Frodo Got High

I was gonna take the ring until I got high

I was gonna bring it to Mt. Doom but then I got high

Now I'm no where near Mordor and I know why

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

I was gonna defeat the Nine before I got high

I coulda beaten them and I coulda won before I got high

I'm off to Mordor now and I know why

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

I finally got away from the Nine but I'm still high

I just went up and ran away but I'm still high

Now everyone's angry with me and I know why

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

I wasn't gonna run away but I got high

I was gonna go with them to Mordor but then I got high

Now I'm all alone and I know why

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

I was gonna go alone to Mordor but I got high

I was gonna save the ring from Boromir but I got high

Now it's off to Gondor and I know why

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

I messed up the plot of book three cause I got high

I lost the ring and power cause I got high

Now Sauron's gonna take over and I know why

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

Cause I got high

I'm gonna stop being the good guy because I'm high

Me and Gollum are gonna live together cause we're high

And if we live life dwelling on the ring I'll know why

Cause I'm high

Cause I'm high

Cause I'm high