably Disney cause imagine having the bragging right for Frozen though don't hold me at that)
This story is for Jarida shipper but I will be shipping Hiccunzel, also Elsa from Frozen. Yeh hi all you Jelsa shippers i will be portraying Elsa as a bad guy and don't get me wrong Frozen is a good film (i may find it annoying but it is successful so kudos to you Disney) but i may be bashing Elsa a bit.
"That is the final straw. That is it!" Fumed Phill. "How can I work professionally if I'm surrounded by Cretins!"
"Calm down Phil, we'll find some to replace her." Said Aster, the head producer, soothingly. Phill a short man with a goatee and the main director of the movie he was currently working on, was in a worse temper than usual one of his main characters had just quit. Phill had a reputation around Hollywood for his temper tantrums.
"No, she was irreplaceable," snapped Phill massaging his forehead. His celebrity female lead had just quit and he didn't know what to do.
"Look we still have Jackson, think about it. Imagine all the publicity we'd get if we introduced a new face to the hollywood scene." Reasoned Aster.
"Hmm." Said Phill thinking things through, "fine, we hold auditions tomorrow. We now have to reshoot all the scenes with 'her' in. Tell Jackson to be there." As well as having a nasty temper Phill was also really superstitious. To him mentioning the name of an actor who had quit was like ripping up a four leafed clover.
"Ok, thanks Phill." Said Aster, glad that the short-tempered man had calmed down. "I won't let you down, I'll go and put the word out. Maybe we could get some local girls to audition." The film was being shot in the quite country town of Summerleaze Lake. It was a big town, not big enough to be a city but not small enough to be a village. It was a place of serenity cast by Lake Summerleaze. The population ranked over 7,500 which was quite allot. The film crew, set and dozens of trailers where met with mixed emotions. The local teens where very excited about an up and coming hit film. The teens mood contradicted the elders mood. There where around 3 different schools throughout Summerleaze Lake and even then, just less then a majority of the 4-18year old population went to schools out of town. Plenty of teenaged girls who are aspiring actresses. Aster smiled to him self, things where looking up.
Suddenly Phill's PA (intern) came up to the pair, "Mr. Satyr, Mr. Bunnymund. Jackson is ready for the photo-shoot, hair and make up want to know where Miss Arendelle is." Unfortunately for the PA news of Elsa Arendelle suddenly quitting the movie hadn't reached her ears.
Well that did it for Philoctetes Satyr, and with that Phill exploded,
"DON'T SAY HER NAME, AND LET IT BE KNOWN THAT SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED HAS LEFT US FOR SO CALLED 'GREATER CAUSES' AND THEN YOU'RE FIRED!"
Screamed Phill making everyone on set wince and feel a pang of pity for the unfortunate ex-PA.
"Aster." Said Phill breathing in and out, "You are then only person out of this whole incompetent cast and crew who can do a half decent job around here, find me a new actress and a new PA." Phill exhaled exasperatedly before exiting, probably to go and take some aspirin. Out of the corner of his eye Aster caught sight of a shock of white hair and a smug grin.
"Hey Aster." Said Jack (Jackson Overland, A-lister, childhood fame, potential male model, subject of many teenaged girls fantasies, etc etc). He had high cheek bones, a chiseled chin and stark white hair. It was his trademark feature. The smirking boy was the male lead of the film. Aster remembered how he had come to Summerleaze lake with quiet reluctance. He was definitely a city boy. Not suited for the great outdoors. Despite his sudden rise to fame at the tender age of 16 he was still rather down to earth as far as most celebrities are taken in to consideration.
"We need to talk," said Aster suddenly remembering something he needed to talk to the boy about the new script and Aster suspected that there was a mole on the crew who was giving details of the ongoing around the set to see if anything particularly juicy was happening. He suspected that they would be interested in Jacks 'love life' and Aster knew that rumours had been surfacing about Jackson Overland dating his co-star Elsa Arendelle.
"Ok, I'm listening." Said Jack shoving his hands in his hoodie pocket.
"In your trailer, later I'll pop round, but firstly you have to go and see hair and make up." Aster replied he didn't want anyone overhearing his theories.
"'kay, see you then."
Aster left the set to go and find Phill, and more importantly the aspirin.
Ok so this chapter kind sucks and i haven't introduced the rest of the big four yet but the will come in the next chapter
please review cause if you have/had your own fanfic story you know it means the world to have reviews. Also if your not sure about anything tell me in a review and i will explain in the next chapter.
-Dark Lord
