The Young One

Prologue -Supper

Yes!

I am Seth Cohen's sister. Oh, you know who he is. Yes, he is the gay little geek whose boyfriend is the hot criminal. How dare you stereotype my brother! Oh sorry, I got off subject. Like brother, like sister.

Anyway, so…

"Ramona how was school?"

"Wonder-diddly-ful,"

"That's good,"

That's my mother, Kristen Cohen.

Rich beautiful, and

Smart!

Three things that don't go together. Mean, I know, but I am nothing like my mother, smart, I can't deny that, but I' m not beautiful. I'm also not rich; it's my parents' money.

"Ramey, game night, Halo 2, 11:05, you in?" Seth whispers as he passes me the soy sauce.

"Is Ryan hot?"

"I really wouldn't know, I'm straight,"

"And my ass is the Queen of England,"

"Wow, your ass runs a country, those Brits are doomed to hell. So, are you in?"

"Course,"

And that's Seth, but you said you knew him. I'm soo glad he is back from Portland and Ryan is back from Chino. I was getting lonely 'cept for the sweaty worker dudes fixing the house.

I bet you're wondering how those two got together.

I mean Ryan Atwood-straight as an arrow, and Seth Cohen-well, not so much.

I always knew they loved each other. I mean total sexual tension. Anyway, when they came back form Portland, and we found out Teresa's baby died; Seth seemed to be helping him out.

Until, one night they "got together".

Bet you wouldn't know Seth dominates and Ryan is a squealer, God why is my room next to Seth's. Only in America!

Sorry, there I go again.

So, about a week later they came out to Mom and Dad…

"Honey, you gonna eat your take out?"

"Dad, she's having a "conversation" in her mind, don't bother her,"

"Am not, Seth,"

How the hell does he know? Okay, well when they came out Mom choked on her Chef Salad, and Dad's eyebrows did a weird mating dance. It's not that they were mad, it's that they were…um…shocked Ryan was gay. You know, in fact that's what shocked everyone, hmm. Then because of their gayness Marisa and summer hate us (I don't get that, they sleep with everything that moves, how should they pass judgment).

"Come on Ramey,"

I remember before Ryan came, Seth and I used to be depressed, well more him than me.

Come to think of it, Seth didn't even have any friends or girlfriends/boyfriends before Ryan.

Very sad isn't it?

Except in 9th Grade, some dude paid Luke to act like Seth friend then beat him up.

Yeah, then that rumor got around saying he was a pussy who was a big fag.

But that end the end, became true so…

Sorry kinda got off subject, must have got to take my ridelin.

Man, Ryan was good for us though, I really thank him for that.

So how is it. I really tried. So review or e-mail me at