Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Johnen Vasquez does, Nickelodeon deserves to go to hell!

A/N: Well, I actually got off of my lazy ass to write a story! Hurray for me. Okay, I have nothing against any fancharacters out there, but some of them just plain stink! Not all, just some.

Summary: Zim and Gir are sucked into the world of fanfiction. Thus we get slash, horror, romance, insanity and of course, a bit of DOOM!

Fancharacters Not Included

(Scene opens to inside Zim's lair thingy)

Zim: Yes! I finally have a plan to get rid of that filthy stink beast Dib! I am INGENIUS!

Gir: OOOOOOOOHHH!

Zim: Come, Gir. We will hack into Dib's computer and FRY IT FROM THE INSIDE! (Insert evil laughter here)

Gir: Yay! I like hacking! (Stares at the wall for a second) What are we doing again?

Zim: Never mind, put this helmet on.

Gir: What about piggy?

Zim: Forget the pig Gir!

Gir: PIGGY! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM!

Zim: Fine fine fine! Keep the pig, let's just get going! TO THE INTERNET!

(Zim and Gir are on these little surfboards)

Gir: WHOHOO! I'm a flying monkey!

(Zim is trying desperately not to fall off)

(Zim sees a sign that says: tO fANfictioN.nET)

Zim: Let's go through here! Follow me Gir!

(Go through this weird portal thingy)

(Zim and Gir fall off their surfboards and onto the ground. It's raining, and they see a bridge up ahead)

Zim: OW! OW! O- Wait, I don't feel anything!

(Zim also notices that he is TALL)

Zim: What is going on here?

Gir: I have NO idea!

(Zim sees a figure sitting on a bridge)

Zim: Who? Are we still in the Internet?

(Zim sees a sign in red letters in the sky that say's: SLASH)

Zim: Slash? What is this slash?

(Zim walks over to the bridge and is shocked)

Gir: It's the Dib human!

Zim: What are YOU doing here?

(Dib looks sad)

Dib: Zim! I thought you'd never talk to me again! (Hugs Zim)

(Zim is so shocked that for a second he can't speak)

Zim: Get OFF me!

Dib: But Zim!

Zim: Is wiping himself off) Filthy HUMAN germs! I'm NEVER gonna get that SMELL off of me! Argh!

Dib: (leans into kiss Zim)

(Then, suddenly, Zim feels like someone shot him. He feels dizzy, and his feet lift off the floor)

Gir: WEE! I'm a flying monkey again!

(Zim and Gir whirl around for a minute, then land onto the pavement. Zim is confused and still grossed out by what was GONNA happen)

Zim: (is gagging)

(Gaz walks up to him)

Gaz: H-Hiya Zim!

Zim: YOU! What on Irk have I done to deserve this?

(Zim sees in the sky a flashing purple sign that says: ROMANCE)

Zim: Oh NO!

Gir: It's the spooky girl who haunts my nightmares!

Zim: Where's that DISGUSTING stink beast sibling of yours?

Gaz: (looks nervous) Why do you ask, Zim?

Zim: So I can find him and turn him into human banana mush!

Gaz: Zim!

(Gaz hugs Zim)

Zim: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HUGGING?

(Pushes Gaz off)

Zim: NO! Stay away!

Gaz: Zim! Come back!

(Zim trips and lands on the ground. When he sits up, he sees Dib with his arms crossed, looking at him mean.)

Dib: Gaz! Stay away from this alien SCUM!

Gaz: No! It's time we tell you the truth, brother! I'm in love with Zim!

(Dib looks extremely shocked, and his mouth hangs open)

(That's when the very shocked Zim feel's that feeling like someone just shot him)

Zim: Oh great! What NOW?

(Gir and Zim are lifted into the air once again, then thrown into a large, looming house that has green light coming from it. Zim sees a sign that says: HORROR)

Zim: Oh GREAT! First human love crap, now THIS!

(A shadow is on the wall. Zim turns around, and he is suddenly VERY scared. He nearly screams when he sees someone's lifeless body on the ground, which looks A LOT like Dib's)

(Zim shudders)

Gir: (eyes are red) Master, there is danger approximately 10 feet due east from you.

(Zim starts to run. He hears loud footsteps behind him and heavy breathing)

(He trips)

Zim: NOOOOOO!

(A second before his face hit's the ground, he feels that shot feeling again)

Zim: THANK THE TALLEST!

(This time, instead of landing on the ground, Zim and Gir are back on there surfboards. They pass a sign that says: wE hoPE yoU enjOyeD yOur StAy aT FF.nEt)

Zim: Yes! We're finally out of that weird place. Hey, what the?

(He see's a warning sign: WARNING! FANCHARACTER DANGER! DO NOT ENTER UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET PULLED TO PIECES BY SCREAMING FANGIRLS! CHEESE.)

Zim: Zim is not afraid of these fancharacters!

Gir: Yes, obey the cheese. Love the cheese. EAT THE CHEESE! (Goes stupid again) Piggy's!

A/N: What will happen? Will Zim survive. That is up to me! (: (insert evil laughter here) Review, thankies!