Ok, I got this idea on the way home from Volleyball practice yesterday, and the little voice in my head WOULD NOT SHUT UP so I decided to listen and this happened. I DIDN'T MAKE UP THE TITLE!!! Actually I got it from Mischievia SamanthaFenton (hope that's ok with you, if it's not, I'll change it). Any who, read and review (HA that rimed!).

"Now class," said Mr. Crocker, "as you know, Halloween is coming up. And you know what's really scary?"

"Um…my grandma's feet?" asked Timmy.

"The fact that you still live with your mom?" asked Kelsey.

"My dad's home cooking?" asked Chester.

"No…the 5,000 word essay that I'm going to assign you!"

A groan went through the class as the bell rang. One by one the students filled out into the crowded hallway.

"Man this stinks!" said Kelsey.

"I'm just not gonna do it," said Timmy.

"But Crocker'll give you an F," said Kelsey.

"So? It's not like I don't get them every day!"

"Hmm…good point."

****

Lucinda and Wanda were together in Fairy World, having lunch and talking like all women do.

"You know, I can't remember the last time Kelsey and I really…bonded," said Lucinda thoughtfully.

"What?" asked Wanda, almost choking on her drink.

"Ya I know!"

"Well…" said Wanda, "I was thinking about skipping going 'Trick or Treating' with the guys this year to go shopping…maybe you could come with Kelsey!"

Lucinda beamed.

"That's a wonderful idea!" cried Lucinda happily. "I can't even remember the last time Kelsey's gone shopping!"

****

Kelsey just walked into her room when Lucinda poofed up in front of her. Johnny was happily munching on a candy bar behind them on Kelsey's bed.

"Oh hey Lucinda."

"Guess what honey?"

"…What?"

"We're skipping Halloween this year so we can go shopping in Fairy World with Wanda!"

Kelsey's jaw dropped in horror.

"Isn't that great?!"

Johnny choked on his candy bar and fell backwards laughing.