Author: taivaspoika - that's me!

Word count: 470 + AN

Title: Diary of Letters

Rating: General

Genre: Romance/General

Character(s)/Pairing(s): Sweden/Prussia

Warnings: A bit of language, but come on, it's Prussia. And, um. Human names used.

Summary: Gilbert is bored.

Disclaimer: Well, rather obviously I don't own Hetalia. If I did, well, this wouldn't be crack. Ha.

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Dearest Berwald,

I find it hard to write a letter to you, so I'm trying extra hard and you'd better think it's fucking awesome, okay?

..why was I writing this in the first place…

That's right! Since I have so much free time, I thought I'd come over or something. Love your house, anyways.

Love,

You know who

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Kära Gilbert,

I am delighted about your letter, and it pains me to tell that my schedule is very busy. Even so, I would enjoy your company during my rare time off.

When shall you come?

Best wishes,

Berwald

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Berwald,

You do know that I am well capable of helping you with your work. Or else I wouldn't be this awesome, right?

How 'bout I come as soon as I receive your reply, which, of course, will be something along the lines 'oh yes please, come as soon as possible I can't wait you', right?

Lots of love,

Gilbert

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Kära Gilbert,

We both know that working together will not work. I repeat, it will not work. Too many distractions. I have a vacation in three weeks, maybe we could arrange something then? Deadlines are getting too close for my comfort and work is piling up.

Please stop calling me every other hour, Gilbert. It makes working seriously a bit too hard.

Best wishes,

Berwald

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You know, sometimes you're such an ass. But that's part of the package! Maybe I'll lighten your busy day by making a surprise visit, haha. Would help you to relax a bit, right?

Man, I wished I could have come as soon as possible, I've got all the stuff packed up already. Ah well. Hope you're well, anyways. And, you know, you, just maybe, could stop being so fucking formal with your letters.

It's annoying, yeah?

-the Awesome Me

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Kära Gilbert,

I can tell you were drunk when you wrote that last letter and I sincerely hope you didn't actually mean all those things you said - not from the bottom of your heart.

It is true that my letters are more formal than yours, but not all of us can afford to be as laidback as you are. I wouldn't want to accidentally send my boss an informal letter.

I must apologize to you, if I let you down. But I can't always submit to your crazy ideas.

In fact, I got two days free next week. I think I could visit you then and make up for letting you down. How does that sound?

Skriv snart,

Berwald

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…I can't believe you just wrote that. You're coming over? Really?

Can't wait.

It's fucking awesome.

-Gilbert

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I'm sorry that I wrote you while drunk.

…for real. I should have come to you personally, right?

-Gilbert, again

Ps. When are you coming?

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Some random Swedish:

Kära - dear

Skriv snart - write soon

I really wish I knew German… would be so much better.