ShiroInu: Hello,ShiroInu here and its time for some Hojo torturing.You see, Everyone is so busy torturing the main charecters that they forget the dense and lower classed charecters and so I've decided that I would share some pain with,Who else? Hojo!
-Calls up the Director to the show InuYasha.-
"Can I borrow the charecters for a few hours? -Real sweet voice.-
Director: Eh..Sure!
-Waits a hour-
-Door slams open.-
InuYasha: Keh,Why the hell are we here?
Kagome: InuYasha! Someone wants to see us,Be nice.
Miroku: Is she a really pretty someone?..-perverted grin.-
Sango: God I hope not..-_-;
-ShiroInu busts through the house.-
ShiroInu: Hiya! ^____^ -Looks like the female version of Sesshoumaru,Minus the outfit,The weapons and dead pan expression.With long silver hair dipped in a shimmering golden color with a glossy pink looking version of InuYasha's hakama and haori.- I have a proposal for you all..
Miroku: -Kneels in front of her.- Will you bear my child?
ShiroInu: -Raises brow.- Does anyone ever?
Miroku: -Lowers head.- No..
ShiroInu: Then..^_^ Theres your answer! -Turns to the rest of them.- I suppose you've read the fanfics where Kikyou is brutally murdered by hateful fans of the show?
Kagome: -Hiding grin,Tries to look sad.- Oh yes,We have..
Sango: -Smirks.- People are smart.
InuYasha: They're..kinda mean..
Everyone: -Glare.-
-InuYasha sweatdrops and shuts up.-
Kagome: Anyways, What can we do for you?
ShiroInu: Actually..I'm willing to let you all torture someone of your own.
Miroku: Naraku?
Sango: Miroku?
InuYasha: That bastard Kouga?
Kagome: -sweatdrops and whispers.- ..My three dense friends?
Everyone: -stares in shock at Kagome.-
Kagome: -Eeps.- What?! They-uh-Get on my nerves!
ShiroInu: Rigghhhtt..-Shrugs.- Anyways, I managed to..-uh- borrow a charecter...-Quickly locks all the doors and shuts windows,Looking for lawyers.- And..Tied him in the back,In my torture chamber..
Sango: Who is -he-?
ShiroInu: -wide grin.- HOJO!
-Everyone face faults.-
InuYasha: Actually,This might be..fun. -Evil grin.-
Sango: Hes that guy who keeps trying to court Kagome?
Miroku: That lecherous boy needs to be punished.
Everyone: -sweatdrops.-
Kagome: But..hes..such a nice guy!
ShiroInu: Hes dense,Cannot get a hint and has a stash of severed heads in his freezer.
Everyone: ........
ShiroInu: -Goes all cheerful- Anyways! Your off set Kagome-chan so torturing the idiot won't damage your reputation.
Kagome:..You sure?
ShiroInu: -Nod.-
Kagome: -Pulls out a butcher knife,Cackles insanely and yells.- THEN LETS GO!
Everyone: -edges away quietly.-
ShiroInu: Anyways, Lets go! -Leads the group down the hall.-
-Unlocks a concrete door.-
-Unlocks another door,This one made of bricks.-
-Types in a secret code in which a metal door slides open and they see a nicely furnished room,And also hear screams of help.-
Sango: Gee, You'd think a Torture Chamber would be more..evil?
ShiroInu: Oh it is,This is just the lobby! -Skips cheerfully through some double doors,The others following.-
-Soon they go down a hall,Where a large room,With hooks hanging from the walls,Assorted whips,knives,guns,sharp objects,teletubby tapes and books with instructions to torture are set on metal tables and cases.-
InuYasha: Impressive..
Miroku: I sense a great evil presence here..And I like it ~_^
Sango: You should let me borrow some of this stuff, I could get payed alot better as a Demon Hunter.
Kagome: -shivers.- Who are all these people? -Notes the assorted people chained to chairs,Some watching reruns of Hamtaro,Some moaning in pain with whip marks on them.-
ShiroInu: -Glances around.- Just people I know..-Points to random person.- The cable guy,My landlord,My siblings..Assorted Anime charecters..-Points to Jaken,Who has a spiked collar on and is in a metal cage.-
InuYasha: How did you get him away from my brother?
