Someone posted a version of this. I thought it reeked so I made my own.

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You know Brodie and Banky and Brandi and Caitlin

Dante and Randal and TS and Holden

But do recall

The most Famous Red Bankers of all?

Silent Bob, the quiet Pot-head

And his hetero-life mate, Jay

And if you ever saw them

You'd probably think they're Gay

Whenever Jay sees women

He calls out degrading names

Silent Bob knows that his poor boy

Will never join in any bedroom games

But then one chilly Winter's night

Justice came to say

"If you steal an Ape and return to the truck,

I'll be your Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck"

Then Silent Bob was happy

And Jay shouted out with glee,

"As soon as I steal this monkey,

I'm gonna get some nice pussy"