This was written to answer a challenge to write a fic that includes: A green alien plushy, Candies, Balloon, Relena and a mermaid, A fairy, Peter Pan.
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"No." Everyone had
their standards, this crossed the line for his.
"But..." Come on, he always agrees to these.
"No." No chance, he put up with a lot, but
this was to much.
"Oh come on Heero it's not that bad." Duo was
now wondering how he always got drafted into delivering the news.
"Then why don't you do it?" Let the Braided
Baka deal with this for once.
"Have you ever seen me wearing tights?" I hate
those things.
"I did not need that mental picture." Must
think of something different, anything, Relena, wait who are her guards right
now? Did she ditch them again?
"Are you saying you're going to pass up the chance to be on stage with Relena
as Tinkerbell?" I hate fighting dirty, actually
I don't it's the only thing I can use against him.
"I cooperated with the 'under the sea' play that had Relena
as a mermaid, I went along with the "Cats" production," I
even agreed to get in that 'Green Alien Plushy'
costume, "but I draw that line at playing Peter
Pan." Although he had to admit seeing
his wife dressed up in the mermaid and Cat costumes weren't that bad.
"Come on Heero, you know the children love you." Now
he was fighting really dirty, if playing the Relena card didn't work, he'd remind
Heero of who their audience was.
"They don't know me from anyone else who's in these plays." Why
am I not carrying my gun right now, oh now I remember, to tempted to shoot Duo.
"Well, I guess I could always ask Trowa to play the part?" Playing
the overly protective and jealous husband card, if this doesn't work nothing
will.
*click* The safety was turned off the gun which Duo was now staring at. However
I still keep it close.>
"Did... I say Trowa, haha, I don't even know a Trowa! He's playing Hook anyhow."
Prussian blue eyes narrowed. "... Did I say hook, nono that's Wufie, I meant
er uh, Mr. Christian." The finger started to tighten on the trigger, "Uh, Christian,
no wait that's ah Zechs, yeah that's it, Zechs."
"Hn," the gun was lowered and put away, "I don't see why we can't just give
the kids a bunch of Candies and Balloons
instead." Seriously, there had to be a better way to entertain them.
"Think of it this way, are you ever going to have a better reason to see your
wife dressed up as a Fairy?" One
last push, this has to do it.
"... Mission Accepted." Note to self: arrange
private encore.
And so the Children's hospital got their production of Peter Pan put on by the
group, it was a huge success. Trowa ended up as the crocodile, After ranting
about Injustice Wufei did a reasonable job as the pirate captain. Zechs was
mad at being cast as an underling, and Quatre was happy being the narrator.
Later that night Relena and Heero did have a private encore, with a slightly
revised ending.