ShiroInu: Oh shit! -Quickly calls up someone on her cell phone.-
-Ring..-
-Ring..-
Sesshoumaru: Wench get me out of here! -Holding phone upside down.-
ShiroInu: -Winks at the cast who are gaping.- Sesshy? Did the fan girls feed you?
Sesshoumaru: You will die a horrible death,I will gut you and..-Fan girls coo and giggle in the back ground before the phone goes dead.-
ShiroInu: I'll take that as a yes..-Pockets cell phone.-
InuYasha: H-how..
Kagome: My god! How did you get him?!
Miroku: Its sorcery I bet..
Sango: GET YOUR HANDS OFF! -Slap.-
ShiroInu: I have my ways,I would have you in a similar sealed up room,InuYasha but..Sadly,I don't own you.
InuYasha: But you don't own him either.
ShiroInu: Your right,Rin does,And she likes it here.
InuYasha: Then who owns me?
ShiroInu: Kagome does,Silly. -Winks at Kagome.-
Sango: How can I tie Houshi-sama to one of these..metal chair things?
ShiroInu: -Guides the unconcious monk to a metal chair,Straps his hands to the sides,And then the same with his feet and head.- Have fun.
Kagome: So where is Hojo?
ShiroInu: Eager are we? -chuckles.- Hes further down,Strapped to a chair like your monk friend there and watching reruns of the romantic moments of your show.
InuYasha and Kagome: -blush.-
-Soon they enter a rather secluded area where Hojo is sitting on a chair,Strapped down to a chair,His eyes are wide with shock and the sounds of the InuYasha show is heard.-
-On the screen is a picture of Kagome standing,The wind blowing her hair,And in her thoughts,Though heard on the TV,She says, 'I love InuYasha..' -
Kagome: -Blushes red.- Was that the one where he left me for Kikyou?
InuYasha: -Averts his gaze,Blushing too.-
ShiroInu: -shrugs.- I think, I haven't seen it yet,Hey Hojo,Look who I got! -Unstraps his head,To allow him to look around.-
Hojo: Higurashi! -He smiles.- Whats this show? Who is he? Hey..Your on that show aren't you! Whats your name again?
Everyone: -sweatdrops at the fact that hes been watching that show for Two days straight,That the show is called 'InuYasha' and InuYasha and Kagome are in every single episode.-
InuYasha: -Growls.- InuYasha,You pitiful human.
Kagome: -Is busy looking through some torture items.- Hmm..
-Suddenly screaming is heard,Loud and is calling, "INUYASHA! MY LOVE!"-
ShiroInu: That bitch! She got loose again! -Pushes everyone back and grabs a metal bat,Getting ready as Kikyou runs into the room.-
Kikyou: -All sparkly eyed dispite the dried blood on her clothes,The missing limbs,The cuts and bruises.- InuYasha! You came for me!
InuYasha: Uhhh..Kikyou?
Kagome: -Scowls under her breath.-
ShiroInu: -Fancy spin.- This is for you Kagome-chan! -SWings bat forcefully,The tip of it slamming into her gut and sending her flying.- Slaves! Tie her back up! -Cloned mini Sesshoumaru's in dog form carry her off.-
Kagome: Aww! Cute! -Looking at Sesshoumaru clones.-
InuYasha: Keh..Thats disgusting..
ShiroInu: I'm selling them on ebay.
Kagome: How much?
InuYasha: -gasps.- What! Kagome?!
ShiroInu: 1000 yen.
Kagome: -gasps.- I'll take two! -Writes out address and such on ordering form.-
InuYasha: NO! What are you thinking bitch?
Hojo: Uh..Hello?
Kagome: What else did you clone?
ShiroInu: I have my own personal Inu-chan clone! ^_^ -Whistles and a cute,Child like InuYasha toddles up cutely,Looking up at ShiroInu with wide innocent eyes.-
Inu-chan: Yess mama?
InuYasha: -jaw drops.- What the hell?! How did you do that?
Hojo: Oh neat..Hello? Anyone?
Kagome: -Tearful.- Hes so cute! -Picks up Inu-chan and snuggles him.-
Both girls: -squeal with delight when his ears flick.-
InuYasha: H-hey! What about me?
Hojo: Anyone..?
InuYasha: Oi! Wench!
