Something's Fishy
I was fishing at a river bank,
Wanted pokémon to catch.
Bait at my side with poké ball,
A complimentary match.
…
My line gave a little twitch,
And eyes, I slowly opened.
Went to reel in my line,
Hoped it won't be broken.
…
On and on I reeled in,
And for poke ball I reach.
Another pokédex entry,
More wonders it can teach.
…
And my catch, it showed itself,
And I let out woeful groan.
A magikarp, those bloody fish,
Couldn't leave me alone.
…
But this one was different,
It made a heavy splash.
My clothes were left all soaking,
Bait and balls fell with a crash.
…
But of those balls that did fall in,
One hit the magikarp.
My pokédex, it hummed and beeped,
Oh yes, this was a lark.
…
So another pokémon I caught,
And there was one small inquiry.
Should I smoke or roast this fish,
When I ate my morning tea?
