S M E X Y

By: Switz

Summary: Because Chad Dylan Cooper can pull of smexy in a way that you never knew. Until now, that is. Drabble. Slight Sonny/Chad.

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He was S M E X Y.

And he knows it. So do you.

And although he doesn't know what 'smexy' is supposedly supposed to stand for, he was the definition of smexy.

Smelling Sexy?

Yeah, Chad Dylan Cooper could totally pull that off. If he wanted.

Besides, he had his signature scent.

A cologne that he made (especially for him) that he wore at all times.

Excluding when he was showering.

But you wouldn't know that.

…Unless you're some crazy stalker person that sneaks into his house, somehow manages to get past the state-of-the-art security system and opens his bathroom door without Chad noticing you.

Hopefully, you're not a sick, demented pervert like that.

Hopefully.

(Let's just say that you'd be surprised at the amount of people trying to sneak into CDC's bathroom.)

Back to the point, though.

Chad Dylan Cooper always smelled sexy.

Smart and Sexy?

Smart? Psh, Chad was more of a child prodigy!

He got As in every single subject.

(Except for Social Studies.)

But don't ask him if he really does because he'll deny it.

Seriously.

He tried to pay of Mrs. Bitterman to give him an A in that subject.

(Rumor is, he offered her a thousand dollars.)

But it didn't work.

Mrs. Bitterman was surely a bitter woman.

But Chad was really a genius.

Along with book smarts, he also had street smarts.

I mean, he knew when someone was lying to him.

He knew when someone was a real weasel in the industry.

And he knew when someone was making fun of him.

That Chad Dylan Cooper is really brilliant.

Smooth Sexy?

Why would you even bother asking such an incredulous question?!

Of course Chad Dylan Cooper, greatest actor of our generation was smooth.

Especially when it came to women.

He was real smooth.

He was like… the epitome of smooth, to tell you the truth.

And quite frankly, Chad is very offended that you would think otherwise.

S M E X Y

So now we're back to where we began.

And let me make this clear to everyone reading this.

Chad Dylan Cooper smells sexy.

Chad Dylan Cooper is smart sexy.

And Chad Dylan Cooper is most definitely smooth sexy.

And that's why Chad Dylan Cooper was beyond shocked to find out Sonny Monroe didn't define him as smexy.

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