Kagome: -glares at InuYasha.- Don't use foul language around Inu-chan!
ShiroInu: Yeah! You baka koinu!
InuYasha: -pins his ears back.- Kagome! You idiot hes ME!
ShiroInu: -Sends Inu-chan off.- Well,We'll see him a little later,Time for Hojo torturing!
Kagome: -Waves at Inu-chan.-
InuYasha: -Scowls and grabs Kagome.-
ShiroInu: -Drags the couple in front of Hojo.-
Kagome: -breaks down crying.- I miss him so much!
InuYasha: -Ears perk,He hesistantly hugs her.- Oi-..Don't..uh..cry!
Hojo: -Frowns.- Higurashi! I'll comfort you! HIGURASHI!
Kagome: -Sobbing in InuYasha's shoulder.-
InuYasha: -Holds Kagome gently.- There there,woman..
Hojo: HIGURASHI! I'LL COMFORT YOU!
Kagome: -Looks up at InuYasha.-
InuYasha: -Looks down at Kagome.-
-Suddenly the back ground gets all blue and purple,Sparkles fall from the sky and the song that comes on whenever theres a romantic scene on the show plays softly.-
Hojo: -stares in wonder at the sparkles.-
ShiroInu: -sobbing quietly.-
Kagome: InuYasha...
InuYasha: Kagome...-Touches the side of her face gently.-
ShiroInu: -Taping Hojo's mouth shut,Taping this moment on a video camera for Ebay.-
Hojo: Mmmphhfff! Hhgggmmffeee..-Translation 'Nooo! Higurashi...'-
Kagome: I love you,InuYasha..-Eyes all teary.-
InuYasha: I love you too.. -Leans down to kiss her lips softly with his.-
Kagome: -Cheeks flush gently,As she returns the kiss with passion.-
Hojo: -Sobbing.- Mmmmmphhhhfffff!!!! Hhhhgggmmmfeeee....
ShiroInu: -Hugging a midget,Whispering.- Beautiful..So..beautiful..-sobs.-
-Background goes to normal,The sparkles stick to people's hair and the music turns to some lusty rap song while Kagome and InuYasha make out in the middle of the floor.-
Hojo: -Tape rips off.- GOD! NO HIGURASHI! I LOVE YOU! NO!!! -SCreams with horror,Ripping off the straps of his arms and jerking around in his chair,Clawing his own eyes bloody.-
Kagome and InuYasha: -Moans.- Oh yess!
ShiroInu: -Turns off video camera and excorts the half naked couple in a nearby closet,Their moans and some thumping sounds heard.-
Hojo: HIGURASHI!!! GODDS NOOOO!!! NO! COME BACK!
ShiroInu: -Cackles evily and takes out a leather whip,Cracking it againest Hojo's body.- SHUT UP SLAVE!
Hojo: -yelps with pain.-
ShiroInu: You pathetic -crack.- dense -crack- puny -crack- human -crack- WHO HAS NO CHNACE WITH KAGOME! -crack crack crack!-
Hojo: -Starts to bleed in many places,Moaning with agony.-
ShiroInu: -Sets down whip,And takes some thick gloves,Pulling some hot tar out of the oven.- Ohh Hojjjooooo...
Hojo: -Eyes widening.- NO! PLEASE NO!
ShiroInu: -Carelessly dumps the entire jar of tar *That Rhymes!* on his chest.-
Hojo: -Screams bloody murder,Squirming and jerking in pain.- YOU BITCH!
-Silence.-
ShiroInu: -Eyes red.- Fear my..RABID DOGS! -Quickly levetates,Picks up Inu-chan and watches as a pack of drooling and rabid mutated dog things run through,And began ripping Hojo's body to pieces,Blood splurting all over the walls and screams heard.-
ShroInu: Well folks,That wasn't much Hojo Torturing but hey! We'll be torturing another charecter tommarow,So Review and make some suggestions!
Sango: -Somewhere in the house.- Oh Miroku! Your so sexy!
InuYasha and Kagome: -Moaning loudly.-
Hojo: -screaming,Gasping and being torn apart.-
Sesshoumaru: GET ME OUT OF HERE! -Fan girls tackle him.-
ShiroInu: Till next time! I'm your host,ShiroInu and if you want pain,Then we'll make it a game! See you later! -Dissapears with Inu-chan.-
Hojo: HIGURASSSSHIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Calls up the Director to the show InuYasha.-
"Can I borrow the charecters for a few hours? -Real sweet voice.-
Director: Eh..Sure!
