Oh, The Things They'll Do!
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"I'm bored." Ginny Weasley stated.
"Me too." The entire Griffindor common room answered her.
"Wow Hermione. You're bored? You have no homework, no studying, nothing to read? I'm worried." Ron felt Hermione's forehead for a fever.
"Very funny, Ronald Weasley," Hermione snapped at the red head. "Well, what do y'all wanna do?"
"We could mud wrestle," Fred said hopefully, glancing at Angelina.
"Yeah!" Every guy in the room liked that idea.
"No way! That's gross! I'm not rolling around in some mud, wearing next to nothing just so you guys can have some fun. Besides, Filch would kill us!" Hermione looked appalled.
"Hey, maybe we can get Malfoy to come." Everyone ignored Hermione and kept planning their day.
"Draco Malfoy?" Hermione blushed. "Well, you only live once. Sure… I'll play."
"I'm gonna go get some food from the kitchens." Harry Potter sprinted out of the room, excited at the prospect of having a bunch of half-naked girls around him all afternoon.
"We'll go find Malfoy." Seamus Finnigan said. He and Dean Thomas left to room with menacing grins on their faces, wands out.
"I guess we'll go get changed then." Parvati, Lavendar, Ginny, Hermione, Alicia, Angelina, and Kaitie headed up the girls' stairwell and into their rooms.
When the girls returned to the common room, the boys had returned, joined by Padma Paitl, and Cho Change, who were eyeing up Malfoy, who looked really good in his swimming trunks. He stripped off his t-shirt, revealing his tan, built chest. *USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS, PPL! YOU KNOW HE'S SEXY!* Pansy Parkinson stood next to him, feeling his six pack while he flexed his abs.
When he and Pansy were done, there was practically a puddle of girls on the floor. *INCLUDING ME… SOOO SEXY!!!!!*
When they all got themselves sorted out, Hermione conjured a shallow swimming pool filled with water and dirt. Everyone jumped in and ran around to mix up the mud.
When the mud was ready, everyone stripped down to their bathing suits and prepared to fight.
The boys were astonished to find that of all the girls, Hermione looked the best in her suit. It was a blue two piece with shorts and a halter top. It covered her stomach, but was very low in the top, and had about two inches at the bottom of the top where a bit of skin was showing. She filled it quite nicely. Hermione grinned when she heard Draco's sharp intake of breath.
"Okay," George said, breaking the silence. "Who's first?"
No one moved. It was as if the girls were Veela.
"I'll go first. Who wants to fight me?" Hermione offered, half-raising her hand.
That kicked the boys out of their stupor. "I will!" Every guy in the room volunteered.
"Woah, same-sex fights only. How about Cho?" Harry offered. Everyone knew the real reason Harry wanted Cho in there. His crush on her was quite obvious.
"Okay," Cho pulled off the t-shirt she was wearing and hopped into the "ring". She and Hermione faced each other and met in the center, placing their hands on each other's shoulders.
After Hermione won, coated in mud and grinning, the common room door swung open suddenly. Professors Snape, McGonagall, Dumbledore, and Flitwick entered the room.
"What is the meaning of this?" Professor McGonagall yelled. "We will be back in ten minutes. This had better be cleaned up when we return or detention for all!" She and the other teachers left the room, leaving the students to clean up the mess.
"So… Who's next?" Hermione asked, wiping herself off with a towel.
The next ten minutes flew by in a whirlwind of mud. Harry and Ron fought, as did Crabbe and Goyle… They made an exception of the rules for Draco and Hermione to fight. They all realized that Malfoy and Granger had feelings for each other, so they let it go.
They were all having so much fun that they didn't notice the returned teachers until Professor Snape cleared his throat loudly. They all turned, shocked, to see all the Hogwarts teachers at the door, clad only in bathing suits…
TBC…
