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Henry Wood
8/4/12
Total Drama Cruisin'
Episode 1: Reloaded
Chris: We have had a small camp on an island, we made some movies, we took a trip around the world in a plane. And finally, we went back to the island there were some changes. Andnow we have a new surprise for contestants new and old! A CRUISE!
Mike: You realize were right here, Chris. Right?
Lightning: Lightning declares that Chris will not use lightning again!
Chris: Yeah about that you don't have a choice.
Gwen: Let me guess, it's in the contract.
Tyler: I don't care! This is my year!
Chris: Everybody shut up! I'm gonna read out the teams, and you're gonna be okay with them!
Duncan: I'm not doing this.
Justin: Yeah my looks cannot take another season of this show. I was hideous after TDA.
Chris: The contracts are ironclad, after the stunt that Courtney pulled in season 2; I have lawyers working overtime to make sure there are no loopholes
*Everybody stares angrily at Courtney*
Chris: Here are the teams:
Team 1: Gwen! Noah! Dawn! Scott! Lightning! And Trent!
Team 2: Cody! Geoff! Owen! Izzy! Jo! And Justin!
Team 3: DJ! Harold! Bridgette! Heather! Duncan! And Lindsay!
Team 4: Leshawna! Courtney! Mike! Alejandro! Zoey! And Cameron!
Chris: The people whose names I called will come with me, and board the ship!
Tyler: What about us?
Chris: Bye!
Chef: Welcome to McLean Cruise Line.
Gwen: This is gonna be fun.
Owen: I know right!
Chris: Go to your team quarters and meet at the lunch hall in 1 hour for you first challenge! Go!
Team 1:
Trent: So this is kinda awkward.
Gwen: Yeah but we'll make the best of it, hopefully.
Scott: Nobody cares about your love triangle.
Dawn: Your auras show that you still have feelings between you.
Trent and Gwen: NO!
Lightning: Lightning just wants to win.
Noah: Noah just wants Lightning to stop speaking in the 3rd person.
Lightning: But Noah just spoke in the 3rd person.
Gwen: Great the team idiot.
Dawn: I sense that we will be a very good team.
Trent: Really?!
Dawn: Yes once you and Gwen patch your relationship, the team will be great!
Scott: Wait, Chris didn't give us any information about confessionals or where the lunch hall is.
*Arriving at bedrooms, Girls on left, Boys on right*
Trent: Nope, there are maps in the bedrooms.
Lightning: Lightning doesn't see any confessionals.
Noah: No confessionals this season?
Gwen: I doubt it.
Team 2:
Cody: this could be fun.
Jo: Can it short stuff.
Geoff: Whoa, let's try to get along here.
Justin: Why did Chris have to pick me!
Owen: Because you're really hot.
Izzy: Oh give it a rest Owen.
Jo: I can't believe I'm the only new competitor.
Cody: I'm sure you'll make friends.
Jo: I'm not here to make friends.
Izzy: Whoa tough girl.
Team 3:
DJ: All classic competitors.
Lindsay: I think we are gonna be the best team ever!
Heather: Yes, especially with momma's boy and dumb blonde.
Bridgette: Really Heather?
Duncan: We're gonna be the horrible team this year I guess.
Harold: The challenges have not even begun yet.
Bridgette: I know you feel bad the Gwen's on a team with Trent, but I don't think anything is gonna happen.
Duncan: That's because you and Geoff have a perfect relationship.
DJ: Guys we're playing right to where Chris wants us to be.
Bridgette: Yeah I think you're right.
Duncan: I will kill Chris!
Team 4:
Leshawna: The first time we lose we vote off Alejandro.
Courtney: And why would we do that?
Mike: Because he's a slippery eel who takes advantage of people.
Cameron: Yeah, I agree with Mike and Leshawna.
Zoey: Same.
Courtney: You just don't know him.
Alejandro: Oh, Zoey, you just really don't understand things.
Zoey: Oh no, that will not work on me!
Courtney: You'll see that you made a mistake.
Back together:
Chris: Now we are gonna go over some of the rules, before we get underway with our first challenge. Since we have four teams this year, there will be one winning team and that team will get a reward. Two teams will get nothing, no elimination no reward, and one team will send someone packing! Now let's start TOTAL! DRAMA! CRUISIN'!
Theme:
In confessional:
Gwen: This is gonna suck. Well at least I have Trent. I didn't mean it like that!
Trent: This is going to be really awkward with Gwen.
Duncan: I will humiliate Trent so bad.
Courtney: I am going to crush Duncan and Gwen's relationship and make them suffer!
Bridgette: Duncan's really getting on my nerves.
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