-Waits a hour-
-Door slams open.-
InuYasha: Keh,Why the hell are we here?
Kagome: InuYasha! Someone wants to see us,Be nice.
Miroku: Is she a really pretty someone?..-perverted grin.-
Sango: God I hope not..-_-;
-ShiroInu busts through the house.-
ShiroInu: Hiya! ^____^ -Looks like the female version of Sesshoumaru,Minus the outfit,The weapons and dead pan expression.With long silver hair dipped in a shimmering golden color with a glossy pink looking version of InuYasha's hakama and haori.- I have a proposal for you all..
Miroku: -Kneels in front of her.- Will you bear my child?
ShiroInu: -Raises brow.- Does anyone ever?
Miroku: -Lowers head.- No..
ShiroInu: Then..^_^ Theres your answer! -Turns to the rest of them.- I suppose you've read the fanfics where Kikyou is brutally murdered by hateful fans of the show?
Kagome: -Hiding grin,Tries to look sad.- Oh yes,We have..
Sango: -Smirks.- People are smart.
InuYasha: They're..kinda mean..
Everyone: -Glare.-
-InuYasha sweatdrops and shuts up.-
Kagome: Anyways, What can we do for you?
ShiroInu: Actually..I'm willing to let you all torture someone of your own.
Miroku: Naraku?
Sango: Miroku?
InuYasha: That bastard Kouga?
Kagome: -sweatdrops and whispers.- ..My three dense friends?
Everyone: -stares in shock at Kagome.-
Kagome: -Eeps.- What?! They-uh-Get on my nerves!
ShiroInu: Rigghhhtt..-Shrugs.- Anyways, I managed to..-uh- borrow a charecter...-Quickly locks all the doors and shuts windows,Looking for lawyers.- And..Tied him in the back,In my torture chamber..
Sango: Who is -he-?
ShiroInu: -wide grin.- HOJO!
-Everyone face faults.-
InuYasha: Actually,This might be..fun. -Evil grin.-
Sango: Hes that guy who keeps trying to court Kagome?
Miroku: That lecherous boy needs to be punished.
Everyone: -sweatdrops.-
Kagome: But..hes..such a nice guy!
ShiroInu: Hes dense,Cannot get a hint and has a stash of severed heads in his freezer.
Everyone: ........
ShiroInu: -Goes all cheerful- Anyways! Your off set Kagome-chan so torturing the idiot won't damage your reputation.
Kagome:..You sure?
ShiroInu: -Nod.-
Kagome: -Pulls out a butcher knife,Cackles insanely and yells.- THEN LETS GO!
Everyone: -edges away quietly.-
ShiroInu: Anyways, Lets go! -Leads the group down the hall.-
-Unlocks a concrete door.-
-Unlocks another door,This one made of bricks.-
-Types in a secret code in which a metal door slides open and they see a nicely furnished room,And also hear screams of help.-
Sango: Gee, You'd think a Torture Chamber would be more..evil?
ShiroInu: Oh it is,This is just the lobby! -Skips cheerfully through some double doors,The others following.-
-Soon they go down a hall,Where a large room,With hooks hanging from the walls,Assorted whips,knives,guns,sharp objects,teletubby tapes and books with instructions to torture are set on metal tables and cases.-
InuYasha: Impressive..
Miroku: I sense a great evil presence here..And I like it ~_^
Sango: You should let me borrow some of this stuff, I could get payed alot better as a Demon Hunter.
Kagome: -shivers.- Who are all these people? -Notes the assorted people chained to chairs,Some watching reruns of Hamtaro,Some moaning in pain with whip marks on them.-
ShiroInu: -Glances around.- Just people I know..-Points to random person.- The cable guy,My landlord,My siblings..Assorted Anime charecters..-Points to Jaken,Who has a spiked collar on and is in a metal cage.-
InuYasha: How did you get him away from my brother?
