Just something that started out as a way to beat boredom during Film class that escalated into a chapter story. While only two characters show up in this chapter, I can assure you that more pop up as the story moves along.

Things you should know: Human names are used (but with descriptions on who the characters are) and there will be swearing innuedos in future chapters. By pairing neutral I mean that there are no set pairings, but I did give hints to quite a few of them so you can choose to see them or not.

Disclaimer: The plot is of my own creation, but the characters are not.

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Once upon a time, there was a magical land where creatures of all sorts walked. Unicorns, fawns, elves and fairies all lived in harmony among the wildflowers. Frolicking among them was a blond haired man in a toga with large eyebrows. This is the hidden kingdom of the fairy king Arthur Kirkland.

He pranced and danced with his magical friends under the starry night sky. Just as "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls came on, the clock tower struck six in the evening. Arthur stopped mid-dance. "I'm sorry, my loyal subjects, but I have dinner with a ridiculous American to attend. Pip pip, cheerio!" With a wave of his wand, he was gone.

Arthur popped back into his house in a cloud of sparkling dust. No longer in his toga and crown, he straightened his tie and looked around. He had prepared and cleared the room ahead of time and all he had to do was cook the dinner.

"On to the kitchen then, chaps!" he said to himself. Soon all was ready. The lavishly furnished room was clean and pristine and a small round table set for two was at the center. The soft glow from candles lent the room their light. A fantastic meal of Shepherd's Pie and fish & chips were laid out at the table. It was perfect.

Satisfied with a job well done, Arthur took his seat. All that was left to do was to wait for Alfred.

Two hours had passed. The dinner was cold and the candles were dimming. Still, no Alfred. Needless to say that Arthur was pretty pissed. "Where the bloody hell is he?" he cursed. "Two hours late. The prat…"

Just then the slamming of the door and footsteps echoed through the house. As they drew closer Arthur turned around ready to scold the late comer. However, it was not Alfred who peered in.

"Bonjour!" said a cheerful voice. Arthur jumped up in shock.

"What in the name of Charlie the Unicorn are you doing here?!" he yelled.

Francis pouted. "Is that any way to treat a guest?" he asked.

"I didn't invite you!" Arthur roared. "Don't just waltz in whenever you please! And what are you doing? Don't eat that!"

Ignoring the raging Brit, Francis took a bite of fish and gagged. "Ugh! This tastes horrible!"

"Oh, you think so?" Arthur asked, hiding his disappointment. But he shook his head and flared up. "Hey, you don't need to eat it anyway! I never invited you over!"

Francis, however, waved him off. "Mon cher, I do not need an invitation. Now where is your kitchen?" He walked around and began to open doors at random. Arthur followed him screaming "You can't go stomping in here and opening my doors! Are you listening?"

"Your house has so many doors." Francis said, opening a door that lead to the library. "How do you not get lost?"

As Arthur was about to forcibly drag him away, the next door opened to reveal a large closet. Inside were coats, shirts, suits, shoes, and…

"Ohoho, what is this?" Before Arthur could stop him Francis reached in and pulled out a maid's outfit. "Is this a costume? Oohlala~"

Arthur snatched it away. "None of your business."

But now Francis was searching through the rest of his clothes. He stepped inside and went in deeper, hoping to find more cute outfits in the back.

"Ahh! No! Don't go in there!" Arthur yelped, trying to drag Francis out.

"Why? Is there a cowboy outfit in here, too?" Francis shrugged him off and laughed.

Arthur was really panicking. "No, just more coats. Now out!"

Francis wasn't listening. He kept walking deeper and deeper into the closet looking for the back, dragging Arthur in with him.

But he never found the back of the closet.

"What the…?"

He found something very different instead.

[End Chapter 1]

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What's that? A cliffhanger so early on? Oh dear...