AN: This is very poorly written and nothing is to be taken seriously. This is just for the people who like to laugh at stupidly written things like this.

Germany's pov.

Germany has never laid his eye on a prettier girl. But she was young and he was old man. So he would have to do the next best thing… MAKE HIM LOOK AROUND THE GIRL'S AGE! But how…

England! YES! He does magic stuff and he will make him young. "ENGLAND!" Germany shouted successfully making the Brit spill tea all over himself. "WHAT THE BLOODY HECK!"

"ENGLAND I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE TEENAGER!" Germany shouted! "Well if that's all you want then ok!" England responded calmly.

And then all of the sudden SHUBHAM Germany was teen! Now he can be with pretty girl.

After Germany was teenafied he went to find the pretty girl!

Hermione's pov.

Hermione was having not to good day because redhead boy keep saying his usual stupid poop again and then- WHO WAS THAT BLOND HOTTIE!

He was sooooo hot, hot, HOT! I couldn't help myself but approach him and make talk with him.

"HELLO, I'm Harmonies! And you are?" I asked him and he responded "Oh I'm-a Ludwig! You are very pretty girl be with me 4-EVER!"

I was shocked that he asked ME to be with him 4-EVER! I couldn't help myself but say "YES I WILL BE WITH YOU 4-EVER!"

Narrator's pov.

And with that Hermione and Germany got married on the spot and they are now known as what we know them as today. Germonie.

And they lived happily ever after or at least until Hermione got old and died of diabetes where Germany mourned over her death for a day until moving on to the next girl. But nobody saw the jealous Italian saying "I should have been the one to be with Germany not that human."

AN: For every ship there needs to be a story this is Germonie's story ~Author 2017

If whoever reads this wants more I have two more chapters just like this to add to this. The next chapter would be the revenge of the Italian. Ya guys just got to let me know that you want more. Also I wrote this back in 2017 but I am now just publishing this at the insistence of my friends.