ShiroInu: Oh shit! -Quickly calls up someone on her cell phone.-
-Ring..-
-Ring..-
Sesshoumaru: Wench get me out of here! -Holding phone upside down.-
ShiroInu: -Winks at the cast who are gaping.- Sesshy? Did the fan girls feed you?
Sesshoumaru: You will die a horrible death,I will gut you and..-Fan girls coo and giggle in the back ground before the phone goes dead.-
ShiroInu: I'll take that as a yes..-Pockets cell phone.-
InuYasha: H-how..
Kagome: My god! How did you get him?!
Miroku: Its sorcery I bet..
Sango: GET YOUR HANDS OFF! -Slap.-
ShiroInu: I have my ways,I would have you in a similar sealed up room,InuYasha but..Sadly,I don't own you.
InuYasha: But you don't own him either.
ShiroInu: Your right,Rin does,And she likes it here.
InuYasha: Then who owns me?
ShiroInu: Kagome does,Silly. -Winks at Kagome.-
Sango: How can I tie Houshi-sama to one of these..metal chair things?
ShiroInu: -Guides the unconcious monk to a metal chair,Straps his hands to the sides,And then the same with his feet and head.- Have fun.
Kagome: So where is Hojo?
ShiroInu: Eager are we? -chuckles.- Hes further down,Strapped to a chair like your monk friend there and watching reruns of the romantic moments of your show.
InuYasha and Kagome: -blush.-
-Soon they enter a rather secluded area where Hojo is sitting on a chair,Strapped down to a chair,His eyes are wide with shock and the sounds of the InuYasha show is heard.-
-On the screen is a picture of Kagome standing,The wind blowing her hair,And in her thoughts,Though heard on the TV,She says, 'I love InuYasha..' -
Kagome: -Blushes red.- Was that the one where he left me for Kikyou?
InuYasha: -Averts his gaze,Blushing too.-
ShiroInu: -shrugs.- I think, I haven't seen it yet,Hey Hojo,Look who I got! -Unstraps his head,To allow him to look around.-
Hojo: Higurashi! -He smiles.- Whats this show? Who is he? Hey..Your on that show aren't you! Whats your name again?
Everyone: -sweatdrops at the fact that hes been watching that show for Two days straight,That the show is called 'InuYasha' and InuYasha and Kagome are in every single episode.-
InuYasha: -Growls.- InuYasha,You pitiful human.
Kagome: -Is busy looking through some torture items.- Hmm..
-Suddenly screaming is heard,Loud and is calling, "INUYASHA! MY LOVE!"-
ShiroInu: That bitch! She got loose again! -Pushes everyone back and grabs a metal bat,Getting ready as Kikyou runs into the room.-
Kikyou: -All sparkly eyed dispite the dried blood on her clothes,The missing limbs,The cuts and bruises.- InuYasha! You came for me!
InuYasha: Uhhh..Kikyou?
Kagome: -Scowls under her breath.-
ShiroInu: -Fancy spin.- This is for you Kagome-chan! -SWings bat forcefully,The tip of it slamming into her gut and sending her flying.- Slaves! Tie her back up! -Cloned mini Sesshoumaru's in dog form carry her off.-
Kagome: Aww! Cute! -Looking at Sesshoumaru clones.-
InuYasha: Keh..Thats disgusting..
ShiroInu: I'm selling them on ebay.
Kagome: How much?
InuYasha: -gasps.- What! Kagome?!
ShiroInu: 1000 yen.
Kagome: -gasps.- I'll take two! -Writes out address and such on ordering form.-
InuYasha: NO! What are you thinking bitch?
Hojo: Uh..Hello?
Kagome: What else did you clone?
ShiroInu: I have my own personal Inu-chan clone! ^_^ -Whistles and a cute,Child like InuYasha toddles up cutely,Looking up at ShiroInu with wide innocent eyes.-
Inu-chan: Yess mama?
InuYasha: -jaw drops.- What the hell?! How did you do that?
Hojo: Oh neat..Hello? Anyone?
Kagome: -Tearful.- Hes so cute! -Picks up Inu-chan and snuggles him.-
Both girls: -squeal with delight when his ears flick.-
InuYasha: H-hey! What about me?
Hojo: Anyone..?
InuYasha: Oi! Wench!
Kagome: -glares at InuYasha.- Don't use foul language around Inu-chan!
ShiroInu: Yeah! You baka koinu!
