1.
A pretty red-headed woman entered a shoe store. She began looking through the shoes.
The clerk came out. "Hello, may I help you?"
"Yes. I'm looking for a pair of sandals."
"Well, we have a very nice selection of them. Oh, do you know your shoe size?"
"I'm sorry, I don't quite remember."
"No problem. Sit down, and I'll measure your feet."
"OK."
She sat down and removed her shoes. He took a foot measurer out and measured each foot."
"7 ½. And if I may be so bold, you have the feet of a Goddess!"
She smiled. "Why, thank you!"
She put her shoes back on, got up, and looked at the shoes. She settled on a pair of high-heeled strapless sandals.
"I'd like to try these shoes."
"A good choice! I'll be right back."
He went into the backroom. A minute later, he came out with a box. He gave this to her. She took her shes off and put the new ones on. Then she got up and walked around, for a bit.
"They show off your feet very nicely!," the clerk said.
"I love them! I will buy them."
"Excellent!"
"Mind if I wear them?"
"Sure, that's fine."
She put her old shoes in the box. The clerk processed her order, and she gave him a credit card. A couple minutes later, she left the store.
2.
Peg Bundy came home from shopping with several bags in her hands. Couch potato Al was watching a baseball game, beer in hand.
"Hi, Al."
He looked at her and shook his head. "I see you've been spending my money, again!"
"Al, I want to ask you something."
"What is it?"
She sat on the couch, slipped her shoes off, and lifted up her legs.
"Would you say that I have the feet of a Goddess?"
