The Interviews
Hey y'all! The Devil Deity here. I decided to do a few of The Interviews so that I get through more of my numerous Fanfics quicker. The Interviews is merely a side-story and I am in no way big-headed. I only put me in this story because I needed to interview the candidates. Anyhoo here we go!
10:00 AM
"OK, this is The Devil Deity starting interviews Monday 22nd." I said, talking into the recorder. "OK first interview is a Pikachu. Come in!" The door opened, and in came a yellow rodent. My co-worker, Kenrai, proceeded to kick the rat several times before I told him that we were NOT being attacked by The Annoyance Clan and this was an applicant.
"Oh…. sorry." Kenrai's said, sinking into his chair. I knew very well he longed to kill the rodent.
"Pika!" I looked amazed.
"What?"
"PIKA!" The rat asked. I sighed. Ten minutes into this and I was dreading the next applicant.
"Someone get a translator!" I called. A few minutes a creepy guy with specks came into the room.
"What's he saying?" the man listened to the pokemon's squeaks.
"It says it's OK."
"Good. Then we-" I stopped as I saw Kenrai's knuckles were pure white. He was struggling to not kick the animal to death.
"We can begin." The animal nodded. I leaned on the desk
"Why do you want a part in Back from the Dead?" The rodent stood on its toes and punctuated a few crude sentences in 'Pika's' and 'Pikachu's'. The translator spoke.
"It says its games have gone down the tubes since all you did was catch Pokemon. It needs a decent role." I nodded. Kenrai mumbled under his breath:
"No bloody wonder."
"What?" I asked.
"Nothing." This time Kenrai spoke in my stead.
"If you WERE to get a part in Back from the Dead, what would you want in return?" This question would be important, since I was on a tight budget. The usual line of 'Pika's' came.
"He says he want a barrel of Malt to drink." Kenrai fell of his chair, and I struggled to remain cordial.
"Ever since Fire-Red and Leaf-Green flopped in the gaming market, he says he became an alcoholic." Added the translator. I considered letting a rat in. but then I realized the rest of the cast would walk out before acting with a thing this annoying. Finally I gave the verdict:
"Sorry Pikachu. I must deny your application." Pikachu sighed sadly before leaving along with the translator. As soon as the door closed Kenrai punched me on the arm. I rubbed as he yelled:
"Why couldn't I kill him!" I dismissed his question and yelled:
"NEXT!"
I know this is short but most of these will be anyway. Read& Review!
