1.

A pretty red-headed woman entered a shoe store. She began looking through the shoes.

The clerk came out. "Hello, may I help you?"

"Yes. I'm looking for a pair of sandals."

"Well, we have a very nice selection of them. Oh, do you know your shoe size?"

"I'm sorry, I don't quite remember."

"No problem. Sit down, and I'll measure your feet."

"OK."

She sat down and removed her shoes. He took a foot measurer out and measured each foot."

"7 ½. And if I may be so bold, you have the feet of a Goddess!"

She smiled. "Why, thank you!"

She put her shoes back on, got up, and looked at the shoes. She settled on a pair of high-heeled strapless sandals.

"I'd like to try these shoes."

"A good choice! I'll be right back."

He went into the backroom. A minute later, he came out with a box. He gave this to her. She took her shes off and put the new ones on. Then she got up and walked around, for a bit.

"They show off your feet very nicely!," the clerk said.

"I love them! I will buy them."

"Excellent!"

"Mind if I wear them?"

"Sure, that's fine."

She put her old shoes in the box. The clerk processed her order, and she gave him a credit card. A couple minutes later, she left the store.

2.

Peg Bundy came home from shopping with several bags in her hands. Couch potato Al was watching a baseball game, beer in hand.

"Hi, Al."

He looked at her and shook his head. "I see you've been spending my money, again!"

"Al, I want to ask you something."

"What is it?"

She sat on the couch, slipped her shoes off, and lifted up her legs.

"Would you say that I have the feet of a Goddess?"