This is a random Mary Sue story, to show your friend Guest reviewer what Sue stories are really like. Don't take this seriously. Thanks to Morwen80, who asked me to write this. Hope you enjoy the random insanity.


One foggy day in New York city, a girl stomped angrily down the street. Her name was Mary, and she wished she lived in Middle-Earth, where her love was. No one here understood. She sighed dramatically. She was so caught up in her thoughts that she did not even notice that she was walking right into a wall. As she knocked her head on it, all went dark...

MARYSUEMARYSUE

Legolas and Aragorn were patrolling around Mirkwood, looking for spiders nests that needed to he cleared out. They had already slew many foes, and hardly surprisingly, Legolas had injured himself. Again.

"Your father's going to kill me." groaned Aragorn. "Why do you always have to do these things?"

Legolas glared at the ranger with exasperation. "It's only a small scratch. I will be fine."

Aragorn looked doubtful. "Your father will not agree with you."

"Oh, I think..." Legolas stopped mid-sentence, staring into the distance.

Aragorn grabbed his arm. "What is it?"

Legolas ran, not answering him. His elf-eyes had seen quite an unusual sight.

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Mary slowly came back consciousness. Someone was wiping her face with a wet cloth...

She opened her eyes. LE GASP! IT WAS LEGOLAS! She couldn't believe it.

Mary leapt to her feet and squished Legolas in a bear hug. "Oh dearest Leggy, I can't believe it's you!" she gushed. "OOOOHHHHHH, LEGOLAAASSSSSS, YOU'RE BETTER THAN USSSSS, YOU'RE BETTER THAN USSSS! YOU CAN FIGHT AND SHOOT AND TWIST AND JUUUUUUMMMPPPP - WHOOOOOOO, LEGOLAAAASSSSS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN USSSSSSS, YOU'RE BETTER THAN USSSS! YOU KILL EVERYTHING THAT GETS IN YOUR WAY AND WE LOOOOOVVVEE IT, WHOOOOOO, LEGOOOLAAAAASSSSSS!"

Aragorn stared in complete disbelief. "Someone... you know...?" he managed to get out.

Mary didn't notice him. "Oh Leggykins, please tell me you're real! This is to good to be true! Oh, my terrible past! But all will be fine now, as I am with you."

Aragorn did the O.O face.

"Oh Leggy, you're hurt!" Mary sobbed. "Please tell me it's not fatal! I could not bear it! Please tell me it's not!"

Legolas was in total shock, unable to process this strange being.

Aragorn ran over and pulled Mary off. "Who are you?" he asked. "When did you meet Legolas? He's never mentioned you before."

Mary sniffed. "Of COURSE I've never met him! But you two are the cutest characters in all of LOTR! How could I not love him?"

Legolas raised an eyebrow. "What's LOTR?"

Mary's eyes bulges out of their sockets. "The Lord of the Rings, of course! You know, your epic quest to destroy the One Ring and how..."

"Wait a minute!" shouted Aragorn. "How did you know all that? Where are you from?"

Mary rolled her eyes dramatically. "I'm Mary, my last name is Sue, I live in New York City, and you two are in the most epic movie ever I can't believe I'm finally with you, oh Leggy dear!" She sqeeed and threw her arms around Legolas' horrified face.

Legolas fainted most unfabulously.

"LEEEEGGGGYYYY!" screamed Mary, doing a wild dance around his body. "I need you! Don't go!" She collapsed and sobbed wildly.

"I'm sorry you had to see this, but that wound was fatal." Aragorn lied. "Now why don't you..."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mary shrieked. "HE'S DEEEAAADDD! LEGGY, OH MY DEAREST LEGGY IS DEAD! I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR!"

Mary grabbed Aragorn's sword and slew herself.

Aragorn made the O.O face for exactly 12.476 seconds, then fainted and fell on top of Legolas.


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