How The Other Half Live.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. But if i did John and Elizabeth would be together, Ford would still be on our side and my best friend would marry Rodney McKay :D
Rating: K+
Author: SuperRainbowMuffin
Part: 1/?
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This just wasn't John's day.
He sat on a bed in the infirmary, mulling over the events that took place that day.
-Flashback-
It was just an ordinary uninhabited planet. There were no signs of any recent wraith culling's. No hostile villages to deal with. Just a calm, peaceful planet.
"This world is truly beautiful" Teyla smiled as a cool breeze blew in from the north. Much to Ronon and Rodney's dismay, Teyla was a flower person. And there were many flowers on this well vegetated planet; they grew wildly amongst the trees in the meadow they were traipsing through. –She had wanted to stop and admire their beauty, only to be physically picked up by Ronon who threw her over his shoulder until she convinced him she could walk by herself.
Suddenly Rodney sneezed, "oh perfect" he said as he pulled a tissue out of his pocket. "Could this day get any worse?" He mentally cursed his allergies to pollen as they continued to walk on through the meadow.
"Don't worry McKay, we'll be leaving soon. There doesn't look like there's anything worth checking out here" Sheppard assured him.
-Infirmary-
If only that had been true, John sighed and looked at his team-mates. They were sitting at the other end of the infirmary; it was like he had caught some horribly contagious disease. He almost wished that he had, anything would be better than this.
-Flashback-
"Ok, this definitely turns…whatever it is- on" Rodney said, his hand hovering over the so-called 'on- switch'.
"I don't know McKay. Do you even know what it does?" John asked.
"Well we'll find out won't we" Rodney said back, "As soon as we turn it on". He turned what looked like a dial and pressed it into the wall.
There was a sound, like something was charging up. In the place of the dial was a light that got brighter and brighter. It took John only a moment to realize what it was a quickly pushed Rodney out of the way, taking the blow himself. The hit from the beam knocked him back against the opposite wall.
"Colonel Sheppard!" Teyla cried and ran to his aid, but stepped back when she noticed he was…glowing? only a second later his entire body was engulfed in a blinding light that filled the entire cave. It took about a minute for the light to dissipate. And when it did, the three conscious members of the team got a look at John.
"Oh my god!"
"Whoa".
"By the ancestors!"
-Infirmary-
John watched as Elizabeth Weir entered the infirmary, an amused look gracing her features as her eyes landed on John.
"Colonel Sheppard" Elizabeth greeted, "How are you feeling?"
Was she kidding? He crossed his arms over his chest and muttered, "fine". Though clearly he wasn't.
-flashback-
As John woke, he could tell in an instant that something wasn't right. His team was standing around him, Teyla with a worried look on her face. Ronon with a bemused expression on his. And Rodney…Rodney was grinning like an idiot.
"What happened?" John said groggily. 'Whoa' he thought, 'that didn't sound quite right'.
"Colonel, I would advise you to stay lying down" Teyla said, placing her jacket under his head for support.
"Why?
What's going on?" John asked. Teyla only used that tone when he was in
trouble, or when something was seriously wrong. The Colonel slowly sat
up and looked down at his body. 'Oh no' he thought.
It took a moment for his brain to process this new image…but when it did, "Oh my god!" he screamed, "I'm a woman!"
-infirmary-
"Well, Sheppard" McKay sighed, a smile still plastered on his face "…at least you're pretty".
No. This definitely wasn't John's day.
End.
A/N: It may take me a while to upload chapter two because i have exams very soon :) Thank you for reading! Please review :)
