Waahh I don't own Batman or Jason! But I pwn all. ;)

Jason was not good at this. He could pick any lock, but this, this was bad. "Um…There there?" he tried. What was he supposed to say to comfort a crying woman? "What ever it is it can't be that bad" Jason was out of ideas she had been crying for hours. All Jason knew was, she came home sobbing, ran into her room and has been lying on her bed sobbing for, he checks his watch , two hours. what am I supposed to do? I don't even know why she's crying. After another fifteen minutes Sam raised her head to look at Jason who was sitting on the side of her bed patting her on the shoulder. "Jason do you think I'm ugly?" .That's what this is all about! "No of course not. Why would you say that?". She grabbed his shirt crying harder than before. Great now he was a human tissue. After a little while she calmed her self enough to talk "Well I was dating this guy." "Paul?" "Yeah him he said he loved me so I showed him my eyes and.." . She broke off into renewed sobs. Well that explains a lot. The jerk said some thing about her eyes why the little… Jason's thought was cut off by Sam looking at him. "Look Sam the color of your eyes is one of the most beautiful things about you. There are what. Five so called normal colors and the varying shades, but there are always two alike. But you are unique. You're special,". Sam hugged him and said in a much stronger voice "Thank you Jason. For this I'll cook dinner." . Jason perked up instantly "And did I mention your cooking?". Sam stood and playfully swatted him in the back of the head "Flattery will only get you so far," . After eating dinner and watching a movie Sam went to bed and Jason went out as Red Hood. Putting on his signature hood he checked the address he had found in Sam's room. There was a certain scumbag due to be castrated. The next morning Jason woke to find Sam staring at him " AH! Why are you staring at me?". Sam was kneeling on the side of his bed eyes sparkling with glee. "Did you hear? Paul's place got torched! And the best part is he was castrated before the fire! He survived, but he's going to be miserable for a long time!". She practically danced out of his room. A moment later she stuck her head into the room "Hey Jay where's the flour? I'm going to make pancakes," "It's in the cabinet with the C-4," Jason replied. She walked away muttering "It all becomes so clear". Jason laid back down So he survived. What is he a cockroach or something. Jason smiled. He'd better go make sure she didn't forget she was cooking.