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My attempt at humor. Funny oneshots in several dimensions. Knowing Clow AND Clamp, there must be a dimension out there where this things would take place.
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Always stuck with the Thick-headed one
By Vicks111
In Clow Country…
"Yo, Yukito!! Come great your amazing brother!!" A young man hollered from the Palace's main entrance. His blond, disheveled hair glowed with the rays of the afternoon sun.
"I've told you once, I'll tell you a thousand times, do not make a ruckus at Palace; it's not proper," the High priest said as a form of salute to the other. They stood in front of one another, twin brothers exactly alike, but completely different.
"The greatest warrior of Clow, Kerberos, can make as much ruckus as he wishes to." He puffed his chest, placing his fist above his heart. Whereas Yukito was titled the 'High Moon Priest of Clow', second in magic to only the King and the Princess, his brother was titled the 'Great Sun Warrior of Clow'; he was also nicknamed after the terrible beast of mythology. Following the King's commands and the Princess' wishes, the two of them were the highest authorities in the country.
"The King frowns upon it, and I insist you behave yourself."
"Onii-chan can scowl all he wants for all I care. I'm here to see Sakura."
"The Princess is not on palace at the moment."
"They hate keigo, you know…especially the King."
Yukito blushed slightly, but his stern voice masked his emotions quite well, "Please leave. I'll make sure she knows you were here, once she returns from…"
"I hope that sentence doesn't end with that brat's name," The King of Clow appeared at the threshold, not looking amused in the very least.
"Yo, Touya nii-chan! I can't believe she got out of your scope. You all certainly need me around Palace to do things right."
"I don't recall ever given you permission to address me with such informality, Kero-chan"
"Not cool, nii-chan, not cool at all. That only sounds cute when Sakura says it."
"I agree," Yukito interfered, small grin on his face, "Imagine what the troops would say if their Commander was referred to as a frog, by none other than the Royal Family."
"Ah, so I see what's wrong here," Kerberos motioned from one to the other, referring first to Yukito and then to Touya, "you both haven't had any for days, and you are taking it out all on me. No wonder you are uncooler and grouchier than normal."
Knuckles were crackled and a rush of magic was felt instantly. Taking his cue, Kerberos turned around, and walked away…quite rapidly, may I say, "Don't worry nii-chan, I'll straighten that kid up faster than you can say my brother's name. Yukito, leave whatever the hell you were doing to your best brother and go attend the King; afterall, that's your first priority, isn't it??"
He laughed out loud as he disappeared from sight. Touya counted to ten and backwards, and brushed a hand through his hair. "Don't say it, Yuki." Yukito closed his mouth in an instant. He had many things he could have said, but the King ordered him not to do so.
"Now let's get going"
"Uh, where exactly?" Yukito was not one to question his liege very often, but rarely Touya was one to give into small details. "Didn't you hear him? He's bringing Sakura back and taking care of the Palace for the day. He may be obnoxious, loud-mouthed and arrogant, but he is efficient."
There was nothing Yukito could have said against that.
Hehe, I always wanted Kero in Clow country, but alas, I guess Clamp wouldnt have a job for him there. Unless he is sealed at the ruins (that would rock!). Next oneshot: Tokyo.
