Naruto: Murderer in Cold Blood
Summary: When three drunk Konoha jounin try to attack Naruto, they made a fatal mistake as they unleashed the Kyuubi… not completely, but enough for the nine tailed demon to have a bad effect on the child.
Okay lets get a few things straight round here, my dear readers. I don't care about the accuracy of this story in relation to manga and anime. So I will most likely make mistakes, mostly regarding the proper Japanese names of jutsu. Fuck it, I'll just make up my own and use English versions. Naruto does not belong to me by the way.
One more thing.
This story is crap and you're just wasting your time reading it so you might as well click that little x on the top right box over there.
Ya go on.
Go on.
Still here?
Gah, you must be as stupid as… as…
The hero of this story…
Naruto!
Prologue
Konoha was a ninja village, not just any hidden ninja village.
It was the bestest village in the whole wide world!
At least that's what Naruto thought as he ran down the streets of Konoha six in the morning, a team of ANBU chasing after him.
"You can't catch me! You cant catch me! I'm gonna be the Hokage!" He started laughing madly and ran even faster, a big bright smile on his face.
The ANBU chased hard, but to them this was nothing more than an ANBU D-rank mission.
They seemed to be getting a lot of these.
Mostly because of Naruto.
The Hokage monument was completely defaced, and quite embarrassing in its new color: pink with yellow polka dots.
"Ahahahaha you can't catch me!" Naruto yelled out as he turned on a corner.
"Goddamit," muttered the lead ANBu ninja. "I hate going after the kid…"
This was a normal day in the life of Uzumaki Naruto who was currently six years old.
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"Ahahahahah you can't catch me!" Naruto yelled as he ran down the street.
"Goddamit," muttered the lead ANBu ninja. "I hate going after the kid…"
This was a normal day in the life of Uzumaki Naruto who was currently seven years old.
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"Die!" Naruto snarled as he tossed the kunai at the target boards in the Training Area 51, a fierce look of anger on his face.
And his eyes.
It had permanently changed to red.
Large canines hung down from the sides of his mouth. Ropes of saliva trailed down the sharp white teeth.
And those whisker marks…
The ANBU on watch shuddered as he watched Naruto train.
Naruto trained like this every day, every night. Barely got four hours of sleep.
Slept mostly in the Academy because he never bothered to listen.
"Goddamit," muttered the lead ANBu ninja. "I hate watching this kid…"
This was a normal day in the life of Uzumaki Naruto who was currently nine years old.
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So what happened last year, when he was eight years old to cause such a change…?
That's where our story begins.
