Slowly walking through the Forest Temple, Link looked around carefully. He knew that there was just one more foe for him to beat.
"Hmm...Where is that little freak?"
A small shadowy figure popped up behind a rock and chuckled. It reached down, picked up pebble and threw it at Link's head. Link quickly looked left then right.
"Who did that??? Who did that???"
Link could not see anything. He slowled and thought to himself...
Oh where, oh where's the last enemy?
I need to kill them all to get the next Small Key
Unlock the door to save my Hylian girl
And also kick some Ganon ass and saaaave the world.
I killed the Wolfos, the Blue Bubble too
But the music's still going so I can't be through.
Look up at the walls and it's Keese I spot
Pick them all off in their sleep with my new Hookshot
They shriek and turn red, flutter to the ground
Until I've impaled every one I'd found
But still no shimmering chest appears
There much be one last Keeeese in here.
Oh where, oh where's the last enemy?
I need to kill them all to get the next Small Key
Unlock the door to save my Hylian girl
And also kick some Ganon ass and saaaave the world.
Got the Master Key and Compass and the Dungeon Map
But if I can't get through this door then they're not worth crap
Use the Lens of Truth, it shows me nothing new.
Sure wish I'd come across a see-through Keese or two.
I try the Z-target, all it does is zoom
The last Keese must be way up near the top of the room
I look up with C, look up higher and higher
That's when I'm hit from behind and seeeet on fire.
Oh where, oh where's the last enemy?
I need to kill them all to get the next Small Key
Unlock the door to save my Hylian girl
And also kick some Ganon ass and saaaave the world.
As soon as I recover from my immolation
There isn't that much more the the altercation
I whip out my bow and it does the job
I get three Small Hearts and a Keese-kabob
I've got them all, a chest appears
With growing excitement I draw near
I open the chest to take out the key
Oh son of a bitch, it's just a bluuuue rupee.
Oh where, oh where's the last enemy?
I need to kill them all to get the next Small Key
Unlock the door to save my Hylian girl
And also kick some Ganon ass and saaaave the world.
"OW! Son of a-" Link yelled when a Keese kicked him in the shin and took off.
"You little..." Link whipped out a cow and threw it at the Keese. It landed down on the Keese and squashed it. A fanfare went off and a chest appeared on the ground.
"Hallelujah!" Link cheered. He ran over and opened the chest. Inside was the key!
"Kick ass!... Now... where was the door?"
Well whatcha think? This was a parady of "Last Keese" by Pearl Jam. Let me know what you think! ^_^
Quote of the day:
"I'm concerned about our beer supply! After this case, and the other
case, there's only one case left!!!" ~ Barney Gumble
