Darling: HEY BITCHES! Guess what? I'M NOT DEAD! XD anywho, I take it upon myself to warn you that this fanfic is strictly CRACK! Also, because this is a crack fic, a few characters are OOC. So yeah… Oh and there is YAOI! Not hardcore yaoi this is rated T, for Christ sake! Well anyway, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia Axis Powers.
OH GAWD! RUSSIA'S
It was a typical day for the nations of the world. They had another meeting and it was not really going anywhere. America was once again talking about making a giant hero and everyone else was well…being really bored. But, there was something missing and China, being late once again, was the first to notice. After taking his seat, china was already bored, mumbling something about the western nations still be very immature. He looked around, looking for his normal note-passing-buddy, Russia, and frowned when he saw he was nowhere to be seen. " Hey, has anyone see Ivan?" he asked. Ukraine looked his direction and said "He Texted me an hour ago, saying he was coming, but…" she trailed off. China eyed her, curiously. "But what?" he asked. "Well…" Just then, Russia came through the door, but… he didn't look like the Russia everyone knew and, kind of, loved. His short, beige-blonde hair was combed mostly to the front and formed a not-quite-a-fringe fringe. His violet eyes were outlined with black eyeliner, making the violet stand out even more. His normal heavy tan coat was replaced with a heavy black jacket and black jeans were now on his legs. At least he still wore his boots. "Hey, Russia…" everyone said, not completely in unison. Russia grunted a "Hello," in response and sat down next to china. "Yao, yeah, Ivan is acting like an angsty teenage boy, and won't snap out of it!" she cried. "I'm am not being angsty, I just realized how alone I am, da.", He said, not looking up from the doodle he was scratching onto the desk. China couldn't respond. He was just staring at Russia. Staring at his heavily eye lined eyes... The hushed whispers in the room stopped at the loud shriek was heard, followed by a surprised cry, then a loud thud. EVERYONE turned to see a squirming Russia underneath china. "you've go panda eyes!" he screamed. Then he kissed him. "I LOVE YOU IVAN! Sorry I could never tell you before… I've just been to shy to tell you!" he said, blushing bright red. Russia stared at china. "YAO I LOVE YOU TOO! I didn't think going emo would have this effect on you,da!" he said smiling. They kissed again and everyone cheered.
Darling: told you it was crack. Not only crack but a short crack fic at that! That's all I could think of. I did this pretty much on impulse. and yes it's retarded but yeh, it was impulsive. So yeah, tell me what you think and remember: All flames will be used to bake cookies for the nice reviewers! Bye~!