InuYasha: -pins his ears back.- Kagome! You idiot hes ME!
ShiroInu: -Sends Inu-chan off.- Well,We'll see him a little later,Time for Hojo torturing!
Kagome: -Waves at Inu-chan.-
InuYasha: -Scowls and grabs Kagome.-
ShiroInu: -Drags the couple in front of Hojo.-
Kagome: -breaks down crying.- I miss him so much!
InuYasha: -Ears perk,He hesistantly hugs her.- Oi-..Don't..uh..cry!
Hojo: -Frowns.- Higurashi! I'll comfort you! HIGURASHI!
Kagome: -Sobbing in InuYasha's shoulder.-
InuYasha: -Holds Kagome gently.- There there,woman..
Hojo: HIGURASHI! I'LL COMFORT YOU!
Kagome: -Looks up at InuYasha.-
InuYasha: -Looks down at Kagome.-
-Suddenly the back ground gets all blue and purple,Sparkles fall from the sky and the song that comes on whenever theres a romantic scene on the show plays softly.-
Hojo: -stares in wonder at the sparkles.-
ShiroInu: -sobbing quietly.-
Kagome: InuYasha...
InuYasha: Kagome...-Touches the side of her face gently.-
ShiroInu: -Taping Hojo's mouth shut,Taping this moment on a video camera for Ebay.-
Hojo: Mmmphhfff! Hhgggmmffeee..-Translation 'Nooo! Higurashi...'-
Kagome: I love you,InuYasha..-Eyes all teary.-
InuYasha: I love you too.. -Leans down to kiss her lips softly with his.-
Kagome: -Cheeks flush gently,As she returns the kiss with passion.-
Hojo: -Sobbing.- Mmmmmphhhhfffff!!!! Hhhhgggmmmfeeee....
ShiroInu: -Hugging a midget,Whispering.- Beautiful..So..beautiful..-sobs.-
-Background goes to normal,The sparkles stick to people's hair and the music turns to some lusty rap song while Kagome and InuYasha make out in the middle of the floor.-
Hojo: -Tape rips off.- GOD! NO HIGURASHI! I LOVE YOU! NO!!! -SCreams with horror,Ripping off the straps of his arms and jerking around in his chair,Clawing his own eyes bloody.-
Kagome and InuYasha: -Moans.- Oh yess!
ShiroInu: -Turns off video camera and excorts the half naked couple in a nearby closet,Their moans and some thumping sounds heard.-
Hojo: HIGURASHI!!! GODDS NOOOO!!! NO! COME BACK!
ShiroInu: -Cackles evily and takes out a leather whip,Cracking it againest Hojo's body.- SHUT UP SLAVE!
Hojo: -yelps with pain.-
ShiroInu: You pathetic -crack.- dense -crack- puny -crack- human -crack- WHO HAS NO CHNACE WITH KAGOME! -crack crack crack!-
Hojo: -Starts to bleed in many places,Moaning with agony.-
ShiroInu: -Sets down whip,And takes some thick gloves,Pulling some hot tar out of the oven.- Ohh Hojjjooooo...
Hojo: -Eyes widening.- NO! PLEASE NO!
ShiroInu: -Carelessly dumps the entire jar of tar *That Rhymes!* on his chest.-
Hojo: -Screams bloody murder,Squirming and jerking in pain.- YOU BITCH!
-Silence.-
ShiroInu: -Eyes red.- Fear my..RABID DOGS! -Quickly levetates,Picks up Inu-chan and watches as a pack of drooling and rabid mutated dog things run through,And began ripping Hojo's body to pieces,Blood splurting all over the walls and screams heard.-
ShroInu: Well folks,That wasn't much Hojo Torturing but hey! We'll be torturing another charecter tommarow,So Review and make some suggestions!
Sango: -Somewhere in the house.- Oh Miroku! Your so sexy!
InuYasha and Kagome: -Moaning loudly.-
Hojo: -screaming,Gasping and being torn apart.-
Sesshoumaru: GET ME OUT OF HERE! -Fan girls tackle him.-
ShiroInu: Till next time! I'm your host,ShiroInu and if you want pain,Then we'll make it a game! See you later! -Dissapears with Inu-chan.-
Hojo: HIGURASSSSHIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
