Deadpool and Hawkeye
The A.I.M. Soldier was making his way down the hallway where Hawkeye and Deadpool were trying to access the information from the computer in the room. Deadpool put his hand to his chin and rubbed his chin as he thought of what he could do. He then looked at his hand and said, "Ok, time to get dirtier then Adam Sandler's porno." Deadpool looked at his waist where the glowing button laid against him.
His hand reached down and touched the button pushing it down as the devilish smile appeared on Deadpool's face once again. His body disappeared into thin air and quicker than a millisecond he appeared behind the A.I.M. soldier. His arms squeezing the Soldier tightly. "Hold on! Wait! I'm squeezing the guy. Doesn't that sound a little bit on the La-La side?" What Deadpool didn't know was that he was going to have incapacitate the Soldier somehow. "Now that's more like it!"
Deadpool swiftly pulled out his sword. "Deadpool, going for the kill!" He raised his sword up above his head. The Soldier quickly fell to the ground lifelessly. "Umm…wow. Soldiers these days got no guts and honor. Oh well." He grabbed the Soldiers leg and dragged him into the room that Hawkeye was in.
"So what Hawkeye? You ready to fly or you still I. your fan girls?" Hawkeye looked back and glared at him as he answered. "No, not yet. I'm clearing out the data now. Should only take about five more minuets." Deadpool sighed and slid his hands into his pockets as he walked around the room. He then found a closet and opened it. His eyes watered up as he said to himself. "So…beautiful." He was staring a bazooka right in the front end.
He reached twords the Bazooka as his hand crossed the invisible laser detectors. A siren went off with a screaming whine that alerted everyone in the Omega Base. Deadpool quickly grabbed the Bazooka and looked at Hawkeye. Hawkeye looked back at him and yelled, "Let's get outta here! Teleport us now!" Deadpool took Hawkeye's arm and pushed the button on his waist as they disapeared. They reapeared outside the base plummiting to the ground. They both looked at what was their ultimate dimise.
Deadpool sighed and grabbed Hawkeye and twisted so Deadpool was underneath him. Hawkeye looked at him and widened his eyes. "You don't have to do..." Deadpool interupted. "I need to." Deadpool and Hawkeye hit the ground. Deadpool shattering his bones on impact and dying. Hawkeye was unharmed by the cushioning body of Deadpool. He got up and looked down at him. "He could have just teleported back to the ground. Hm, wonder how long it takes his healing factor to kick in. Better take him to the hospital."
Seven hours later, Deadpool awoke in a hospital bed. His body fully healed thanks to his increased healing factor. He looked around and saw his costume on the door. He then looked at the meal tray next to him. A folded note was on the tray. Deadpool picked it up and read it. The note read, "I know what you have done and you will pay for it." The note was singed by Norman Osborn. Deadpool smiled as he slid out of his bed. He walked over and as he slid his mask on he uttered. "Come and get me Normie."
