Summary: Being around Mello might have rubbed off on him, but we all know Matt has a lot to complain about. And you thought Matt was supozed to be the nice one.
Matt Rants
Today's Rant: Fangirls
Hello people who are most likely girls, and even more so likely to be apart of my bigger-than-Mello's Fanclub, who are really classified as Fangirls, I would like to put this mesage out here, once in for all, so that there is no more confusion since this is actually pissing me off.
I hate you. A lot.
Now for those of you who haven't gone into hysteria because it's so horrible that your "love of your life" hates you, I hate you a little less.
Most of you are probably asking why I hate you so, and I don't mind telling you. It's not a long story nor is it complicated, actually, it's rather damn simple so listen up.
First of all, I hate you because, every single fucking time I go to the mall with Mello to buy chocolate or videogames, you attack me with hugs and kisses, tell me how awesome I am, strip me and attempt to steal my clothing, ball your eyes out, ask me to marry you, try to take of my goggles, ask me what my real hair colour is and never stop asking how big Mello's dick is.
To start off, can I just ask why in the name in all that is good and Zelda you would think I love you? I don't even know you! I was in the anime of a total of like, four minutes and you guys act like you guys know everything about me, however that's impossible since I doubt you would like me if I looked like Imagay Lightbulb. Yeah. Something to think about.
Let's face it girls, I don't- I repeat don't- know what size Mello's dick is, and i don't even want to know! If i did end up looking for some reason, I would probably end up seeing that Mello is a girl, and not actually a - dismiss what I just said, Mello's awesomeness is damn intimidating and I only spread lies about him because I'm not confident in myself, and when I lie and make fun of him I'm only trying to boost my own selfesteem, also, I know for a fact that Mello has a bigger penis than me, since mine is only an inch or two long when erected - Damn Mello.
And I know I didn't put this in the list of things they usually do, but I need to ask you guys since I tried asking Mello, and he didn't know either; what in the name of Pikachu is Yaoi? And why would I have it with Mello? How do you even prounounce it? Like is it Yo-ai or Ya-oi or like Ya-ee, because i have heard all three variations, and I'm so damn confused.
Getting back on the topic of why I hate you, why do you people find it neccesary to strip me? I've gotten in huge shit for it when you strip me at the mall and then I have no clothing and then I have to go to public jail for a day or two for public nudity. It's even worst when Mello comes to bail me out and then they put him in the cell beside me for being a prostitute. Yeah, not really what I would call a fun time.
Oh right, before I forget, stop pulling out laptops out of nowhere and forcing me to read these really random completely stupid stories that you have on some site called fanfiction. Not only do you write me completely out of character, the plot is always the same. I somehow fall in love with a girl I just met, and then we live happily ever after and have lots of kids and somehow Mello is no lounger in the picture. Yeah. Out of curiosity, why the hell would that ever happen? Just wondering you know.
Anyways, since I started writting this, Mello's been bugging me to get off the computer, so that he can deal with his stupid mafia type business and masturbate to gay porn, so yeah.
Remember, I still hate you.
Authors Note: This is a new fic I decided to start. I hope you guys like it 8D it was really fun to write.
Peace in!
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