This is a story about a man's resolve.

Chapter 1

Kamina had seen what he thought was the end of it all, and wished Simone good luck.

This is the end… Kamina's last thoughts before his head stooped in the mighty Gurren.

"Next!" said the great King Yenma.

Kamina walked very slowly to the mighty desk and looked at all the poofy clouds around him. "Uh…." Kamina could not think of what was going on at all.

"I said NEXT!" bellowed the mighty king, "Kamina!?"

Kamina stares at the mahogany desk. What the hell? Is this…heaven? I can't be here! I don't deserve it! I gotta ditch whoever that voice is. Kamina darts towards the giant opening only to be stopped by a dark figure with white flowing robes.

"Calm yo'self slut," the booming voice said, "you've been given a second chance and you already wanna fuck dat up?"

Kamina in a fit of rage, shouts, "WHO THE HELL DO THINK I AM!? I AM KAMINA! THE ONE WHO WILL PIERCE THROUGH THE HEAVENS!"

The dark man punched Kamina square in the nose and then lifted him back up to shout in his face, "Put a shirt on! You makin' the rest of us look like fat-asses!"

Kamina swatted the dark man's hands from him and put his dukes up. "COME ON MAN! I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS!"

The dark man pointed and yelled, "You a ghost too FOO!"

"NO I'M NOT!"

"FOO GET AHOLD O' YO SELF! Shut up and listen while I explain you a thing! First of all, the name is Garterbelt. "

Kamina snickered a bit before looking at the mahogany desk once again.

"Now listen to the big red man Lord Yenma." Garterbelt said pointing to the desk.

King Yenma stepped aside from his mighty desk and bellowed in his loud voice "Young man, you have been granted a second chance."

Garterbelt interjected, "Yeah so don't fuck it up this time."

King Yenma continued, "You have been chosen by the almighty legs to save the multiverse of which we live ever so peacefully in."

"The fuck?! What are you even talking about?" Kamina said obviously confused.

Garterbelt pulled down a spreadsheet and grabbed a pointer, "You see, a huge group of the multiverse's most badassed mother fuckers to destroy the multiverse. We must assemble our own badass team of badass badasses in order to equal this problem out. You follow?"

Kamina says dumbfounded, "Uh….." What is he talking about? Multiverse? Badass badasses? Where the fuck am I?

Garterbelt slapped him in the chest and said, "Too bad dumbass! You on this mission whether you want to or not, so shut up and pay attention!"

A phone booth with a red antenna appeared in front of Kamina. Yenma spoke, "This will be your way of transportation brought to you by Bill Esqiure and Theodore Logan."

Garterbelt shoved Kamina into the booth and chanted, "Go forth and Kamina and save these worlds."

"You have to go too Garterbelt." As Yenma shoved Garterbelt into the booth and knocked it out of heaven.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Garterbelt screamed as Kamina and he flew through the clouds of heaven.

Kamina was scrunched up against a corner in the booth whilst it flew. I don't believe any of this!

"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Oh, I forgot you were there. Alright, so we about to land this thing. I dunno how but we gon' do it!" Garterbelt said holding the small wall behind him in the booth.

The booth picked up speed and swirled down to the earth below. Directly underneath was the Tenkaichi tournament being held and a small girl was fighting a big husky fellow. The booth smashed the big guy into the stadium.

"Videl! Get off the stadium!" a voice shouted.

To be continued…