Hi! I'm just doing interviews with the dex holders because I'm bored and I want to.

I'm doing this in region order. So our first person is Yellow!


I sighed, waiting for the Healer to walk up the 574 floors. Incidentally, the elevator broke. Again.

Yellow wasn't allowed to bring any pokemon since it was a policy. no one wants to have the reckless dexters to destroy this now 650 story high building, right? Only staff, writers, etc. are allowed to have them. The people knows that we aren't going to destroy anything unless they want to be broke and in serious debt.

Finally, I heard a in a faint knock on the door and let it open. "You're late." I started. Yellow raised her hand in a 'wait' gesture and I allow her to catch her breath and fanned her since she was sweatting a lot and panting heavily. "So...let's get started." I said as I led Yellow to her seat. "Where's...your hat?"

"Oh, Blue hid it from me. Again." Yellow sighed. "Um...why am I here...?"

"You're not the only one. I'm taking my time to interview you dex holders one by one about the wonderful world of fanfiction! You know, do you like it, what's your least and most favorite thing, your thoughts on it." I explained. Yellow nodded in understanding. "Where do we start?"

"Uh...well, what do you think about the stories?" I said. I honestly hadn't thought that far yet of the interview. "I think the stories are good." Yellow smiled. "They help the writers to practice their literacy skills."

Silence.

I could almost hear Yellow thoughts from her panicked and blank look. WhatdidIdowhatdidIdowhatdidIdo!?

I was thinking, leave it for her to suddenly change the entertainment to a school related thing. What is with these people?

"Next," I continued, racking my brain for another question. "Do you think fanfiction is a good thing?"

"I guess so. I mean, it helps people express their inner self and everything." Yellow said slowly. She's starting to sound like those history making for their peaceful and expressful self people. "Okay, I guess you're either being unbiased with this or you don't want to hurt anybody's feelings." I said. "What do you mean?" Yellow said with a confused look. "Will you still think the same if you knew the content of the stories? You know, romance, AUs, angst, horror, mystery, girlxgirl, A serial killer that's killing every dex holder, that kind of stuff-wait, why are you so pale?"

Yellow just shuddered at the list I said. What's wrong, I have no idea.

"Uh...I'll take that as a no comment then." I said uncertainly. "So, anything you want to talk about?"

"Well...why is there a lot of shippings?" Yellow asked. "I don't get what they are, honestly."

"Pairings romatically speaking." I said, looking through at my book of 'Everything you need to know in the fanfiction language including shipping names'. "Uh...yeah, that's basically what this book says."

"Why are they call shippings?" Yellow asked. I shrugged. "Maybe because in those cliche movies or something, when a princess and prince marry, they go on a ship? Or was it a carriage?" I wondered out loud. Yellow shrugged, not knowing the answers either. "Then what's crackshippings? Oh, and why are their many shippings but with a different name at the beginning like Mangaquestshipping and Oldrivalshipping?"

"Crackshippings are..." I looked it up. "I guess shippings that involve people in a different region or didn't have any hints of romance involving the two but the people just did it for the heck of it?" I looked at Yellow if I answered her question enough. "Oh, ant the second question's answer is that there are many pairings, so they change the name for a certain pairing."

"Then what are they and what do they pair for?" Yellow asked. I frowned. "You really want to know?" Yellow nodded. "Blue asked me to ask actually." Yellow admitted. I bet you people 50000 bucks that Blue blackmailed Yellow instead.

"Let's see, the most I'm familiar with is Special, Mangaquest, Oldrival, Soulshipping, Commoner, Agency/Chess (I forgot to mention there are some pairings with different names), Tea, Frantic, Ferriswheel, and others I either forgot the names or don't know the names. Oh, but I think there was a crack pairing for you and Emily."

"Emily?" Yellow repeated. "Emerald." I translated. "Uh, but what do those words stand for? And...tea? Ferriswheel?"

"I know right?" I said. "I guess to make things easier to remember, they put in words that might give hints on which pairing it is. Let's see...Mangaquest is Crystal and GOld, Oldrival is Blue and Green, Soulshipping is Silver and Soul, Commoner is Platinum and Diamond (I believe), Agency/Chess is Black and White, Tea is Bill and Daisy, Frantic is Sapphire and Ruby, Ferriswheel is White and N, and yeah, that's it."

"What about Specialshipping?" Yellow said innocently. I flinched. She flinched for no reason I guess. "Uh...you and your crush?" I said. ? Yellow was like, yeah, a question mark.

I facepalmed. "Do you or do you not have an almost canon crush?"

"Actually..." Yellow said nervously. "Blue made me eat a pill that made me unbiased and like, um...neutral? That is, like I won't have any romantic feelings for a while."

I blinked. "You DO realize that when it wores off, you will be even more embarrassed?" Yellow nodded. I facepalmed again. "Any other questions?" I asked.

Yellow shook her head after a bit of thought.

"Okay." I said. I shoeed her out the door. "Out you go now and tell that Blue's next." I shut the door. Oops, I forgot about the oneshot I was supposed to do. Darn, this is what happens when a bunch of good stories are coming in at once. Oh well, it's these kinds that makes it easier to remember...rant over.

I just realized that Yellow's interview was more like a shipping convo instead.