In an slepy town, Gordon Freeman sleep.
Suddanly, loud noise wakes him from dreme, and he is farced to run out of the room and to the outside.
Outside, people yell loud, and Gordon also yells as he sees the caus of the loud noise.
A twenty feet man wearing a sute and smoking is terrerizing the city, stamping on peple and causing peple to explode.
Gordon uses giant ricket launcher and blows sute wearing man into little peces. The peces suddanly turn into hedcrabs!
Gordon runs into car and drive to road. Road blocked by blue shield and he can't not continu.
Out of nowere, 13 combine apper and shoot.
Gordon yells as he is blooded up and knocks out.
The resistence suddanly exploded with exitament. Gordon Freeman was now not to be the saver of the world. Instead, he was to be a prisener of ware. Now resistence could save day and stop combine from taking over the giant litehouse that served as base.
Resistence people scremed as combine flying things attack. Resistence people fall all over like rane drops.
Then, out of somewhere, a man jump onto flying thing and pounds it with fists till it explodes all over in a rane of fire and smok.
The man flys away. Resistence peple wave by as he goes into sky.
Then, lighthouse explod and peple die.
Speshal Agent Freeman fly thu air like fly until his fall into lake. Lake swallow him and he begin to drown on water. He then gets eaten by shark that than get eaten by headcrab with a name tag on that say "Helo my nam is Fred". Freeman fly through monster and escapes evil. He then goes to air and say:
"My name is Gerald Freeman." He laf and then say: "I kill monster like you every dae, and when I not kill evil, I sleep with hawt girl over phone."
Then, Gerald herd a cry and flew toward it. He flew to his broter who is shot by combine.
Gerald attack from above and use gravite wepon to move car into combine.
He then fly to ground and save brother.
"Brother. I save you." He says.
"No. You need to save world." Gordon reply.
"How?" Ask Gerald.
"Buy killing bad men."
Gordon suddenly fly through air and land in the middle of hotel room.
Gerald watch his brother go away and then flies through blue shield thing. He make explosion. Then he kill a old lady who has pet head crab. Old woman explod and Gerald flie to middle of Ravenholm.
In Ravenholm, people attack random so they not get bored. Gerald fight two crazy men with evil crate. He then leves them alive so he not look lik evil man.
He kill evil combine and save day. Until world explod and everyone die except jesus, who is actually G-man in disgise.
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